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Saturday, July 15, 2023

THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES: THE OFFICIAL THIRD SEASON -- DVD review by porfle

 
 

 

Originally posted on 2/2/09

 

THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES has been one of my all-time favorite TV shows since its premiere back in the olden days. Since I'm cheap, I've bought some of those crappy PD bargain bin DVDs that look awful and can't even use the original theme song. That's why watching CBS' official third season set is such a treat--it contains a whopping 34 episodes on five discs, with picture and sound quality that are about as good as the original elements allow, and you get that classic theme song.

Which, as everyone should know by now, gives us a nutshell recap of how Jed Clampett struck oil while "shootin' at some food" and then hauled his backwoods family to Beverly Hills to live in an elegant mansion--the ultimate fish-out-of-water tale. Jed (Buddy Ebsen), his feisty mother-in-law Granny (Irene Ryan), his gorgeous, tomboy daughter Elly May (Donna Douglas, one of the most beautiful women ever to appear on any screen), and his big-lummox nephew Jethro (Max Baer, Jr.), are so incredibly backward that everything they encounter in their new environment--telephones, doorbells, swimming pools, billiard tables, etc.--becomes fodder for a neverending series of hilarious running gags and mind-warping miscommunications.

Rounding out the regular cast of characters are uber-greedy banker Milburn Drysdale (Raymond Bailey), who fawns over the Clampetts because he's passionately in love with their millions, and his intelligent-but-homely secretary Jane Hathaway (Nancy Kulp), who often serves as a sympathetic buffer between the Hillbillies and civilization. In this set we also get to see Larry Pennell as movie star Dash Riprock and Sharon Tate in a recurring role as a bank secretary, along with other guest stars such as Don Rickles, Hedda Hopper, and Flatt and Scruggs.


The third season episodes, which are still in glorious black-and-white (and still #1 in the ratings at the time), have less of the bizarre, "Green Acres"-style hijinks that would come later as the show became more farcical and cartoonish, but they're still pretty way-out. Some of the series' funniest and most fondly-remembered storylines are here:

Jethro the double-naught spy--After watching some James Bond movies, Jethro gets bitten by the spy bug and outfits the old truck with a bulletproof washtub, rear-firing shotguns, oil slick spewer, and pot-bellied smoke screen maker, while outfitting himself with a secret radio taped to his boot heel and a solid iron hat that knocks him out whenever he puts it on too fast.

Jed the movie mogul--Jed becomes the owner of a declining movie studio and the Clampetts help out by making their own silent movie. They also mistake a backlot Western set for a real town and set up a general store, which guest star Hedda Hopper eventually levels with a bulldozer.

The Beatniks--Cool cat Sheldon Epps (Alan Reed, Jr.) and his hipster pals meet the Clampetts in a colossal culture clash. Granny tries to teach the beatniks the joys of working for a living and accidentally invents a new dance craze called "Diggin' Taters."

These are only a few of the many storylines in this set, which represents what may be the show's prime (although characters Aunt Pearl and Jethrine are sorely missed). I used to like the even wackier color episodes the best, but lately I've begun to enjoy the ones from this period even more. The comedy scripting is sharp and often screamingly funny, the direction is imaginative, and the principal cast is composed of expert comic actors giving top-notch performances. It's a joy to watch them milk each script for all it's worth.


Extras consist of a photo gallery and a documentary called "The Legend of the Beverly Hillbillies", which originally aired on CBS in 1993 shortly before the release of that awful Penelope Spheeris movie. It's a pretty sappy affair with smarmy host Mac Davis and some pointless appearances by the likes of Reba McIntyre, Ray Charles, Hoyt Axton, and G. Gordon Liddy (?) but it also features Buddy Ebsen, Max Baer, Donna Douglas, Louis Nye, and Larry Pennell playing their original characters in mock "where are they now?" interview segments with lots of funny clips from the show. Earl Scruggs and original theme song vocalist Jerry Scoggins appear at the end to reprise their famous tune as the surviving Clampetts do the old wave.

As an added bonus, you have the choice of hearing the theme song at the top of each show with or without the added sponsor-of-the-week verses. The DVD, of course, contains a disclaimer so modern viewers won't think CBS is still hawking Kellogg's cereals or, heaven forbid, Winston cigarettes. You can also see the Clampett clan stuffing themselves with corn flakes at the end of several episodes, but, unlike the Flintstones, they refrain from lighting up to get their sponsor-approved nicotine fix.

For fans, THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES: THE OFFICIAL THIRD SEASON is a must-have set that will provide hours of hilarity and nostalgia. And if you're new to the show, then sit a spell, take your shoes off, and check it out.

 


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Friday, July 14, 2023

SABRINA, THE TEENAGE WITCH: THE FIFTH SEASON -- DVD review by porfle

 

Originally posted on 2/3/10

 

I just did something extremely out of character for me--I actually watched SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH: THE FIFTH SEASON on DVD. If you knew me, you'd be saying "Holy schnikes! Have you lost your freakin' mind?" Which is entirely possible, but the truth is, to paraphrase Sally Field, I liked it. I really liked it!

Not being familiar with seasons 1-4, I checked out the show's IMDb forum and discovered that season five came right after a network switch from ABC to the WB, which included a format change. Sabrina's high school friends were ditched along with her boyfriend Harvey, in favor of a whole new life in college. Instead of living at home with aunts Hilda and Zelda (also witches), she's staying on-campus with three roommates--crabby Roxie (Soleil Moon Frye), vain Morgan (Elisa Donovan), and space-case Miles (Trevor Lissauer)--and she works part-time in a coffee house with her friend Josh (David Lascher), a potential romantic replacement for Harvey. And with Hilda now the owner of the coffee house and Zelda teaching at the college, they're still right in the middle of things, along with Sabrina's wisecracking black cat Salem.

At first, I had a little trouble buying Melissa Joan Hart as the "Sabrina" from the old Archie Comics series. For one thing, she doesn't look a thing like the comics character, and for another, I still tend to think of her as Clarissa (as in Nickelodeon's "Clarissa Explains It All"). Being on that show must've been good practice for this one, although its pace wasn't nearly as frenetic. As I watched the first episode of this collection with its characters zipping around at hyper-speed and breathlessly spouting rapid-fire dialogue as though they were trying to beat the clock, it reminded me of Jack Webb's streamlined, no-frills direction on DRAGNET. I wondered if this cast read its lines off a teleprompter as they did on that show. Then I realized that since Anson Williams had directed this episode, I had just indirectly compared Jack Webb to Potsie Webber! Sorry, Jack!

Anyway, Melissa has always had a natural ease in front of the camera and a deft way of handling this sort of light comedy. Her energetic, self-effacing style and comedy skills make Sabrina an endearing character. Once I became familiar with the characters, pieced together some of the backstory, and got into the rhythm of the show, I started enjoying it. It helps that her new best friend Roxie is played by Soliel Moon Frye, another former child sitcom veteran who knows her way around wacky comedy hijinks, and who, in the intervening years, seems to have transformed from cute little "Punky Brewster" into something of a babe, which is always a good thing.

The stories are good-spirited and fun while rarely ever getting either too stupid or too sappy. The Halloween episode is pretty elaborate, of course, packed with monsters and ghouls. This season also includes an outstanding Christmas episode and a spring break trip to Florida that turns into an awesome "Beach Party" spoof. Even the Valentine's Day episode failed to make me gag. The rest of the time Sabrina contends with the usual college and romantic problems, and the humor is funny without getting overly raunchy or insult-oriented, which is pretty refreshing. All in all, this batch of stories wasn't hard to get through at all.

Caroline Rhea is her usual cute self as Hilda, and Beth Benedict sorta grew on me as Zelda. The rest of the supporting cast is good, with some interesting guest stars including David Garrison, Kal Penn, Estelle Harris, Matt McCoy, Richard Kline, Leslie Jordan, Gedde Watanabe, and even Frankie Avalon. In addition to Anson Williams, the direction is capably handled by the likes of Amanda Bearse ("Married w/Children") and Henry Winkler, and castmembers Melissa Joan Hart and Beth Benedict.

Visually, the show is bright and colorful, and generally looks great. Even the frequent use of cheap CGI is pretty nicely-done. The 3-disc, 22-episode DVD set is full screen (4.3) with Dolby Digital sound but (alas) no extras.

So, once again I've found myself delving into previously-uncharted "wacky sitcom" territory that I normally wouldn't be caught dead in, and emerged feeling curiously entertained. SABRINA, THE TEENAGE WITCH is a surprisingly fun and appealing show which, according to its IMDb fans, was even better in its first four seasons. But I, being blissfully ignorant of the show's previous greatness, found myself enjoying this fifth season DVD set very much. In fact, you might even say that I was--here it comes--"bewitched." Ha ha, get it? Never mind.

 

 


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Thursday, July 13, 2023

MATLOCK: THE THIRD SEASON -- DVD review by porfle

 

Originally posted on 6/28/09

 

It's a shame that "Matlock" is widely perceived as an "old people's show." I never watched it during its first run for that very reason, figuring that it would be about as much fun as spending an hour with Andy Rooney. Boy, was I wrong!

MATLOCK: THE THIRD SEASON has converted me. This 5-disc set of twenty episodes has turned me into a certified "Matlock" addict, marvelling at the sharp, clever writing and hanging on every nuance of Andy Griffith's brilliant performance as the title character. Griffith milks the role for all it's worth, with such a relaxed, natural style that it barely looks like he's working at all. Which, of course, is a testament to the effort, skill, and devious intelligence behind the creation of his onscreen persona.

Ben Matlock has the soul of a cantankerous country lawyer in the big city (Atlanta, Georgia) with the kind of clientele that reflects his exhorbitant fee. He's not a big spender, though--he lives in a modest suburban house, his favorite food is hot dogs, and he wears the same light gray suit every day. Although possessing an easygoing sense of humor most of the time, he's still a crotchety old coot who's set in his ways. This sometimes lulls suspects into underestimating until he gets them on the witness stand and goes in for the kill.


Griffith's co-stars changed a lot over the show's nine seasons (1986-1995); in year three, he's ably supported by regulars Nancy Stafford, Julie Sommars, and Kene Holliday. The statuesque Stafford plays Matlock's assistant, Michelle Thomas, and aside from being a knockout she's good at giving the star someone to trade dialogue with. Even more appealing is Sommar's character Julie March, a district attorney who has some sweetly romantic interplay with Matlock when she isn't opposing him in court. Unfortunately, her character is sparsely seen, probably to give Ben more combative courtroom opponents like APOCALYPSE NOW's Albert Hall, who makes numerous guest appearances as a no-nonsense D.A. Holliday is great as private investigator Tyler Hudson, taking care of Matlock's legwork in addition to handling most of the show's infrequent action scenes.

One of the best things about season three is that it introduces Andy Griffith's old pal Don Knotts as his bothersome new neighbor, Les "Ace" Calhoun. Similar to their relationship as Mayberry's sheriff Andy Taylor and deputy Barney Fife, Ben and Les are an odd couple who have a warm affection for each other even though Les can often be an insufferable, self-important screw-up who gets in the way a lot--in other words, he's not much different from Barney Fife. Knotts is his usual excellent self in the role and his appearances on the show are always a cause for celebration.


Some of the other noteworthy guest stars to appear in season three include Seymore Cassell, Cindy Morgan (TRON), Lisa Hartman, Dorian Harewood, David Ogden Stiers, Georg Stanford Brown, Mitchell Laurance, Richard Herd, Dennis Franz, Ford Rainey, Nana Visitor ("Deep Space Nine"), Peter Mark Richman, John Harkins, Dirk Blocker, Frances Fisher, Claude Akins, Don Swayze, Fran Ryan, Heidi Swedberg (the ill-fated Susan from "Seinfeld"), former "Andy Griffith Show" regular Jack Dodson, Roger Davis, Anne Francis, Thomas "Tiny" Lister, Roddy McDowall, Sam McMurray, Nia Peeples, and John Rubinstein. Daniel Roebuck would join the cast a few years later but shows up a couple of times here as aspiring attorney Alex Winter.

Like "Perry Mason", each episode begins with a murder and offers several suspects besides the one actually charged with the crime (whom we know is innocent, or else Matlock wouldn't be defending them). Then it's up to Matlock to investigate and uncover the evidence that the police missed, mull it all over in his mind until he comes up with some brilliant deduction, and then do his stuff in the courtroom. One thing's for sure--Matlock gets away with a lot more than Perry Mason ever did. He's often given such free reign while grilling a witness that you expect to hear an objection after every other sentence, and when it doesn't come you wonder if the judge and D.A. have fallen asleep or something. The only thing that I don't like about this show is that once Matlock gets that final witness/suspect on the stand, his prolonged and barely-contested dismantling of the poor sap is pretty much like shooting fish in a barrel. Still, Griffith is always able to play each of these scenes to the hilt.

Be that as it may, this collection is filled with sharply-written, well-mounted episodes that rarely fail to entertain. Some of them are directed by formerly blacklisted Leo Penn (father of Sean and Chris), who also appears onscreen as a murdered priest in the aptly-titled "The Priest." Don Knotts' series debut is in the episode "The Lemon", in which he gets gypped by a crooked car salesman who later turns up underneath one of his own cars, with Les himself as the main suspect. "The Black Widow" is an intriguing look at one of the rare cases Matlock lost, after which the wrongly-convicted man is paroled after seven years only to discover that the wife he's supposed to have killed is still alive--whereupon he gets charged with murdering her again!

In "The Model", Matlock is hit by a car just as he makes a mental breakthrough in a case, then must struggle to remember it while lying in a hospital bed. "The Vendetta" guest-stars Mitchell Laurance as a revenge-seeking man who holds Michelle, Julie, and Tyler hostage in Ben's office until he arrives. This turns out to be a clip show, but it's one of the best I've ever seen and ends on a delightfully hilarious note. The set also features three 2-part episodes that are consistently involving.

All in all, this is a superb collection. Aside from being Grandpa Simpson's favorite show, MATLOCK is one of the most entertaining series I've ever watched--it fully qualifies as "classic television" in every sense of the term. And as a showcase for the great Andy Griffith's remarkable skill as an actor, it's in a class by itself.



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Tuesday, July 11, 2023

GHOST WHISPERER: THE FOURTH SEASON -- DVD review by porfle

 
 
Originally posted on 9/20/09
 
 
It took me a few discs to build up a tolerance to GHOST WHISPERER: THE FOURTH SEASON, but once I stopped expecting a serious (or scary) paranormal drama and accepted it as the schmaltzy tearjerker that it is, I began to kind of enjoy it.

Basically, this show is a slickly-produced and richly-photographed series of variations on the movie GHOST, with most episodes doing their best to reproduce that famously emotional "Ditto" finale in one form or another. Although supposedly inspired by the experiences of certain real-life spirit communicators, this rather conventional series dwells on the more fanciful, romantic, and melodramatic storylines that can be drawn from such a premise.

Jennifer Love Hewitt stars as Melinda Gordon, who, just like Haley Joel Osment's character in THE SIXTH SENSE, "sees dead people" and tries to help them solve whatever problems are keeping them earthbound so that they can cross over into the light. Her paramedic husband Jim (David Conrad), antique store employee and best friend Delia (Camryn Manheim), and Delia's teenage son Ned (Christoph Sanders) are aware of Melinda's "gift" and help her whenver they can. In this season Melinda also acquires a new friend, Dr. Eli James (Jamie Kennedy), who has recently gained the ability to hear ghosts and becomes her reluctant sidekick.

Most stories play like a Halloween episode of "Touched By an Angel", with a few mildly scary elements giving way to heart-tugging emotional situations once Melinda discovers the ghost's problem and seeks to solve it. These apparitions are usually just troubled people with unfinished business or unresolved issues, although on some occasions they may have more sinister or destructive intent.

The standard ending for these supernatural sob stories is a prolonged scene of reconciliation between the troubled spirits and the living, with Melinda relaying the ghost's final sentiments before he or she enters the light with a beatific smile. More often than not, these scenes are allowed to drag on until they become unbearably cloying. "Bloodline", for example, starts out as an interesting "angry ghost" story, but the blubber-fest ending, complete with maudlin piano music, lasts about five minutes too long. Several episodes also contain an inordinate amount of sappy emo ballads popping up with disconcerting regularity.

"Body of Water" is about as horrific as the show gets, with a teenage girl going for a late night swim in a pond which she discovers is filled with decaying corpses. It turns out that a failing funeral home director (David Clennon) has been dumping the bodies after the furnace he was using to cremate them broke down, and their spirits are upset and ashamed that their loved ones must now be called upon to identify their gruesome remains. But by the end of the story Melinda straightens everything out in time for the obligatory extended cry-a-thon.

The most noteworthy aspect of season four is a prolonged story arc that begins with Melinda and Jim's concerted efforts to conceive a child, then veers suddenly in a totally unexpected direction. (Skip the rest of this paragraph and the next if you don't want to know what happens.) In episode 6 of the season, "Imaginary Friends and Enemies", Jim is accidentally shot by the police while trying to disarm an assailant, and, to Melinda's horror, dies in the hospital soon after. But while visiting Melinda in her car the next day, Jim's ghost witnesses a man's death in a traffic mishap. After seeing the accident victim's spirit rise and go into the light, Jim enters the vacated body and returns to life, only to wake up with a different identity and total amnesia.

For much of the rest of the season, considerable time is spent showing Jim (now "Sam") trying to get his memory back and coping with his new life. Living in Melinda's garage, he finds himself falling for her all over again until the surprise appearance of Sam's fiancee, Nikki (Terri Polo), complicates things further. Not only must Sam now decide between his old and new lives and loves, but an inexplicably vehement new skepticism toward anything supernatural becomes a massive stumbling block between him and Melinda. Needless to say, this continuing subplot which spans several episodes is pure soap-opera stuff.

As Melinda's husband, David Conrad is just the kind of sensitive, supportive, yet hunky guy needed to compliment such a saintly heroine. Jennifer Love Hewitt's Melinda comes off as a cross between Mother Teresa and Marlo Thomas in "That Girl", with a calculated, superficial acting style that's more about the way she looks in her pouty closeups and various outfits than anything else. Not to mention the fact that her cleavage often plays such an important co-starring role on the show that it should get its own billing. Jennifer does, however, have the ability to squirt out streams of tears on cue, which proves invaluable in many scenes.

Camryn Manheim, whom I can't stand, does her usually capable job in the role of Melinda's friend Delia. Replacing regular castmember Jay Mohr in the season's first episode, "Firestarter", is comedian Jamie Kennedy as college professor and psychologist Eli James. After a fire in which Dr. James dies for a brief time before being resuscitated, he suddenly finds himself capable of hearing (but not seeing) ghosts. Melinda helps him cope with his newfound ability and he soon becomes an invaluable helper in her paranormal endeavors. Kennedy is well-suited for this role, playing it with just the right comedy touch while remaining a believable character.

The CBS/Paramount DVD set contains 23 episodes on 6 discs which are boxed in three slimline cases. The anamorphic widescreen 1.78:1 image and Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround sound are fine. Extras include the featurettes "The Jamie Kennedy Experiment", "Season 4: Love Never Dies", and "Scoring the Spirit World" with composer Mark Snow ("The X-Files"). Disc six features an interactive haunted-dollhouse trivia game, interactive fashion style guide, The Other Side III Webseries, and another trivia game called "Grave Mistakes." Closed-captioning for the hearing impaired is available.

If you're a sucker for mildly spooky ghost stories and shamelessly sappy chick flicks, GHOST WHISPERER: THE FOURTH SEASON is a combination of the two which should provide several hours of mildly spooky and shamelessly sappy entertainment. Others may find the show's sickly-sweet oversentimentality to be the scariest thing about it.
 


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Monday, July 10, 2023

TAXI: THE FOURTH SEASON -- DVD review by porfle

 
Originally posted on 9/25/09
 
 
I caught a few episodes of "Taxi" during its original run (1978-83) and never got into it. But now that I've had a chance to watch TAXI: THE FOURTH SEASON and really get a feel for the show, I've found things to like about it that I missed the first time around. Like Bob James' beautiful soft-jazz theme music that opens each episode, "Taxi" has an almost melancholy feel that adds some realism to its light comedy plots--the characters seem oppressed by the crowded, impersonal city in which they live and work, and find emotional solace in each other.

The show doesn't have a lot of big, dumb slapstick moments designed to get the live studio audience whooping and hollering. Compared to most sitcoms of its era, it's low-key and character-driven. It would be hard to come up with a more reserved, contemplative lead character than Judd Hirsch's Alex Reiger, who serves as a de facto father figure for the group. Alex plays straight man for the nuttier characters but has a talent for deadpan one-liners and snags a good share of the laughs himself. He's also a conduit for the writers to insert a more rational point of view into the show's nuttier scenes.

The main setting is the New York City taxi garage where Reiger and his coworkers spend an awful lot of time just hanging around. (As in "Welcome Back Kotter", the place is haunted by those spooky extras who always hover silently in the background but never interact with the main characters, just like the "other" students in Mr. Kotter's class.) Danny DeVito is great as their vain, self-centered blowhard of a boss, Louie De Palma, whose bombastic personality compensates for his diminutive stature and trollish appearance. Marilu Henner is divorced single mom Elaine Nardo, an ultra-cute redhead who also works at an art gallery. She isn't funny, but she's ultra-cute.

Ex-boxer Tony Banta is played by Tony Danza with his usual obnoxious street-doofus style. As aspiring actor Bobby Wheeler, Jeff Conaway appears only a couple of times in this season since he left to pursue his own acting aspirations. This is okay with me because I never cared for his jittery character and, by this point, the cast seems overcrowded when he's there. I like Conaway a lot in GREASE, but I don't think his style is very well suited for this kind of sitcom.

The two comedy characters most people remember when they think about "Taxi" are mechanic Latka Gravas (Andy Kaufman) and Reverend Jim Ignatowski (Christopher Lloyd). Lloyd, who entered the public consciousness along with DeVito when they appeared as mental hospital inmates in ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST, gets plenty of laughs with his cockeyed, spaced-out character--he's the show's crowd-pleasing equivalent to Kramer from "Seinfeld"--but I don't always find Reverend Jim to be nearly as knee-jerk funny as we're supposed to. He can, however, be very amusing at times.

Latka Gravas, of course, is Andy Kaufman's "Foreign Man" character which he'd been performing in his stand-up routines for years, transplanted into a sitcom setting. As a Kaufman fan, I look forward to his appearances although his bizarre sense of humor is watered-down here. Kaufman would later regret having sold out the character, whom he regarded as an expression of his own more innocent side.

Latka's comedy potential was greatly expanded when it was decided to give him multiple personalities, enabling Kaufman to come up with characters such as sleazy lounge lizard Vic Ferrari, a cornfed cowboy, and his friend Reiger. Latka, along with Reverend Jim, gives the writers a chance to get sillier once in a while. My only regret is that Kaufman's most abrasive and off-putting alter ego, the horrendous Tony Clifton, was fired during rehearsals for a guest appearance and ousted from the studio lot.

High concept comedy this isn't--the writers generally keep things simple and indentifiable. The season opener, "Jim the Psychic", has a skeptical Alex disregarding Jim's ominous premonition of his future while Louie becomes a nervous wreck. In "Tony's Lady", Tony gets a second job as a chaffeur and falls for his sexy new boss. "Nina Loves Alex" features a young female cabbie who becomes fixated on Alex until he can't stand it anymore. Episodes don't necessarily end on a big laugh, or work up to some emotional crescendo. They just end when the story's over.

One of the funniest episodes is "Take My Ex-Wife, Please", in which Louise Lasser of "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman" appears as Alex's ex-wife, Phyllis, who ends up on a disastrous date with Louie. An excellent comedienne, Lasser applies her comedic skills to this modestly funny script and turns her scenes with DeVito and Hirsch into some of the best moments of the whole season.

Another memorable guest star is the adorable Carol Kane in the recurring role of Latka's girlfriend, Simka Dahblitz. In "Simka Returns", Latka becomes jealous of her growing infatuation with the more outgoing Vic Ferrari. "The Wedding of Latka and Simka", with CUCKOO'S NEST alumnus Vincent Schiavelli as the priest who performs the ceremony, is both touching and comically surreal as we observe the strange wedding customs of their native country.

Ted Danson guests as a flamboyant hairdresser who gives Elaine the most embarrassing hairstyle imaginable in "The Unkindest Cut." In "Tony's Comeback", Bubba Smith is funny as an ex-football player who encourages Tony to get back into the boxing ring. The great Martin Short plays a struggling TV programmer who takes advantage of Jim's psychic abilities in "Jim Joins the Network." In "Like Father, Like Son", Alex's estranged father returns in the form of venerable comic actor Jack Gilford and becomes his surprise romantic rival. Danny DeVito's real-life mom and his wife Rhea Perlman can be seen in other episodes.


In the two-part season finale, "The Road Not Taken", Elaine's indecision about taking a better job in Seattle leads to everyone recounting stories about various turning points in their own lives. Reiger is shown as an ambitious business executive whose career is derailed by his rebellious nature. J. Pat O'Malley plays the cab company's previous dispatcher who is forced into retirement by the devious Louie. Latka tells of the day he left home to come to America, and Tony reveals his first encounter with the shady side of boxing. Best of all, we get to see Reverend Jim as the bright, straight-arrow Harvard student that he was before he became a drug burn-out, with a young Tom Hanks as his stoner roommate.

The 3-disc, 24-episode DVD set from CBS/Paramount is in the original 4.3 full-screen with Dolby Digital sound and closed-captions. Episodic promos for all episodes are included.

The main thing I didn't like about "Taxi" originally, besides the fact that a lot of the jokes were lame, was my feeling that it was trying to appear deeper and more thoughtful than it really was. I still think a lot of the jokes are lame, but upon viewing TAXI: THE FOURTH SEASON, I've come to see the show as an often genuinely affecting combination of dumb comedy, naked sentiment, and grown-up sensibilities.



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Sunday, July 9, 2023

THE FUGITIVE: SEASON TWO, VOLUME TWO -- DVD review by porfle

 

Originally posted on 3/12/09

 

When I was growing up, "The Fugitive" was a television show that just about everybody watched. Not only was it very well made on all counts, but the premise was one which anyone could identify with. There was something for everyone--fast action, nail-biting suspense, intense human drama, desperate romance. The only thing I don't remember was comedy, since the story of an innocent, haunted man on the run after being found guilty of murdering his wife doesn't really lend itself to comic relief. For such a popular show, which had a four-season (1963-67) run of 120 episodes, it's consistently somber and downbeat.

The tragic odyssey of Dr. Richard Kimble continues with CBS-Paramount's four-disc DVD collection THE FUGITIVE: SEASON TWO, VOLUME TWO. In these fifteen episodes, David Janssen's classic character travels from town to town, taking different jobs under assumed names as he stays one step ahead of his dogged pursuer Lt. Philip Gerard (co-star Barry Morse) and searches for the one-armed man who killed his wife and got away with it. Try as he might to mind his own business and remain anonymous, the kind-hearted, compassionate Kimble can't help but get mixed up in the personal lives of those around him, often being forced to expose his identity and risk capture in order to help others.

One of the main assets of this series is its perfect casting. David Janssen, one of television's most unusual stars, invests the Kimble character with a deeply sad and wistful quality that's never less than totally convincing. Always introspective and withdrawn, Kimble often stands slumped with his hands in his pockets, looking down and mumbling as though beaten by the world. At any moment he may be forced to flee for his life like an escaped animal or perform desperate acts in order to survive. Yet his humanity is never far from the surface, revealed by a caring look and the briefest of smiles, and his frequent emotional connection with the people he meets keeps the show from becoming too disheartening.

As Lt. Gerard, Barry Morse is an excellent, interesting actor whose angular physique and intense demeanor make Gerard seem almost like a relentless bird of prey, obsessed with seeing Kimble meet his appointment with the executioner. The character appears only sporadically to avoid overuse, and the episodes in which he is featured usually bristle with suspense.

Although the series would later switch to color, season two is still beautifully shot in atmospheric, noirish black-and-white, which adds greatly to the overall mood and distinctive visual style, while the episodes are helmed by veteran TV directors such as Alexander Singer, Don Medford, and Abner Biberman. The writing is generally top-notch.

William "Cannon" Conrad's deep-throated narration grimly recounts Kimble's story during the dramatic opening titles--the still-photo montage of him coming face-to-face with the fleeing one-armed man who just murdered his wife, and his subsequent escape from a train derailment while on his way to be executed, are still haunting. Conrad's voice also bookends each episode with grave observations about Kimble's continued plight as we watch him furtively make his way to the next town.

The episodes are replete with interesting guest players, from past and future "big name" stars to those familiar character actors who could always be relied on to give solid performances. Among those appearing in this set are Robert Duvall, Angie Dickinson, James Doohan, Pat Hingle, Tom Skerritt, Celeste Holm, Bruce Dern, Shirley Knight, Ed Asner, Telly Savalas, Norman Fell, Dabney Coleman, Jack Klugman, Ruth White, Harry Dean Stanton, Louise Sorel, Barry Atwater, Lou Antonio, Ed Begley, Murray Hamilton, Virginia Christine, Richard Anderson, June Harding, Roy Jensen, Dabbs Greer, Whit Bissell, Virginia Gregg, John Anderson, Jean Hale, Harry Townes, Geraldine Brooks, R.G. Armstrong, Vaughn Taylor, Mort Mills, Peter Haskell, Jan Shutan, Richard Devon, Sharon Farrell, Ben Piazza, Steve Forrest, Laurence Naismith, and John Erickson. Paul Birch, a familiar face in several schlock sci-fi/horror flicks from the 50s, appears a few times as Lt. Gerard's boss, Captain Carpenter.

The DVD is 4.3 full-screen with Dolby Digital mono sound, and the episodes are transferred from the original negatives so they look as good here as they did when first broadcast. A major gripe with earlier sets was the replacement by CBS-Paramount of much of Pete Rugolo's dynamic original music in order to avoid potential legal problems. Here, however, Rugolo's classic score is intact, along with the occasional recognizable musical cues from shows such as "The Twilight Zone." Episodes are listed with summaries and original airdates inside the keepcase. There are no bonus features, but the shows themselves amount to a total running time of almost 13 hours.

I'm glad "The Fugitive" is being released on DVD because it was a great series that deserves to be made available to both old fans and new audiences. I had a great time reliving the richly entertaining episodes contained in THE FUGITIVE: SEASON TWO, VOLUME TWO, and anyone who enjoys quality classic television should make it a point to track this show down.

 


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Saturday, July 8, 2023

THE LUCY SHOW: THE OFFICIAL FIRST SEASON -- DVD review by porfle

 

Originally posted on 7/5/09

 

Seeing Lucy and Viv climbing up onto the roof of their two-storey house to put up a TV antenna just seems to activate some primal response of giddy nostalgia in me. Sure, I love shows like "The Simpsons" and "Married with Children", but after years of seeing the traditional sitcom being deconstructed all to hell, it's nice to go back to basics and watch the real thing every once in a while. "The Lucy Show", needless to say, is definitely the real thing, a prime example of pure, cornball situation comedy with only one goal--to make us laugh--and every episode pays off like a slot machine.

THE LUCY SHOW: THE OFFICIAL FIRST SEASON gives us the first thirty of those episodes on four discs, looking just about as good as they did when the show hit the airwaves back in 1962. Shot in beautiful black-and-white, it was the second TV collaboration between (now former) husband-and-wife team Desi Arnaz and Lucille Ball after their long-running classic "I Love Lucy." Desi executive-produced the first fifteen episodes, making sure the show got off to a well-nurtured start before bowing out and leaving Lucy in charge of Desilu Studios, making her the first woman since Mary Pickford to fulfill such a position.

The show was filmed like a stage play before a live audience, using the same three-camera method pioneered by Desi and giving it a fast-paced, immediate quality. (Other series such as "The Dick Van Dyke Show" would use the three-camera method as well, which became especially prevalent in the 70s thanks to Norman Lear.) Of course, after the principal live photography was done, the director would shoot a number of obvious close-ups that are easy to spot and sometimes result in interesting continuity errors, some of which are featured in the "Flubs" section of each disc.

I don't remember the adventures of widowed single parent Lucy Carmichael being this funny when I used to watch the weekday morning reruns as a kid, but this is top-notch comedy writing performed by some of the most talented comics in showbiz history, and it's "wacky" in a way that you just don't see much anymore. Lucy herself was a marvel, plain and simple, able to deliver funny dialogue with perfect timing one minute and execute the most complex, physically demanding slapstick the next. She's so good here, sometimes it's downright awe-inspiring.

Put her in front of that live audience with a pair of stilts, a kangaroo costume, or a trampoline, and she keeps them in stitches with barely enough time to catch their breath. Not only that, but she also gets laughs just by sitting in a chair, trying not to nod off during a boring date at the symphony. I can't think of a single woman who comes close--she's very likely the funniest comedienne of all time.

On top of that, Lucy and Vivian Vance are a wonderful comedy team whose work together often rivals the likes of Laurel and Hardy and other well-known comic duos. Viv, here playing Lucy's divorced best friend and tenant, Vivian Bagley, is the perfect straight woman for Lucy--her reactions are priceless and the acting skills she brings with her from the theater compliment every gag without her ever having to resort to overstatement or mugging. Many episodes consist of a first half that sets up the premise, and then a second half which is an extended setpiece of compounding hilarity much like the sort of stuff Stan and Ollie used to perform in shorts like "Helpmates" or "Berth Marks." In the aforementioned "Lucy Puts Up a TV Antenna", we see definite echoes of the time "the boys" tried to install a radio antenna on Ollie's roof, with similar results.

It's amazing what they can accomplish with only a set of bunk beds in the episode "Lucy and her Electric Mattress"--one poor guy out in the audience sounds like he's laughing so hard they had to carry him out on a stretcher. "Lucy Buys a Sheep" and "Lucy Digs Up a Date" are more howlers that just keep paying off, especially in the latter when Lucy is forced to fence her way out of a YMCA in drag, using Viv as a human shield. Clearly, the writers (who also worked on "I Love Lucy") walk a tightrope between keeping the show somewhat rooted in reality while serving up slapstick that borders on farce.

"Lucy Builds a Rumpus Room" ends with our heroines literally glued to the wall and buried in coal. You'll just have to watch to see how they managed that feat. In "Together for Christmas", the constantly-squabbling friends go tit-for-tat Laurel-and-Hardy style as they destroy each other's Christmas trees in a frenzy of hacked-off branches and smashed ornaments. Echoes of Stan and Ollie's "Saps at Sea" can be found in "Lucy Buys a Boat", while titles like "Lucy Drives a Dump Truck" and "Lucy Takes Up Chemistry" are enough to make the viewer cringe with apprehension. And for sustained bellylaughs, you can't get much better than "Lucy is a Kangaroo for a Day."

One of the most astounding sequences occurs during the episode "Lucy and Viv Put In A Shower", in which the gals make a disastrous attempt at some do-it-yourself plumbing. A series of steadily mounting foulups results in them being trapped behind the shower door as the stall quickly fills up with water, until finally they have to dog-paddle to keep from going under. Not only do Lucy and Viv perform this difficult setpiece brilliantly, but (according to Wikipedia) Lucy almost drowns at one point and has to recover her breath and her wits while Vivian adlibs. "Where's Lloyd Bridges when you need him?" Lucy finally manages to sputter.

Supporting characters include Lucy's son Jerry and older daughter Chris, and Viv's son Sherman. Jerry (Jimmy Garrett) is the typical wisecracking little kid who manages to be funny without being too obnoxious, while Sherman (Ralph Hart) acts as a big-brother type. Perky blonde Chris (Candy Moore) is the standard early-60s teen who "digs" Bobby Darin and dates dweebs, and is cute enough to make us worry that Humbert Humbert may show up any minute looking for a room to rent. (Although, strangely enough, she's also a dead ringer for "Beaver" Cleaver's friend Gilbert!)

Dick Martin is his usual likable self as Lucy's neighbor and frequent last-resort date, Harry, and brawny Don Briggs plays Viv's jovial, big-lug boyfriend, Ed. Veteran character actor Charles Lane is superb, as always, in the role of Lucy's penny-pinching banker Mr. Barnsdahl (in the second season he'd be replaced by Gale Gordon as the immortal Mr. Mooney). In "Lucy the Soda Jerk", Lucy's real-life daughter Lucie Arnaz, who would later co-star with mom and brother Desi, Jr. on "Here's Lucy", makes her first major guest appearance on the show. Desi, Jr. also pops up as a cub scout in Lucy and Viv's troup in "Lucy Visits the White House."
The DVD collection's colorful packaging and animated menus are fun, and so are the scads of bonus features. Each of the four discs contains a selection of extras including:

"Flubs" --mostly continuity errors and such. In one episode, for example, a chair with Lucy's name printed on the back is visible in the background, and in another, Lucy calls a character by his real name.

"Special Footage" --A half-hour interview with Lucie Arnaz on disc one is filled with great insights about Lucy and the show, as is a 15-minute talk with Jimmy Garrett on disc four, in which he gives his former-child-star perspective and also takes a look at various "Lucy Show" comic books, games, and toys. There are also several 1962 promos for the show including scenes from "Opening Night" with Andy Griffith, Danny Thomas, Garry Moore, and Jack Benny.

"Original Elements" --These are the sponsor-related spots that are attached to the show's opening and closing, plus cast commercials for the various products, all of which can be viewed either seperately or included with each episode. Watch Vivian Vance read the cue cards! These elements were recently rediscovered and are a fun addition to the show.

"Meet Special People" --Profiles of the cast and crew.

"Production Notes" --miscellaneous behind-the-scenes tidbits of trivia.

"Guest Cast" --Profiles of all the main guests in each episode. Some of the many notable people appearing in this set are Hans Conried, William Windom, Majel Barrett, John McGiver, Del Moore, Vito Scotti, Don Grady, William Schallert, Mary Jane Croft, Mary Wickes, Ellen Corby, Philip Carey, Parley Baer, Paul Hartman, Nancy Kulp, Frank Aletter, Reta Shaw, Alan "Fred Flintstone" Reed, Janet "Judy Jetson" Waldo, Leon Belasco, Bobs Watson, "Hollywood Squares" host Peter Marshall, Frank Nelson (the "Yessss?" guy), Carole Cook, Jim Boles, Benny Rubin, and Stafford Repp.

Richly entertaining and brimming with comic surprises at every turn, THE LUCY SHOW: THE OFFICIAL FIRST SEASON is a delightfully joyous wallow in just plain, good-old-fashioned sitcom fun. Not to mention a great reminder of just why Lucille Ball will always be considered TV's First Lady of Comedy.

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Friday, July 7, 2023

T.V. SETS: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT -- DVD review by porfle

 

Originally posted on 8/11/09

 

I think these first-episode collections from CBS/Paramount are a pretty cool idea. Not only are they useful for helping prospective buyers decide which shows to collect in season sets, but they're fun samplers on their own. T.V. SETS: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, featuring the first episodes of "Dexter", "Hawaii Five-O", "The Streets of San Francisco", and "CSI: NY", is a good example--I blew through it in one sitting and it left me wanting more.

I was never a big fan of the "CSI" shows--that is, I never watched any of them. But "Blink", the first episode of "CSI: NY", is a gripping serial killer whodunnit that not only offers an absorbing forensic procedural but also gets into the emotional heart of the story. It seems someone is killing women and dumping their bodies (so what else is new?), but the reasons behind the dastardly acts are strange indeed.

Gary Sinise is the strong silent type as lead detective Mac Taylor, whose sober exterior hides a deeply feeling, empathetic man. His scenes with the killer's sole surviving victim, a woman whose entire body is paralyzed except for her eyes, are moving. Sinise's supporting cast, led by Melina Kanakaredes ("The Guiding Light", "Providence") as Detective Stella Bonasera and featuring DEATH PROOF's Vanessa Ferlito, doesn't get to do much in the way of character development here, though this will surely change in subsequent episodes.

The main draw here, of course, is watching the team make deductions and follow leads based on the tiniest of clues. This is well done for the most part although at times the killer is a bit too accomodating. At one crime scene he leaves behind a camera full of exposed film, for Pete's sake! Anyway, the show looks great, is well-written, and has a fine cast, so it's worth watching.

"The Thirty-Year Pin", which is the 1972 pilot for "The Streets of San Francisco", is your typical 70s-era Quinn Martin cop show. It offers a well-known star (in this case, the great Karl Malden as Detective Mike Stone), a host of familiar guest stars (Edmond O'Brien, Tim O'Connor, Eileen Heckart, David Opatoshu, Rex Holman, Leo Gordon, Ed Lauter), a hokey story that could be altered to fit any number of similar shows, screeching tires, frenetic foot chases, shootouts, and really cheesy production values. In other words, fun stuff!

Of course, this show also had an embryonic Michael Douglas as Stone's young partner Steve Keller. (At this point in his budding career we still weren't sure whether or not Mike would ever get any farther than just being Kirk Douglas' son, which thank goodness he did.) Here, Steve must try to rein in his hotheaded older partner after his best friend, a beat cop from the old days (O'Brien), is gunned down while trying to foil a jewelry store robbery. It's the usual 70s cop show melodrama, but Malden's earnestly over-the-top performance plus lots of action make this an entertaining episode.

The best is yet to come, starting with the 1968 premiere of the classic "Hawaii Five-O", entitled "Full Fathom Five." With one of the greatest musical themes and opening titles sequences in TV history, the story gets off to a rousing start as heartless "lonely hearts" killer Kevin McCarthy and his accomplice-wife knock off a rich widow for her money and dump her body in the ocean in a barrel. Enter tall, dark, and gruesome Detective Steve McGarrett (Jack Lord) and his crack detective squad, who enlist the help of an undercover policewoman (Patricia Smith) to pose as the killer's prospective next victim.

Aside from the often grim plots, "Hawaii Five-O" always benefitted from its great use of Hawaiian locations and the charisma of its stars. Lord's "McGarrett" is a TV icon with his huge, jet-black hairdo and droll demeanor. A somber James MacArthur is more impressive than I remembered as Detective Danny "Danno" Williams, reminding me somewhat of Rick Shroeder's character on "NYPD Blue."

Rounding out the good guys are the relatively jovial Kam Fong as Detective Chin Ho Kelly and the barrel-chested Zulu as "Kono." B-movie stalwart Richard Denning (CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON) makes the first of many appearances as the governor and character actor Phillip Pine pops up in a subplot that has hippies in it.

And, finally--as a recent convert to the fandom of Showtime's "Dexter", that series' pilot is my favorite part of this collection. This fills in a lot of Dexter's backstory that I wondered about while watching the third season set, such as how his policeman stepfather Harry (James Remar) channeled the young Dexter's innate killer tendencies into a more constructive purpose, namely the elimination of bad guys who have slipped through the legal system.

We learn about how the emotionless Dexter (Michael C. Hall) forms an odd romantic relationship with Rita (Julie Benz), whose horrific abuse by a former husband has left her emotionally damaged and leery of sexual contact. And we meet Dexter's foulmouthed, impulsive, and very likable adoptive sister Deb (Hall's real-life wife Jennifer Carpenter), a young policewoman who yearns to rise above posing as hookers to become a detective.

Dexter himself is a blood-splatter analyst for the Miami police, giving him access to lots of bloody crime scenes which fascinate him. But none more so than the work of a killer who is apparently able to neatly dismember his victims and drain them of their blood without leaving a single drop behind. ("I'd never seen such clean, dry, neat-looking dead flesh," he marvels during his voiceover narration. "Wonderful.") Right before the fadeout, we discover that this killer has made contact with Dexter in a strange, perhaps threatening way.

Unfortunately, we only see the beginning of this potentially fascinating storyline (making me want to purchase the season one set, thus fulfilling the main purpose of these sampler sets!) although we do get to see Dexter engage in the stalking and grisly killing of two particularly deserving individuals. I'm just plain captivated by this series, and having the first episode to watch here is a real treat.

I've always been interested in seeing the first episodes of long-running TV shows, and T.V. SETS: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT is a colorful assortment of them which is well worth having.



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Thursday, July 6, 2023

T.V. SETS: BEYOND THE ORDINARY -- DVD review by porfle

 

Originally posted on 8/12/09

 

Another of CBS/Paramount's sampler sets containing premiere episodes of various TV series, T.V. SETS: BEYOND THE ORDINARY takes us back to our first encounters with the sci-fi and paranormal shows "Star Trek: The Original Series", "The 4400", "Medium", and "Joan of Arcadia." Actually, "ST:TOS" was the only show that I'd previously encountered, making this a journey of discovery which proved quite enjoyable--mostly.

As any Trekker worth his high-water pants can tell you, "Star Trek: The Original Series" had two pilot episodes--"The Cage", starring Jeffrey Hunter as Captain Christopher Pike, and "Where No Man Has Gone Before", which introduced William Shatner as Captain James Kirk. The show's television premiere, however, was "The Man Trap", chosen by NBC to introduce the series to the world because it had a scary monster in it.

It's also one of the most glum and dreary of the first season episodes, telling the story of husband-and-wife archeologists on an alien planet who, for some reason, resist getting their annual physicals from Dr. McCoy and clearly don't want any outsiders around. The woman, Nancy Crater (Jeanne Bal) happens to be an old flame of McCoy, who acts like a lovesick puppy around her. The man, Dr. Crater (Alfred Ryder), is hostile and evasive.

Strangely enough, although the doctor still sees Nancy as the young woman he once loved, Kirk perceives her as a graying middle-aged matron while the security man accompanying them (Michael Zaslow) sees her as a hot babe he once had a fling with on Wrigley's pleasure planet! When this doomed "red shirt" follows her outside and later ends up dead, with every trace of salt sucked from his corpus, Kirk deduces that something's up. As the episode progresses, more sodium-free bodies begin to pile up until finally our heroes have a showdown with the grotesque, sucker-fingered "salt vampire" that's now loose on the Enterprise.

I've seen this episode roughly, oh, ten-thousand times, but it's nice having this crystal-clear remastered version. It's also interesting to watch since it's one of those revamped episodes in which the original special effects have been digitally "improved." I've been curious to see what this process looks like and now I have a better idea, although "The Man Trap" doesn't really feature any space battles or other effects that warrant the George Lucas CGI makeover treatment. Mainly we just see new, improved shots of the Enterprise circling the planet. The new stuff looks neat, but I'm old-fashioned and like the original effects better.

"Medium" begins with the words: "There really is an Allison. Really." And indeed, Allison DuBois is credited as the technical advisor for the show. Who is she? As we discover in the pilot episode, Allison (Patricia Arquette) is a happily-married mother of three who is an intern in the district attorney's office and wants to be a lawyer. She also happens to be a psychic who communicates with the dead. The latter, as you might guess, proves to be a hindrance to her professional ambitions until her abilities are recognized as genuine and she is allowed to utilize them to their fullest extent. This, however, comes later.

She gets her first chance to prove herself when a dubious Texas Ranger named Captain Push (FULL METAL JACKET's Arliss Howard) reluctantly requests her help in the case of a missing child. Howard, who seems to have actually listened to how Texans talk before taking the role, gives his usual strong performance and goes from hostile skeptic to amazed believer in plausible fashion. Arquette herself does a nice, low-key job in the lead role and it's gratifying to see her character's self-confidence pay off as her visions are proven correct again and again. This is a self-contained episode with a satisfying resolution, and I can see how it would make for a successful series.

Not so promising is the 2003 pilot for "Joan of Arcadia", about a teenage girl (Amber Tamblyn) who suddenly starts getting stalked by God. That is, various strangers begin approaching Joan and claiming to be God in different guises, and giving her "errands." Why Joan? Beats me, since she's just your typical angsty, emo teenager. I guess God couldn't resist the bad "Joan of Arc" pun and she was the closest candidate. But it seems to me that the original Joan had to do more than a few errands to rate the title.

The first sign that this show isn't going to be on my favorites list is the use of that awful "God on a bus" song by Joan Osborne as its theme. Then we get Joe Mantegna in full smarm as Joan's police chief dad at a crime scene where a serial killer has dumped a body. Are we eventually going to have serial killers dumping bodies on every freakin' TV show? There's also Mary Steenburgen at her most irritating as Joan's mom, and Jason Ritter, who was recently pretty good in Fred Durst's THE EDUCATION OF CHARLIE BANKS, as Joan's wheelchair-bound brother Kevin. Joan's most important accomplishment in this episode is to inspire Kevin to look for a job and get his life in gear again. Which is great, but on a Joan-of-Arc level it ain't.

Joan's conversations with God are on the cutesy and coy side. "I don't answer the 'why' questions," God tells her after she grills Him with stupid questions. "So, what if I don't do what you tell me to?" she asks. "Am I going to burst into flames?" George Burns and John Denver already did this routine a long time ago, and better. The best exchange in this vein is probably when Joan asks to see a miracle as proof that the guy she's talking to is really God, and He points to a tree.

Speaking of which, what's the "point" (see, I can make bad puns, too!) of this show? God tells Joan to get a job in a bookstore, working for the guy from GALAXY QUEST who worshipped the Alan Rickman character (Patrick Breen), so I guess this will be part of her divine task--helping people who like to read. I know, it's just the pilot and it sets us up for what will probably be a grand life adventure for Joan. But this episode is all I have to go by, and it just doesn't give me that vibe. Now, if the series ends with this Joan actually getting burned at the stake, then I'll take it all back.

Since I live on that weird planet filled with strange alien beings who don't have cable TV, I'd never seen an episode of "The 4400." The premise always sounded fascinating to me, though, and it was a distinct pleasure to watch the feature-length first episode in which a huge, comet-like ball of fire blazes its way to Earth and then comes to a stop over a lake, whereupon it deposits exactly 4400 people who have mysteriously disappeared over the last sixty years or so.

To them, it seems like they've only been gone for an instant, but the fact that years, and in some cases several decades, have elapsed means that their personal lives have been pretty much destroyed. And in addition to that, they're viewed by the government and the public at large as a potential threat. This fear proves somewhat well-founded when, one by one, the 4400 begin to display strange and sometimes destructive new powers. So, in a way, it's a little like "The X-Men" but without the spandex.

Naturally, the Department of Homeland Security gets into the act. Head guy Peter Coyote pairs up a couple of mismatched field agents, rumpled loner Diana (Jacqueline McKenzie) and deeply troubled Tom (Joel Gretsch), whose wife is divorcing him and whose son is still in a coma after witnessing the abduction of his cousin Shawn (Patrick Flueger) three years earlier. This odd couple supplies fun and quirky character moments together while investigating the latest scary and weird events surrounding the returnees.

This is an awesomely intriguing idea for a series with lots of potential for good stories. The premiere episode is handled very well and features several dramatic and suspenseful subplots. Michael Moriarty is great as a man whose anger over the various injustices resulting from his 35-year absence manifests itself as lethal waves of energy. Conchita Campbell plays eight-year-old Maia, who was gone the longest (since 1946) and can now see the future. Her strangely serene character is mysterious and compelling, like most of the characters and events in this gripping story, and it's frustrating that the episode ends just when it's getting interesting. So, just as those sneaky people at CBS/Paramount intended with this sampler DVD, I now want to buy the first season of "The 4400." Or at least borrow it from somebody, heh heh.



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Monday, July 3, 2023

STAR WARS VS. STAR TREK: COULD THE EMPIRE KICK THE FEDERATION'S ASS? -- book review by porfle


Originally posted on 7/16/11

 

If you want to stir up a fanboy fracas, just start theorizing about which classic sci-fi franchise is more badass--Star Wars or Star Trek.  Each side has its legions of fanatical followers, and even those who enjoy both are likely to have their druthers.  Me, I love Star Wars as much as the next geek, but Star Trek is my life.  In fact, I actually remember when ST:TOS was the most sleek, modern-looking show on TV, and Star Wars was just a gleam in George Lucas' bong. 

Anyway, about that fracas--that's exactly what author Matt Forbeck is aiming for with his new book, STAR WARS VS. STAR TREK: COULD THE EMPIRE KICK THE FEDERATION'S ASS? And Other Galaxy-Shaking Enigmas (Adams Media, $14.95).  Forbeck (whose own bias seems apparent in the title) places the various characters, hardware, philosophies, and other concepts into conflict in a series of hypothetical encounters that might occur if the two galaxies were to somehow overlap.  Each segment includes a description of each participant, a brief play-by-play of their imaginary run-in, and the resulting victor, with a tally of wins and draws at the end of each chapter.

The hefty paperback (240+ pages) is loaded with background information about each franchise and its characters, plus forewords by Jeremy Bulloch ("Boba Fett" of Star Wars) and Tim Russ (ST:Voyager's "Tuvok.")  Each chapter ends with a trivia quiz.



The book starts out strong by pitting Ben Kenobi against Captain Jean-Luc Picard.  Kenobi enters Ten Forward looking for a fast ship, but meets resistance from Picard, who summons security.  Worf loses an arm.  Kenobi is trapped by a force field, but uses his lightsaber to slice a hole in the floor and disappears into the lower decks. 

Other intriguing matchups include Luke Skywalker vs. Commander Riker, Yoda vs. Spock, and, in a variation of the Millenium Falcon's escape from Mos Eisley spaceport in "A New Hope", Han Solo vs. Captain Kirk.  Heroes, villains, men, women, droids, aliens, minions, starships, weapons, governments, religions, and entire cultures are similarly pitted against one another in subsequent chapters.

The stories are mostly pretty interesting although the results often seem rather arbitrary--since there's no way of really knowing who'd win most of the battles, everything is pretty much up to the whim of the author.  Things are a little one-sided at times as well, as in the pairing of the Mos Eisley cantina against Quark's Bar from ST:Deep Space Nine (no contest).



Still, most of these snapshot "what if's" are fun to read. You can skip the ones that don't interest you, especially if you aren't fully versed in every comic book, videogame, spin-off, etc. and have never heard of some of the more obscure characters that show up now and then.  (Or don't really care, as in the "Oola vs. Marta" or "Wicket vs. Tribbles" segments.)  And then there are the perversely interesting pairings such as Jar Jar Binks vs. Wesley Crusher, which is kind of like watching one of those TV shows where Screech gets into the boxing ring with Horshack. 

Some of the best stuff is saved for last, with the Galactic Empire going up against both the United Federation of Planets and the Klingon Empire.  Entering the arena at various points are the Borg, who tend to win most of the time, and the Q Continuum, who, as you might guess, are above it all. 

Even the basic real-life cultural elements are thrown into contention with Star Wars fans vs. Trekkies, "Main Title from 'Star Wars'" vs. "Theme From 'Star Trek'", and, getting right to the nitty-gritty, Star Wars vs. Star Trek.  The final chapter closes things with a nifty mini-epic of good vs. evil, with the heroes and villains of both galaxies entering into full-scale war when the Emperor manages to turn the Death Star II into the Borg Star and launches an attack on the Federation.  This crossover story, which would make a pretty awesome movie itself, allows Star Wars and Star Trek to call a truce and join forces against a common threat, ending the book with a bang.   

Author Matt Frobeck (whom the press release states has "designed games, and has written short fiction, comic books, novels, nonfiction, magazine articles, and computer game scripts and stories") gives Star Trek its due in many ways, mainly in regard to such things as technology and politics.  But the impression I get is that, deep down, his heart belongs to Star Wars.

I won't say who eventually comes out on top, but suffice it to say roughly half the readers of STAR WARS VS. STAR TREK aren't going to be too pleased with the final tally.  Still, it's a pretty fun-filled book, and--let's face it--way too lighthearted and nonsensical to cross lightsabers over.




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Sunday, July 2, 2023

THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW 50TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL -- DVD Review by Porfle




 

Originally posted on 9/22/18

 

If you grew up watching "The Carol Burnett Show", you know why so many people regard it with such warm nostalgia.  It was funny in a smart, yet comfortingly lowbrow sort of way, with a cast of likable and often brilliant performers we enjoyed spending time with. 

It has now been half a century since the show premiered, an occasion marked last year by a CBS-TV retrospective now available on DVD as THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW 50TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL (Time-Life). 

The most likable castmember of all, of course, is Carol herself, one of the brightest, funniest comediennes of all time and a genuine television icon.  Her famous rapport with her studio audiences is hinted at with some amusing exchanges that demonstrate how unassuming and down-to-earth the comic superstar has always been.


The show whisks us through a series of montages that give a hint of her versatility with brief snippets of skits in which Carol plays such characters as Scarlett O'Hara, Norma Desmond, and the ever-popular Eunice.

Likewise, the rest of the cast each gets the spotlight briefly with their own highlight clips.  Vicki Lawrence, who got her start on the show, appears in person to reminisce with Carol as we see some of her best moments as "Mama."  A white-haired Lyle Waggoner also drops by to bask in the shared nostalgia for these wonderful old times.

Some serious laughs come when the show focuses on the contributions of Harvey Korman and Tim Conway.  In addition to cracking each other up, these two had studio audiences in convulsions on a regular basis with such classic bits as "The Dentist", the "Family" (the infamous elephant outtake is shown), and the recurring sketch in which Conway played the befuddled Mr. Tudball to Carol's screamingly funny inept secretary Mrs. Wiggins.


Coming as a welcome sight are visits from some of Carol's old friends, including Steve Martin, Steve Lawrence, Martin Short, and Bernadette Peters, along with longtime costumer Bob Mackie.  (Tom Selleck and Pat Boone are in the audience.) Clips from past shows offer more familiar faces such as Jim Nabors, Eydie Gorme, Dick Van Dyke, and Jimmy Stewart.

Unfortunately, the roster of more current personalities assembled to help Carol celebrate her anniversary is hardly as stellar.  Getting things off to an icky start is Stephen Colbert, who introduces the show and later returns to, of all things, duet with Steve Lawrence. 

Jim Carrey shows up to creep everyone out.  Jay Leno and Harry Connick, Jr. are merely bland.  Various ex-SNL regulars and other mostly uninteresting personalities also parade past to amp up the show's "yawn" factor. 


Bonus features for the disc includes some red carpet footage, backstage interviews, and anniversary wishes from some of Carol's celebrity friends.  There's also an illustrated booklet as well. 

Carol Burnett's many fans can't help but derive some degree of pleasure from THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW 50TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL.  But I would like to have seen more of the classic performances in their entirety and less yakkity-yak from a bunch of  talking heads.


Type: DVD Single
Running Time: 95 mins.
Genre: TV DVD
Aspect Ratio: 1.78:1 (16 x 9)
Audio: Dolby Digital 5.1/Stereo 2.0

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Saturday, July 1, 2023

THE FERNANDO ARRABAL COLLECTION 2 -- DVD review by porfle



Originally posted on 3/27/10

 

Spanish director Fernando Arrabal has what some would call a "skewed" outlook on life, a fact that's quite obvious to anyone who's encountered any of his paintings or films. While I've not seen his first three films, VIVA LA MUERTE, I WILL WALK LIKE A CRAZY HORSE, and THE TREE OF GUERNICA, trailers and various clips hint that his earlier output is the most aggressively bizarre. With THE FERNANDO ARRABAL COLLECTION 2, Cult Epics has assembled the remainder of the director's works--which run the gamut from the almost-but-not-quite conventional to the unremittingly strange--in a set that his fans will no doubt want to add to the first one.


Arrabal's CAR CEMETERY, aka Le cimetière des voitures (1983), is a punk-dystopian retelling of the Christ story, replete with nudity, sado-masochism, graphic depictions of a laundry list of other perversions, bizarre surrealistic imagery, and an irreverent (though somehow non-blasphemous) sense of humor. But despite all this, Arrabal's oddly ineffectual film adaptation of his own play comes off as a low-budget cross between JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR and GODSPELL as conceived by Ken Russell.

In a post-nuclear society where fascist police search the ruins for rebellious young punks who still believe in peace and love and all that stuff, a leather-clad rock 'n' roll messiah named Emanou (Alain Bashung, who died in March '09) gathers his followers in an auto graveyard to dispense divine wisdom and perform miracles. His true believers are a motley bunch given to bacchanalian excess while availing themselves of the carnal wares of fat pimp Milos as he presides over his bustling auto-brothel.

Milos' star attraction is the beautiful Dila (Juliet Berto), who still turns tricks although her heart and soul belong to Emanou. In one of the film's loveliest images, Dila performs as a mermaid in Milos' prized pre-apocalypse water tank along with some dolphins. She also allows herself to be dressed as a human wedding cake and wheeled around to attract potential customers. Dila receives holy messages from a tiny guitar-plucking angel she keeps in a glass jar (I'm not sure, but it looks like Arrabal doing a cameo), although it's not clear how she happens to possess such a thing.

An apparent disciple shortage limits us to two rather sorry specimens, the derby-domed Topé (Boris Bergman), resident Judas equivalent, and Fodère (Dominique Maurin), who seems just as faithless and doubting as his associate. We know Fodère is meant to remind us of Peter, since in an early scene he idly muses something about how he thinks that soon, he may deny Emanou three times before the cock crows. This statement just comes out of nowhere and the character does nothing else to remind us of anybody in particular, much less an ardent disciple.

Much time is spent depicting the lecherous indulgences of characters both beautiful and grotesque, although I don't recall any of this sort of thing still being all that shocking in 1983. From time to time Emanou will amaze everyone by performing a resurrection, healing the afflicted, or re-enacting various other passages from the New Testament as his onlookers "ooh" and "aah" and groove on how cool he is. In one scene, he blandly performs highlights from the Sermon on the Mount while standing on a wrecked car, and in another, he feeds the hungry mulitude not with two loaves and two fishes, but with two Big Macs. (He neglects to ask anyone if they'd like fries with that, however.)

As all this is going on, two members of what pass as the police are roaming the scorched countryside in a bulldozer searching for the right car cemetery where the rebellious punks and their anarchist messiah are hiding out. A tall, matronly woman and a wiry bulldog of a man, the two comical cops supply most of the film's humor as she incessantly urges him to work out to utter exhaustion in order to beat some unknown record, while he plies her non-stop with ardent sexual pleas. "My giant is crying," he implores her. "Smell my candelabra, Lasca."

An amusing flashback shows us Emanou's birth in a garage, where he's visited by three wise beauty pageant contestants (Miss Myrrh, Miss Oro, and another whose banner I couldn't read though I assume she's Miss Frankincense or something) bearing gifts. There's the obligatory Last Supper, not all that different from Leonardo da Vinci's depiction save for the guy with the saxophone and the fact that Dila has her head in Emanou's lap.

And, of course, after Topé betrays him to the cops with a (French) kiss, there's the crucifixion, which consists of Emanou being chained to a wrecked motorcycle and hoisted aloft. We then skip the resurrection (an unfortunate omission reflecting JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR's secular tone, which this film, interestingly, has largely avoided) and go straight to the ascension, depicted by a badly-animated cartoon dove, and the fadeout, which is surprisingly anti-climactic.

The Cult Epics DVD is in 1.66:1 anamorphic widescreen with Dolby Digital French-language soundtrack and English subtitles. Extras consist of trailers for the Arrabal films contained in the first collection (THE TREE OF GUERNICA, VIVA LA MUERTE, and I WILL WALK LIKE A CRAZY HORSE). The film lacks the sort of driving rock music soundtrack I expected, although the song Emanou performs during his final concert does have a catchy bass line.

Despite the extremely garish trappings, the Biblical events are recounted in a relatively straightforward manner, so rather than being satirical I think Arrabal is more interested in drawing a parallel between Christ's persecution and that of his own father, who was imprisoned for political reasons at the start of the Spanish Civil War (a subject which dominates his earlier work as well). Beyond that, CAR CEMETERY is mainly an exercise in absurdity and excess that didn't engage me on an emotional level. Most of its impact as a story is diluted by the main character, Emanou, since he's pretty much a cold fish without any kind of charisma whatsoever. Even during the Passion, he lacks passion.


I think I remember seeing a VHS copy of Arrabal's THE EMPEROR OF PERU, aka L'odyssée de la Pacific (1982), in a budget bin somewhere once, with a different name and a really crappy-looking cover, and thinking that it was just about the last thing in the world I'd even think of watching. Now I'm glad I got a chance to see it, but I really wish I'd seen it when I was a kid.

This low-budget French-Canadian production starts out looking like one of those obscure foreign children's movies that your local station might've pawned off on you on Saturday afternoon along with PIPPI LONGSTOCKING or SUPERBUG. Certain elements, however, raise this odd effort above the norm as it matter-of-factly explores some rather serious territory while often veering into a pleasingly headscratching surrealism.

Toby and his older sister Liz are a couple of playful, somewhat spoiled kids living with their rich uncle and aunt, who also take on a Cambodian refugee named Hoang for the summer as he awaits placement in foster care. The three children become fast friends and have many biking adventures in the woods, where they meet a crippled old former railroad engineer named Tubo (Mickey Rooney) living in a vine-covered freight car converted into a hermit's shack.

Toby discovers a derelict locomotive engine near an abandoned roundhouse, and with Tubo's help the children restore it to working order. Their plan is to travel to Cambodia and find Hoang's mother, who had to give him up during their flight from oppression, so that he can marry her. This is complicated when the mayor shows up and announces that the city council has voted to place Tubo into a rest home for his own good. As the police descend on his secluded shack with lights flashing, the children scramble to prepare the locomotive for their escape.

Much of the film's running time is devoted to depicting Toby's wild flights of fantasy in which sees himself as a champion drag racer, a dashing astronaut, a celebrated orchestra conductor, and a courageous fire chief braving the raging flames to rescue his beloved duck, Federico, from a burning building. The segments are narrated by a breathless play-by-play commentator ("Braver than Popeye! Braver than Joan of Arc!" he exclaims) and also feature a deadpan Hoang as trenchcoated ace reporter Bumphrey Gokart. This is the usual kid-fantasy stuff done in a light and entertaining style and is quite amusing.

Taking the film beyond such fluff, however, are Hoang's startlingly serious flashbacks of life in Cambodia, one of which shows sadistic soldiers invading his village and holding a child upside-down by his feet, threatening to shoot him. We also learn that his father has been taken away to a concentration camp, and witness Hoang's traumatic separation from his mother during their escape from Cambodia. She makes him promise that he won't cry, which explains why Hoang always seems so solemn and stoic--he's still trying to keep his promise.

In a quietly intimate conversation late at night in Hoang's bedroom, he reveals to Liz his intent to find his mother and marry her. Liz asks, "And when you marry your mommy, will you know how to kiss her? Like in the TV ads?" In an accompanying flashback, his mother's comforting face is replaced by that of Liz herself. This is the kind of thought-provoking stuff Uncle Walt probably wouldn't have felt inclined to include in his version of the story.


As in those old Swedish PIPPI LONGSTOCKING movies (which I love), adults are either sympathetic allies who are themselves childlike, or absurdly officious nincompoops. Mickey Rooney's "Tubo" is the former, introducing himself as the Emperor of Peru when they first meet and offering the kids a cigar. When told that cigars give you cancer, he retorts, "That's not true! Doctors with all their hogwash. I'll tell you what gives you cancer--soap and water! Washing all the time! That gives you cancer, only faster." Toby responds brightly, "I'll have a cigar!"

Clearly, this isn't one of those films intent on pounding sundry lessons into young viewers' heads. The kids are shown having outrageous adventures free of adult supervision and doing pretty much whatever they want, existing in their own world which operates by their own rules. They even discover an old coal mine thanks to some indigent circus performers they encounter and start mining coal for the locomotive's steam engine, which the severely screw-loosed Tubo thinks is simply grand.

Rooney, one of the greatest actors who ever lived, has a ball in his role, clearly ad-libbing much of his dialogue and letting his own vast stores of natural nuttiness fully round out the character. In Tubo's own fevered fantasies, he's either a bewigged emperor with an army of midgets or, fittingly enough, Napoleon, and in one segment reminiscent of the old TV faith-healer shows we get to see him rising joyously from his wheelchair thanks to Toby, the world's greatest doctor. "Marry your mother?" Tubo bellows in response to Hoang's plan. "Why, if more of my subjects had only married their mother, we'd have had less divorces!"

This movie has been released on VHS with such titles as ODYSSEY OF THE PACIFIC and TREASURE TRAIN. The only other DVD version I could find online was called LITTLE CHAMP and was paired with Shirley Temple's THE LITTLE PRINCESS as a two-fer. The DVD from Cult Epics is in 1.66:1 anamorphic widescreen with both English and French soundtracks and English subtitles. There are no extras. Edith Butler's musical score contains both the usual jaunty kid-movie music and some nice New-Agey stuff.

THE EMPEROR OF PERU falls a tad short of strict political correctness, and may actually be a little weird, but I think sometimes that's good for kids. It causes them to form their own thoughts instead of simply absorbing someone else's. And the strangely open-ended fadeout--which reminded me, believe it or not, of the end of RUNAWAY TRAIN--will probably leave you wondering what the heck you just watched, no matter how old you are.


Disc three in the set contains a trio of shorter films, each about an hour long. 1992's ADIEU, BABYLONE! is shot on video and tells the story of a strange, radically non-conformist young woman (Lelia Fischer) who roams the streets of New York carrying a velveteen rabbit and a giant pencil. She begins to murder people whom she decides don't deserve to live, bewitching them and applying garish makeup to their faces before ceremoniously gutting them like carp and scampering away. "All that flows in your veins is the blood of the most insipid turnips!" she tells one of her potential victims. Since she resembles a demented Elaine from "Seinfeld", these images are doubly strange. "I walk, a herring beneath my dress; I am nauseous," she writes in her diary. "What a life--I wish I were shipwrecked."

At one point, she recalls her childhood with a Cambodian refugee named Hoang, and we see a scene of them together which is taken from THE EMPEROR OF PERU. Is this Liz grown up? Weird. Arrabal's bizarre stream-of-consciousness narrative is an endless barrage of surreal verbage matched by the dazzling montage of images he's photographed and strung together, accompanied by some quacky, hilariously chipper little songs.

Next comes JORGE LUIS BORGES: UNA VIDE DE POESIA (Borges, a Life in Poetry, 1998), in which video of the blind, elderly Brazilian writer's final address before an audience is interspersed with Arrabal's usual surreal images and music. It's slow going, but Borges is such an interesting character that listening to his philosophies on art and life is a rewarding experience.

The final film, ARRABAL, PANIK CINEASTE (2007), features the director himself talking about his films and how his life experiences have influenced his art, and recounting the formation of the Panic Movement with like-minded iconoclasts Roland Topor and Alejandro Jodorowsky. Also appearing are actress Nuria Espert, who played his mother in the autobiographical VIVA LA MUERTE, Alain Bashung of CAR CEMETERY, and Alejandro Jodorowsky. The film, while very informative to anyone interested in Arrabal, is deadly dull. But after seeing clips from his earlier efforts, I have to concur with Henri Chapier when he asserts: "Many psychoanalysts have taken an interest in Arrabal's work."


THE FERNANDO ARRABAL COLLECTION 2 comes in three separate keepcases housed in a heavy cardboard box which, along with disc 3, is illustrated with Arrabal's own intriguingly odd artwork. A grab-bag of mostly worthwhile efforts, it should provide fun viewing for those seeking the rare and unusual.



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