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Thursday, February 10, 2011

Green Apple Entertainment Proudly Presents RIVER OF DARKNESS


The Hunt is on -- Starring Some of Wrestling's Biggest Icons
Kurt Angle, Kevin Nash & Psycho Sid Vicious
Slams Onto DVD March 29th


BOCA RATON - March 1, 2011 - For Immediate Release - River of Darkness, an action-packed gore-fest starring some of professional wrestling's biggest names, slams onto DVD March 29 from Green Apple Entertainment.

When unspeakable evil falls on a quiet river town, Sheriff Logan (Kurt Angle, Warrior, Dylan Dog: Dead of Night) is thrust into a chilling nightmare of death and mayhem.

Confronted by a series of horrific murders, each more brutal than the last, he soon learns the community's seedy past has spawned a vile evil … one that has risen from purgatory to exact revenge.

Under relentless assault by the spirits of two old river squatters, the Jacobs Boys - Kevin Nash (The Punisher, The Longest Yard) and WWF, WCW and ECW's Psycho Sid Vicious - the town explodes into a battlefield of zombies and blazing guns.

It's up to Sheriff Logan to unravel the shocking mystery and condemn "The Boys" back to the bowels of hell.  In this all-out, heavyweight beat-down, only one man will remain standing.

Also starring Bill Hinzman (Zombie #1 in George Romero's 1968 cult classic Night of the Living Dead) and Alan Rowe Kelly (Gallery of Fear, Contact, The Blood Shed, I'll Bury You Tomorrow), the film is directed by Bruce Koehler (the upcoming Death From Above, 19 Doors, End Game).

An estimated 16.3 million wrestling fans (in the U.S. alone!) will be thrilled.

River of Darkness is presented in widescreen with an aspect ratio of 16 x 9 (2.35:1) and 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround Sound. Special features include trailer.

River of Darkness
Green Apple Entertainment
Genre:  Action/Horror
Not Rated
Format:  DVD Only
Running Time:  Approx. 105 Minutes (Plus Special Features)
Suggested Retail Price:  $24.98
Pre-Order Date:  March 1, 2011
Street Date:  March 29, 2011
Catalog #:  GAE-F1
UPC Code:  #855982002166

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Saturday, December 18, 2010

DYING GOD -- DVD review by porfle


Like digging a fun doodad out of a box of stale Cracker Jack, watching DYING GOD (2008) benefits from the element of surprise--you don't expect very much at all, so the fact that it doesn't totally suck makes it seem even better than it is.

James Horan (FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS, GODS AND GENERALS) stars as super-scummy cop Sean Fallon, who uses parolees to sell stolen guns on the street for him and executes them if they try to double-cross him.  Horan does such an effective job of playing this creep that we can hardly stand to look at the guy.  When he rescues some working girls from an abusive john and they reward him with a threesome complete with standard porn music, it's downright nauseating.

The thing is, though, he's so off the rails that after a while his BAD LIEUTENANT-style antics become amusing.  The movie takes its time getting to the monster, focusing instead on Fallon's active lifestyle. Then, when hookers start turning up dead after being violently raped by some kind of horrible beast, Fallon joins forces with the city's leading pimps to get to the bottom of the matter.  This eventually leads to a gory, bullet-riddled showdown in an abandoned factory.

One of the pimps is Fallon's old friend, Chance (Lance Henriksen), a wheelchair-bound smoothie with a beautiful, ass-kicking bodyguard named Angel (Agathe de La Boulaye).  Always the trouper, Henriksen brings his "A" game to this modest effort and is fun to watch as usual.  This is one of those cheap flicks where good actors rub shoulders with bad ones, but all of the performances are fun to watch in one way or another.
 

The film bristles with hardboiled dialogue that's hilariously over-the-top ("I'm a cop...you're a pimp...go f*** yourself!"), especially during a sitdown meeting in which the pimps and the corrupt cop form an uneasy alliance.  Argentinean actress Victoria Maurette, who was awesome as gorgeous gunfighter babe Clementine Templeton in Albert Pyun's 2007 Western LEFT FOR DEAD, nails her spotlight moment as she tells off a vile pimp named Ray (Iván Espeche).  She comes through again in a later scene in which she's picked up by a knife-wielding scumbag who ends up getting a faceful of Ray's shotgun (complete with graphic exploding-head effect).

Also on hand is Erin Brown, aka Misty Mundae, as a prostitute who's inexplicably in love with our boy Fallon.  The old softy reveals his tender side when he apologizes and makes nice after slapping her around and forcing her to go out and round him up a bottle of booze for breakfast.  Fallon's frequent run-ins with Duncan (Samuel Arena), a fellow cop who hates his guts, provide further amusement.
 
DYING GOD is hampered by bottom-of-the-barrel production values and that murky shot-on-video look that many viewers won't go near at all, yet it's quite well done compared to similar no-budget efforts that I've seen. Director Fabrice Lambot (INSANITY) clearly has style and works wonders with his limited resources.


Gore effects are plentiful and capably done, including copious amounts of blood, entrails, and the aforementioned head shot.  The most shocking visual of all, however, comes when the monster's surviving victims start giving birth.  "Kurupi", so dubbed by the nearly-extinct tribe who worships it, is realized by way of a full-body suit that resembles something out of a 50s horror flick.  It's less than totally convincing but is okay once you get used to it.  Nicolás Silbert performs well in the suit, turning several pimps into chitlins and battling with a circular-saw-wielding Fallon in the bloody climax. 

The DVD from Green Apple Entertainment is presented in widescreen with an aspect ratio of 16 x 9 (1.2.1) and stereo. Bonus material includes trailer.

I just kept liking DYING GOD more and more as it continued to entertain me in unexpected ways.  If you can't abide the look and feel of a truly low-rent indy, you'd do best to steer clear.  Otherwise, you might want to give this lively little creature feature a spin.
   

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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

BREAD CRUMBS -- DVD review by porfle


In one of the grand old traditions of slasher flickdom, BREAD CRUMBS (2009) begins with a group of young morons spending the night in a secluded cabin in the woods and finding themselves beseiged by local psychopaths.  When done right, this sort of thing can yield a good deal of giddy fun and a few goosebumps.  But in all too many cases, such as this one, it just bores you for a couple of hours.

The cast of characters is a veritable stereotype-o-rama.  I started to lose count after picking out the crude guy, the sensible girl, the bickering couple, the liplocked lovers, the pushy macho jerk, the glasses girl whom nobody notices is a total babe, and the vain bitch.  I may have left someone out, but it doesn't really matter--they're just kill fodder anyway.  Their first night in the cabin (where, needless to say, there's no cell phone reception) is the usual party time stuff, but the next day they get down to the real business of why they're there.  I won't spoil it for you, but it's a pretty nifty surprise, and...it involves boobies!  Woo-hoo!

What these idiots don't know is that there's a weird brother and sister named Henry and Patti living in the woods, and they're like some kind of psycho Hansel and Gretel.  I never really got what that was all about, but apparently what it means is that everyone in the cabin must die horribly.  They're both teens, but Patti dresses like a little girl and carries a big dolly, while Henry looks like one of those science club nerds who's wound so tight that he just goes off sometimes.  Henry and Patti like to play, and their toys include a straight razor, an axe, and an archery set. 

These characters are marginally interesting and Amy Crowdis and Dan Shaked are pretty good actors, but the trouble is that they're not in the least bit scary even when they're killing people.  There's not much here for gorehounds, either, with a throat-slashing (yawn) being about the most graphic murder and some of the kills taking place off-camera. 

One sequence in which the designated victims attempt an exodus through the forest features some mildly interesting mayhem such as the old bear trap to the ankle, the old sharp-spikes-in-a-hole trick, and the old arrows-in-the-back routine.  The latter eventually results in one of the all-time lamest slasher movie demises I've ever seen. 

The most disappointing thing about BREAD CRUMBS is that it's a handsomely-mounted production that starts out pretty well.  After a creepy opening scene, there's a killer main titles sequence that looks like somebody really put some work into it (three guys are credited).  The acting and direction also seem better than average at first.  Unfortunately, both pretty much fall apart as soon as things actually start happening, with director Mike Nichols and his cast seemingly unable to put together a single convincing scene. 

Attempts to create growing tension within the group are badly scripted and very poorly staged, and the ensemble acting is often laughable.  Worse of all, the lackluster story fails to build any momentum or suspense and starts to get boring way before the fadeout.  It doesn't even do anything interesting with its "Hansel and Gretel" premise.

The DVD from Green Apple Entertainment is in 1.33:1 full screen with Dolby Digital Stereo 2.0.  Bonus material includes trailer.

I've definitely seen worse slasher flicks than BREAD CRUMBS--total dreck such as MOTOR HOME MASSACRE, DARK FIELDS, and THE EVIL WOODS make it seem like GONE WITH THE WIND in comparison.  But those films were perversely interesting in their utter badness, while this one is mainly just dull.   


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