HK and Cult Film News's Fan Box

Friday, February 25, 2011

TWILIGHT ZONE SEASON 4 Blu-ray coming May 17th from Image Entertainment


It’s time to enter the fifth dimension once again with The Twilight Zone: Season 4 on Blu-ray™ May 17th, 2011. All 18 episodes from the influential sci-fi/fantasy series’ fourth season are here, remastered and presented in pristine 1080p high-definition and uncompressed PCM audio. In addition, the 5-disc set includes hours of amazing bonus features, specially created for this Blu-ray™ release, as well as bonus features from the Definitive Collection DVD release. SRP is $99.98, and pre-book is April 19th.

This season of Rod Serling’s classic series was lengthened to an hour and contains many favorite episodes with great guest stars including Dennis Hopper, Robert Duvall, Burgess Meredith, Anne Francis, James Whitmore, Burt Reynolds, Bill Bixby and Julie Newmar.

Season Four Episodes

In His Image, The Thirty-Fathom Grave, Valley of the Shadow, He's Alive, Mute, Death Ship, Jess-Belle, Miniature, Printer's Devil, No Time Like the Past, The Parallel, I Dream of Genie, The New Exhibit, Of Late I Think of Cliffordville, The Incredible World of Horace Ford, On Thursday We Leave for Home, Passage on the Lady Anne, The Bard.

EXCLUSIVE BLU-RAY FEATURES

-13 New Audio Commentaries, featuring The Twilight Zone Companion author Marc Scott Zicree, author/film historian Gary Gerani (Fantastic Television), Twilight Zone writer Earl Hamner, writer William F. Nolan (Logan’s Run), author Bill Warren (Keep Watching the Skies! American Science Fiction Movies of the Fifties), writer/producer Jeff Vlaming (NCIS, Fringe, Battlestar Galactica),writer/producer Joseph Dougherty (thirtysomething, Judging Amy, Saving Grace), authors/historians Scott Skelton and Jim Benson (Night Gallery: An After Hours Tour), and writer/producer Jaime Paglia (Eureka).
-Vintage Audio Interview with director of photography George T. Clemens

ALSO INCLUDES

-Audio Commentaries by Marc Scott Zicree for Death Ship and William Windom for Miniature
Vintage Audio Recollections with Herbert Hirschman, Ross Martin, Burgess Meredith, Pat Hingle, Earl Hamner, Buzz Kulik and Anne Francis Video Interviews with Morgan Brittany, Anne Francis, Paul Comi and John Furia, Jr.7 Radio Dramas featuring Blair Underwood, Jason Alexander, Lou Diamond Phillips, H. M. Wynant, Mike Starr, Barry Bostwick and John Ratzenberger
-Isolated Scores for all 18 episodes featuring Fred Steiner, Van Cleave, Rene Garriguenc and others
-Rod Serling Promos for “Next Week’s” Show
-Rod Serling Blooper from He’s Alive
-Saturday Night Live Clip
-The Famous Writers School Promo with Rod Serling
-Genesee Beer Spot
-Twilight Zone Season 4 Billboards


The Twilight Zone Season 4 Blu-ray
Genre:              Sci-Fi. Television, 60s
Rating:              Not Rated
Languages:       English 
Format:            Black and white full-frame (1:33.1)
Audio:              PCM Mono
Subtitles:           English
Year:                1963
SRP:                $99.98
Street Date:      May 17, 2011
Pre-Book:        April 19, 2011
Length:             935 minutes
UPC:                014381642551
Cat#:                ID6425CUBD

Buy it at Amazon.com
Share/Save/Bookmark

Thursday, February 24, 2011

MIDSOMER MURDERS: SET 17 -- DVD review by porfle


If you've ever joined one of those detective book clubs, you're probably familiar with the comforting feeling one gets from being in the company of a familiar, well-liked character, usually brilliant but a bit eccentric, as he or she solves baffling but rather generic murder mysteries at a leisurely pace.  Watching an episode of the long-running British TV series "Midsomer Murders", which debuted in 1997, is like cracking open one of those books and settling in for a good read. 

Acorn Media's four-disc DVD collection MIDSOMER MURDERS: SET 17 introduces the uninitiated such as myself to Detective Chief Inspector Tom Barnaby (John Nettles), a middle-aged senior member of the local constabulary trying to keep a lid on homicide in pastoral Midsomer County.  (Like Cabot Cove in TV's "Murder She Wrote", the place seems to have an appalling murder rate.)  A former member of MI6, Barnaby has a sharp eye and a keen mind, while his no-nonsense approach to detective work is tempered by a friendly, optimistic demeanor and flashes of dry wit.  Soft-spoken and polite, he can't abide someone lying to him and is always attentive for some telling clue that will make everything fall into place.

Barnaby's third partner in the series, Detective Sergeant Ben Jones (Jason Hughes), is young and inexperienced but, unlike a lot of sidekicks, isn't a total buffoon.  There's a nice mentor-pupil relationship between the two and we can imagine Jones evolving into an ace detective someday with Barnaby as a role model.  Still, he's just enough of a bumbler to provide occasional comic relief.  On the homefront, Barnaby's wife Joyce (Jane Wymark) needles him to take part in social and leisure activities while he'd rather just kick back and watch telly on his days off.  Since they live in such a small community, her own activities often tie in with his investigations in various ways.



The four feature-length stories in this set begin with "The Dogleg Murders", which takes place at an upper-class golfing club.  A murder by putter near the 13th hole turns out to be the first in a series which may be somehow related to the efforts of certain people to gain membership to the exclusive club.  Other factors such as loan-sharking and domestic turmoil factor into the plot as well.  As usual, there are several suspects, all with a motive for murder.

The setting for this episode is apt, since the game pretty much typifies the quiet, low-key, and unhurried style of the show itself.  Little violence is shown and the emphasis is on character interplay and Barnaby's methodical detective work rather than action, with the small exception of Jones' pursuit of a suspect through the woods.  (A later episode even pokes some fun at the show's lack of emphasis on sensational thrills by having Jones set out on foot after a suspect driving a tractor.)

In "The Black Book", a previously unknown painting by a legendary local artist turns up and causes quite a stir, with certain parties involved in its auction meeting rather grisly fates.  This is one of the more absorbing tales in the set as suspicion falls on a number of likely suspects in turn and we never know who the next victim will be.  There's also some fun business about how to detect a forged painting by its anachronistic details.  Gavan O'Herlihy (Richie's phantom older brother on "Happy Days") appears as an American art collector. 

"Secrets and Spies" concerns Barnaby's efforts to solve a murder which takes place among a group of MI6 agents, with their security clearance rendering them off-limits to him.  Here we see Barnaby, in his quiet, unassuming way, take on the bureaucratic authority that stands between him and his job and make it clear he's not someone to mess with.  Alice Krige (GHOST STORY, STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT) gives an exciting guest performance.



Just as golf set the tone for the first story in the set, "Secrets and Spies" begins with a long cricket match, with a reluctant Barnaby having been drafted as an umpire.  The funny thing is, he starts to enjoy the feeling of power this gives him after awhile.  This is a good opportunity for Nettles to show the subtle humor in Barnaby's character, which he always plays with a twinkle in his eye.  Later, when some of the victims display wounds that appear to have been caused by a vicious mythical beast, Barnaby's dogged realism immediately discounts any "Hound of the Baskervilles" notions and focuses on less fanciful possibilities.

The final tale, "The Glitch", revolves around a biking club's outings in the English countryside and the rancor between them and the souped-up sports cars that force them off the road.  When one of the bike riders is run down, Barnaby suspects that it may have something to do with a dispute between a software designer who has discovered a glitch in his own creation, and the businessman who stands to lose millions if the program isn't marketed.  Again, there's plenty of mystery and smalltown intrigue here, along with Barnaby's one big action scene--he gets to hop behind the wheel of a muscle car and zoom to the rescue of the killer's final victim.  Still, with our hero struggling to keep the powerful machine on the road and honking at bike riders toodling along in front of him, it's not exactly a "Starsky and Hutch" moment.

The main appeal of "Midsomer Murders" isn't the mysteries themselves, but the pleasant, autumnal atmosphere and amusing character bits along the way.  (I'll admit, I have trouble just keeping all the suspects' names straight.)  In the supplemental material, Nettles points out the "extraordinarily silly murders" which give even the darkest plots a lighthearted undercurrent.  Another quote reveals his view of why the show has lasted so long:  "I sometimes wonder if the series is an odd reflection of English society.  We're so ill at ease with ourselves that we'd love to kill each other, and this provides a kind of safety valve." 

The 4-disc DVD set from Acorn Media is in 16:9 widescreen with Dolby Digital stereo and English subtitles.  Each disc contains one separate episode (approx. 100 minutes each) and comes in its own slimline case.  Also included on each disc are text-based production notes, interviews, and trivia. 

Needless to say, if you're the impatient type who craves constant thrills, MIDSOMER MURDERS: SET 17 will bore you to tears.  I don't know from cricket, but think of it like baseball--even though it's slow-moving and hardly anything exciting happens, there's just something fun about watching the players make their way around the bases.  Barnaby's methodical murder investigations have the same appeal, and when he gets to home plate at the end, it feels good.


Buy it at Amazon.com
Share/Save/Bookmark

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

SINEATERS With Tim O'Hearn, Melantha Blackthorne, and Debbie Rochon Starts Shooting In March


SINEATERS is the story of a lone drifter (Tim O'Hearn) who has come to the end of a violent and bloody journey. He has the power to consume the sins of evil-doers, and the power to heal with his hands, part faith healer and part gunslinger. He loses the spiritual struggle with the Grim, a manifestation of all the evil he has removed from the world, and is turned against his sineater comrades by the cult known as the Vessels of Wrath.

Working with a twisted preacher, Brother Aaron, and a darkly alluring woman who seems to guide the preacher's every decision, the Sineater hunts down his friends one by one, as the battle for his soul rages on.




Multi-talented actress and filmmaker Melantha Blackthorne (SINNERS AND SAINTS, COUNTESS BATHORIA'S GRAVEYARD PICTURE SHOW) tells us more: "It's my second film with director Sean Michael Argo, the first being 'Fable: Teeth of Beasts', and we are shooting in Arkansas starting Feb.28th. Debbie Rochon will be playing a badass sineater named 'Carpenter' and I'll be playing the mother of all evil, 'The Grim Lady.'

"She discovered the existence of the Grim, and has become attuned to them, in many ways a servant of them, and is very in touch with her own inner darkness. A dark crusader as it were."

Bekah Kelso, who plays "Booth", recently told her Facebook readers:  "Co-wrote and acting in the new film 'Sineaters' which starts shooting next week in Arkansas. The ever-awesome Ian Argo and I are co-producing this little baby together, with the talented Mr. Ripley, I mean Sean Michael Argo, as director...and actor, co-writer, co-conspirator, co-abomination.

"So stoked to be on board with this talented team and to be working with kick ass actors/human beings Tim O'Hearn, Debbie Rochon, Melantha Blackthorne, Ryan Loyd, Jason Bolton and his chin.

"What's that? You're hungry, little fella? Need something to eat? Well have some of my Sin. Its in season and its de-LICIOUS!"


 
CAST:
Vaughn - Tim O'Hearn
The Grim Lady - Melantha Blackthorne
Carpenter - Debbie Rochon
Brother Aaron - C. Jason Bolton
Booth - Bekah Kelso
Harris - Sean-Michael Argo
Miller - Ryan Loyd
Alexander McBryde - Ian Argo

Director - Sean-Michael Argo
Share/Save/Bookmark

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

DINOSAURS OF PATAGONIA Headlines Three Image Entertainment Blu-ray 3D titles in March


Image Entertainment, Inc., in their continuing association with Big Picture Digital Productions, announces the March 2011 releases of three new Imax® 3D titles in the 3D Blu-ray™ format. On March 1st, return to the Jurassic era with the Blu-ray™ 3D and DVD (2D version) release of Dinosaurs: Giants of Patagonia. Then, on March 29th, hieroglyphics leap off the screen in Mummies: Secrets of the Pharaohs and the heavens beckon in the soaring drama Ultimate G’s: Zac’s Flying Dream starring Superbad’s Michael Cera, both landing exclusively on the Blu-ray™ 3D format. SRP for the Blu-ray™ 3Ds are $24.98, and $19.98 for the DVDs.


Dinosaurs: Giants of Patagonia (IMAX® 3D Format)

Narrated by Donald Sutherland, this fascinating film focuses on the history, evolution and extinction of the dinosaurs. In larger-than-life fashion as only IMAX® can, you will explore a subject matter whose mystique and appeal are unquestioned.  Dinosaurs are amongst the most fascinating animals to have ever walked the Earth. We are captivated by their enormous size and intrigued by the fact that they disappeared millions of years ago. Take an unprecedented and unique journey into the world of the largest known dinosaurs and, in the process, explore some of the great paleontological discoveries of modern time. Done in close collaboration with the foremost scientists of the domain, the movie will show never seen before computer generated footage of the Giganotosaurus and the Argentinosaurus to name a few.

Buy it at Amazon.com

Mummies: Secrets of the Pharaohs (IMAX® 3D Format)

In mind-blowing IMAX® detail, unravel the enshrouded human time capsules that have become the most fascinating mystery of our time – Egypt’s mummies. Probe ancient tombs to uncover these carefully hidden phenomena, and experience the dramatic adventure of their excavations. Follow top scientists as they embark on a modern-day forensic investigation of the mummies, extracting clues from our past that could have an enormous impact on medical science in our future. Narrated by the legendary Christopher Lee.

Buy it at Amazon.com

Ultimate G’s: Zac’s Flying Dream (IMAX® 3D Format)

Eleven-year-old Zac (Cera) is constantly inventing flying machines with the help of his friend Laura. As the two grow up they separate, but both become pilots. Sixteen years later, while visiting Laura at her aerial mechanics shop in Arizona, Zac is challenged to an aerobatic duel by a rival. The result is a thrilling flying sequence over the Grand Canyon. Filmed in 3D, Ultimate G'S: Zac’s Flying Machine puts you in the front seat of an Extra 300 aerobatic monoplane.

Buy it at Amazon.com

Dinosaurs: Giants of Patagonia (IMAX) Blu-ray™ 3D
Genre:                         Special Interest, Dinosaurs, Documentary, Family, IMAX, Prehistoric Times
Rating:                        Not Rated
Languages:                  English, French
Format:                        Enhanced for 16x9 TVs
Audio:                         DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1
Year:                           2006
SRP :                            $24.98
Street Date:                 March 1, 2011
Length:                        40 minutes
UPC :                           014381704358
Cat#:                           ID7043UGDVD

Dinosaurs: Giants of Patagonia (IMAX)  DVD (2D)
Genre:                         Special Interest, Dinosaurs, Documentary, Family, IMAX, Prehistoric Times
Rating:                        Not Rated
Languages:                  English, French
Format:                        Enhanced for 16x9 TVs
Audio:                         Dolby Digital 5.1
Year:                           2006
SRP :                            $19.98
Street Date:                 March 1, 2011
Length:                        40 minutes
UPC :                           014381704129
Cat#:                           ID7041UGDVD

Mummies: Secrets of the Pharaohs (IMAX) Blu-ray™ 3D
Genre:                         Special Interest, Ancient Egypt, Documentary, Egypt, History/Events, IMAX, Mummies
Rating:                        Not Rated
Languages:                  English, French, Spanish
Format:                        Enhanced for 16x9 TVs
Audio:                         DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1
Year:                           2007
SRP :                            $24.98
Street Date:                 March 29, 2011
Pre-book Date:            March 1, 2011
Length:                        39 minutes
UPC :                           014381676952
Cat#:                           ID6769JGBD

Ultimate G’s: Zac’s Flying Dream (IMAX) Blu-ray™ 3D
Genre:                         Special Interest, Airplanes/Aerial Action, IMAX
Rating:                        Not Rated
Languages:                  English, French 
Format:                        Enhanced for 16x9 TVs
Audio:                         DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1
Year:                           2005
SRP :                            $24.98
Street Date:                 March 29, 2011
Pre-book Date:            March 1, 2011
Length:                        37 minutes
UPC :                           014381704457
Cat#:                           ID7044UGBD
Share/Save/Bookmark

Monday, February 21, 2011

BEAUTY & THE BRIEFCASE -- DVD review by porfle


First of all--if you like Hilary Duff, you'll probably like the ABC Family original movie BEAUTY & THE BRIEFCASE (2010).  End of review.  And now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's talk about the movie behind its back just for fun.

The story is typical romantic comedy stuff but without the actual "comedy."  Hilary plays Lane, an aspiring writer whose assignment is to find her perfect man in the world of big business.  As she explains in her terminally-giddy voiceover: "I just got hired by Cosmo--the world's greatest magazine--to go undercover and date hot men in suits.  Does it get any better than this?"  I don't read Cosmo, but I'm betting that it does.

Because the interviewer thinks she's "funny"--always a plus in the highly-competitive world of investment banking--Lane blunders her way into one of those magic "George Costanza" jobs where she doesn't actually have to do or know anything.  Tom (Michael McMillian), her easygoing and gullible boss, doesn't seem to notice this because she cleverly disguises her incompetence by behaving like a mentally-challenged sixteen-year-old and ogling guys' butts all day.  For someone who's supposed to be a writer, you get the impression that Lane couldn't research a laundry list without consulting Google.
  


While this tactic may work for her, I think Hilary Duff may need to start thinking about getting a new schtick now that she has outgrown the Disney Channel.  At this rate she's going to end up playing teachers and moms on other people's teen sitcoms.  She's still bubbly and cute and all, but at her age those qualities start getting kind of obnoxious after awhile.

Anyway, Lane has a ten-point "perfect guy" checklist and nobody in the office is making the grade.  Then she meets Liam (Chris Carmack), an incredibly handsome and charming Brit who seems to be a total eleven, and falls head over heels in love.  Trouble is, he's the wrong type for the article.  So Lane has to falsify it by transposing Liam's awesome qualities into boring co-worker Seth (Matt Dallas) and hoping the Cosmo editor doesn't notice. Meanwhile, Tom accidentally stumbles onto the whole truth and is horrified that there's an undercover Cosmo writer loose in the office.  And just when he was starting to like her, too.

You now have all the information you need to write the rest of the story yourself, since it hits all the expected plot points like a pinball.  This would be okay if only it were funny instead of just busy.  Hilary Duff, who has energy to spare, gamely attempts to radiate some of it into her dull scenes and cheerlead the movie into being more entertaining, but it's a hopeless cause.  The only time I felt like laughing was when Liam first asks her out to dinner and she blurts, "I love you.  I mean, I'd love to."

Amanda Walsh is quirky-flaky as Lane's photog friend, Joanne, who sums up the movie's vibe with the line, "This is like junior high.  I feel like I'm at a sleepover."  As Tom, Michael McMillian adequately conveys a "he's all wrong for her so we know he's really Mr. Right" quality.  I wracked my brain trying to remember where I'd seen Kevin Kirkpatrick, who plays Lane's coworker John, until I looked it up--he was Bryce "The Stalker" on (the crummy) season two of "The Joe Schmo Show."
 


Her greatness Jennifer Coolidge makes one all-too-brief early appearance as an aging playgirl, and the ever-enchanting Jaime Pressly bestows her regal presence upon the film as Lane's demanding Cosmo editor.  People should be writing entire movies around these two ladies instead of just bit parts.

While BEAUTY & THE BRIEFCASE is mostly sophomoric, it's just "adult" enough at times to make me wonder how it qualifies as a "family" film.  So, you can say "bastards" and talk about kinky recreational sex (with chocolate and feathers), along with various other titillating elements, on ABC Family?  Call me old-fashioned, but how does that work?  Come to think of it, this story would probably work great on Cinemax After Dark with some softcore porn thrown in.  But then it wouldn't be a Hilary Duff movie.  Heck, I respect her for not going that route, or at least not yet.  Maybe she should stick to this kind of stuff after all.

The DVD from Image Entertainment is in 1.78:1 widescreen and Dolby Digital 5.1 surround, with English and Spanish subtitles.  The sole bonus feature is a trailer.

I'm not sure who BEAUTY & THE BRIEFCASE was intended for.  Guys (and lesbians) who like to gawk at Hilary Duff in a succession of tight tops and miniskirts, plus girls (and gay guys) who like to ogle hot guys in business suits, are all set.  People who like witty, sophisticated comedy, on the other hand, are out of luck.  As are tweeners looking for characters and situations they can relate to.  It's like "Sex and the Single Girl" meets "Clarissa Explains It All."


Buy it at Amazon.com
Share/Save/Bookmark

Saturday, February 19, 2011

"MURDER INVESTIGATION TEAM: Series 1" Debuts on DVD March 1, 2011

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.
Share/Save/Bookmark

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

THE BLEEDING -- DVD review by porfle


When I saw the trailer for THE BLEEDING (2009), I thought, "What a cast!  This has gotta be good!"  Then I found out it was directed by Charles Picerni (brother of late, great actor Paul Picerni), whose only other feature film credit as first-unit director is the agonizingly bad comedy THREE DAYS TO VEGAS, and thought, "Oh my god!  This is gonna hurt!"

Well, maybe comedy just isn't Picerni's forte, because this rowdy action-horror flick looks pretty slick for a low-rent production and clatters along like a cheap carnival ride.  It's derivative as hell, lifting whole chunks out of films such as BLADE II and THE ROAD WARRIOR, but it's having so much fun mixing them around and throwing them back at us that it's infectious.

There's a story in there somewhere about a master vampire named Cain (Vinnie Jones) rising to rule the underworld and destroy us all.  Natural born vampire slayer and Vin Diesel-lookalike Shawn Black (Michael Matthias) is the only guy who can kill him because he's Cain's brother and thus part of the same "royal" bloodline.  Since Cain offed the 'rents before embarking on his current rampage, Black is miffed and looking for some big-time revenge.


That's about all we need to know, as the film moves rapidly from one setpiece to the next and keeps pouring on the action and gore.  Along with it is some amusingly hardboiled narration from the unflappable Black and a series of supporting characters to help keep things interesting.  DMX shows up early as an ally to Black, while "L.A. Ink" tattooist Kat Von D fangs it up as Cain's main squeeze.  Neither are master thespians, but in this movie that doesn't really matter.

Cain eventually runs across Father Roy, one of those cheerfully profane priests who drinks and curses like a sailor but has all kinds of faith--not to mention firepower, which has all been blessed--when it comes to battling the forces of evil.  With his black cowboy hat and flowing cassock, Michael Madsen has a ball in the role and actually puts some effort into it instead of breezing through a few scenes just for the paycheck.  After reciting some dubious scripture to Black, he assures him, "It's in the Bible," then adds with that trademark smirk, "somewhere."

Vinnie Jones also seems to be enjoying himself as Cain, baring his pointy teeth with evil gusto as he orchestrates his army of the undead.  I actually prefer Vinnie as the soft-spoken good guy in THE RIDDLE and think he should play more such roles which give him a chance to actually act.  But he seems destined to do parts like this and is a welcome presence in them.  My main disappointment is that Armand Assante appears in only one brief scene as a tough cop.  Assante is like a nuclear reactor of cool, and for him to be so underused is a colossal waste. 

When Black and Father Roy track the vampires down to a flashy techno club inside an abandoned factory, the BLADE II influence comes to the fore as scores of kinky vampires writhe on the dance floor with unsuspecting mortals before the blood feast begins.  The beautiful Lena (Rachelle Leah), whom Black met earlier at a rest stop, is chosen as Cain's bride and must be rescued when the scene explodes in a cacophony of guns and gore.
 

The next sequence finds Black and Lena escaping in an 18-wheeler with the vampire horde hot on their heels, and, as you might guess, it recalls THE ROAD WARRIOR with a vengeance.  It may lack the same level of finesse (to say the least) and suffer a bit from salad-shooter editing, but makes up for it with loads of comic-book style and vehicular destruction.

Director Picerni, who has had a badass film career performing and coordinating hundreds of high-profile stunts (as well as directing many TV episodes and serving as second-unit director on major films such as BASIC INSTINCT and GHOST) serves up a smorgasboard of thrilling auto and motorcycle stunts that climax with the rig jack-knifing down the highway.  Chip-off-the-old-block Steve Picerni serves as stunt coordinator. 

The DVD from Anchor Bay is in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen and Dolby Digital 5.1, with English and Spanish subtitles.  Extras include three five-minute featurettes (cast interviews, stunts, make-up and effects) and a trailer.

You know you're not watching an A-flick here, so you might as well relax and enjoy the cheesy, testosterone-fueled B-movie goodness--which THE BLEEDING provides in spades.  Packed with guns, ghouls, hot babes, cool cars, and metal-grinding mayhem, it's my kind of guilty pleasure.


Buy it at Amazon.com
Share/Save/Bookmark

Monday, February 14, 2011

It's RONDO Time Again! Hatton You Oughtta Vote?


That's right, gals and ghouls--whenever you see us using that same awful pun yet again, you know it's time to cast your votes in the Ninth Annual Rondo Hatton Classic Horror Awards!  Hard to believe it's been another year already, but time flies like a vampire bat when you're having fiendish fun.

As the OFFICIAL WEBSITE explains:  "The Rondos, now in their ninth year, are fandom's only classic horror award, decided by fans, for fans, and dedicated to preserving the undying spirit of monsters past.

"Every Rondo nominee below is being recognized for a significant achievement in the genre during the year of 2010. So please take a look at the ballot and let the nominees know how much we appreciate their work by voting."



The ballot, consisting of thirty categories, can be found HERE.  (You might even notice a certain familiar website among the nominees...not that we'd want to influence you or anything!)   Lots more info and a lively discussion of the whole thing are available at the Classic Horror Film Board.

So come on, horror fans...let your voices be heard!
Share/Save/Bookmark

Sunday, February 13, 2011

FIVE CORNERS -- DVD review by porfle


One of those nostalgic reveries about living in the Bronx in the early 60s, FIVE CORNERS (1984) is worth watching because the parts that work are pretty good and the parts that don't are oddly interesting.

Like THE WANDERERS, it uses a Bob Dylan song ("The Times They Are A-Changin'", naturally) as shorthand to let us know that an old era is giving way to a new one.  This is also represented by Harry (Tim Robbins), a formerly violent youth converted to peace by the words of Martin Luther King.  Harry plans to become a civil rights worker in Mississippi, but meanwhile he has a more pressing concern--protecting his friend Linda (Jodie Foster) from the man who once tried to rape her (John Turturro as "Heinz") and has just been released from prison.

Robbins gives a restrained performance, Foster is fine as usual, but Turturro is the one to watch.  Striding angrily into the frame as he makes his entrance, he's all repressed hostility and googly-eyed paranoia and we're not sure what he's capable of.  Heinz nurtures the delusion of hooking up with a decidedly reluctant Linda and proves his love by stealing two penguins from the zoo as a gift.  Her refusal sets him off and from that point on his violent, unpredictable actions fuel the story.


What doesn't really work is that the more hardcore stuff is filtered through the same fondly nostalgic haze as the rest of the subplots, as realistic characters rub shoulders with comedic Noo Yawk caricatures.  Todd Graff (better known as "Hippy" in THE ABYSS) plays Linda's excitable boyfriend, Jamie, as though he's projecting for the back rows.  Two flatfoot police detectives enlisted by Harry to help track down a missing Linda also seem a tad too jokey to be involved in such serious business. 

In addition to Harry's uncomfortable meeting with a hostile black activist (Eriq La Salle of "ER") and a couple of nice scenes with his mother, who worries that she'll lose him as she did her "hero cop" husband, the scenes between Heinz and his cheerfully insane mother (Rose Gregorio) are a real highlight.  She's quite a character, and Heinz struggles to break through her blithely oblivious fascade until he's driven to commit one of the most startling acts in the film.

And then, there's the totally unrelated subplot which seems as though it were excised from a more lighthearted film and shoehorned into this one.  Melanie (Elizabeth Berridge, THE FUNHOUSE) and Brita (Cathryn de Prume) are a couple of ditzy "fast" girls, high on pills and sniffing glue, who hook up with two dopey horndoggers for a day of cheap thrills while Melanie's boyfriend scours the neighborhood for her.  Whenever this storyline pops up it's like switching channels between the movie and a weird episode of "Laverne and Shirley."


Direction by Tony Bill is okay but the editing never quite blends these disparate elements smoothly.  Strange that this period film about the 60s should look so much like an 80s flick, which gives it an oddly interesting visual quality.  (Unless I'm mistaken, the same bar where Frankie Five Angels almost gets whacked in GODFATHER PART II shows up here.)  Also of interest is the score, which, aside from a couple of really nice cues, is pretty awful--thus giving us a chance to observe the great James Newton Howard still finding his way as a film composer in this early effort.

The DVD from Image Entertainment is in 1.78:1 widescreen with Dolby Digital 2.0 sound and English subtitles.  The sole bonus feature consists of about half-an-hour of trailers for this and other Handmade Films releases. 

Turturro's character carries FIVE CORNERS and keeps us involved as the rest of the film's patchwork elements exude their own modestly peculiar charms.  Elizabeth Berridge is a delight as Melanie--I'd like to see the rest of the movie she was plucked from.  I won't even go into the part where there seem to be Eskimos in the Bronx, shooting people with arrows.


Buy it at Amazon.com:
DVD
Blu-Ray
Share/Save/Bookmark

Saturday, February 12, 2011

A PRIVATE FUNCTION -- DVD review by porfle


British comedy can be anywhere on the dial between wantonly zany and dry as a bone, with Handmade Films' A PRIVATE FUNCTION (1984) wavering somewhere in the middle with an odd combination of subtle and surprisingly lowbrow humor.

With strict post-WWII rationing still in effect, the citizens of 1947 Yorkshire are frantic to get their hands on black-market meat as local butchers live in fear of a Gestapo-like meat inspector named Wormold (Bill Paterson).  In honor of the impending wedding of Princess Elizabeth, pompous snob Dr. Swaby (Denholm Elliott, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK) and the town's other leading businessmen are planning a grand society banquet for only the "best" people, with the main course being an illegal pig raised secretly on a nearby farm.

"Monty Python" alumnus Michael Palin plays one of his patented extremely dull characters as door-to-door chiropodist Gilbert Chilvers, whose dream of owning his own office in town is dashed by a spiteful Dr. Swaby.  His wife, Joyce (Maggie Smith), desperately hungers for both pork and a higher social standing.   When Gilbert discovers the existence of the illegal pig, their access to these may be only a daring pig-napping away.
 

A PRIVATE FUNCTION may look like an episode of "Masterpiece Theater", but it contains enough poop and flatulence jokes (beginning with the title) to make Alistair Cooke fall out of his chair.  These come into play mainly when Swaby and his cronies sneak out to the farm to check on their pig and discover that it's suffering from diarrhea (possibly from being fed too many dead rats). 

Once relocated to the Chilvers' kitchen, it goes everywhere except on the designated newspaper.  The smell begins to worry the neighbors but is conveniently attributed to Joyce's senile 74-year-old mother.  Much of the subsequent humor comes from Gilbert and Joyce's clumsy attempts to terminate the pig and what happens when its former owners discover its whereabouts, with the ever-vigilant Wormold closing in. 

Intestinal hijinks aside, the film's atmosphere conveys both a dreary sort of nostalgia and bleak desperation, with people crowding into butcher shops for scraps of tainted meat while the upper class eat steak.  The coldly efficient Wormold character, in his relentless search for contraband, may even remind you of INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS' Hans Landa only without his sense of humor.   An almost youngish Pete Postlethwaite plays a shady butcher who increases his business by ratting out his peers to Wormold, who then raids their shops and carts them off to jail.  If this weren't a comedy, the subject could've easily been transformed into an absorbing drama.


Director Malcolm Mowbray keeps a tight rein on things and plays down the farcical nature of the story by keeping it low-key and realistic.  Viewers expecting a slapstick free-for-all to erupt at some point in the proceedings will be disappointed.  Even the ending refuses to ramp things up for a last burst of zaniness, with the closing credits appearing before we're quite ready for them to.

The leads all underplay their parts--no mugging here--with Palin and Smith making the most of their scenes together by keeping it achingly deadpan.  Palin in particular, his bland character avidly preoccupied with various feet throughout the film, has a way with such lines as this withering bit of dinner conversation: "Mrs. Roach's ingrowing toenail seems to have turned the corner."  

The DVD from Image Entertainment is in 1.78:1 widescreen with Dolby Digital sound and English subtitles.  The sole bonus feature is over half-an-hour's worth of trailers for this and other Handmade Films. 

A PRIVATE FUNCTION is the kind of British comedy that fills me with a silent amusement punctuated by the occasional belly laugh. Much like "Ripping Yarns", the series Palin created with fellow Python Terry Jones, it invites us to derive a strangely curdled kind of humor from people and situations that are almost depressingly mundane.


Buy it at Amazon.com:
DVD
Blu-Ray
Share/Save/Bookmark

Friday, February 11, 2011

LOVE AT FIRST KILL -- DVD review by porfle


An eccentric performance by Margot Kidder highlights the tepid thriller LOVE AT FIRST KILL, aka "The Box Collector" (2008).  Without it, the film would be about as bland as a painting of a cardboard box.

Speaking of which, that's the peculiar specialty of young artist Harry (Noah Segen), who lives with his weird mother Beth (Kidder) because she's too flaky to be left on her own.  Harry isn't totally stable, either--he's plagued by nightmares of a woman dragging an unconscious man onto a railroad track, and a persistent childhood memory of hiding under a table while his father has extramarital relations on top of it. 

Beth won't talk about her long-gone husband except to commiserate about male infidelity with her shrewish friend Luz (Adriana O'Neil), whose own husband Burt (Michael Bowen) is a rattlesnake wrangler who has trouble keeping his own snake in his pants.  Beth and Luz are constantly foreseeing doom in their Tarot cards, and when a beautiful woman named Marie (Lyne Renee) moves in next door with her young daughter and starts warming up to Harry, an increasingly hostile Beth really starts to go off the deep end.
 

It's hard to figure out what LOVE AT FIRST KILL wants to be.  For awhile I was sure it would turn out to be a droll comedy-horror flick along the lines of NIGHT WARNING, especially since Margot Kidder's jealous-mom character bears a resemblance to Susan Tyrell's in that minor classic.  There are some obviously intentional dark-comedy elements, mainly the bickering Luz and Burt and their colorful but largely irrelevent subplot, and the marvelous Kidder chews the scenery while playing a nutty old hag without a shred of vanity.  But the rest of the story is as dry as peeling wallpaper, hinting all the while at a big thriller ending that never comes.


Noah Segan (DEADGIRL, CHAIN LETTER) seems unsure of whether to play Harry as a cool semi-stud or a dimwitted naif, and gets little help from the underwritten script.  In any case, we never really get why a gorgeous babe like Marie, who's hiding out from an abusive husband, should suddenly come on to Harry in true Penthouse Forum fashion and eventually urge him to break Beth's geriatric grip and run away with her.  Lyne Renee (who appeared with both Segan and Bowen a year later in THE HESSEN CONSPIRACY) brings little to the superficial role besides her stunning looks, and her character seems to exist only to give Beth a chance to seethe with ominous homicidal intentions. 

As the film creeps on, with Harry and Marie getting chummier and Beth getting flakier, we look forward to whatever impending freak-out must surely take place in the final minutes.  But just when all that build-up seems on the verge of paying off at last, a surprise "WTF?" moment comes from out of left field to yank the rug right out from under us.  You might call it a "twist letdown", deflating everything that's gone before for the sake of giving the film a frustrating headscratcher ending.  Worst of all, Margot Kidder's character and all its potential (thanks mainly to Kidder's still-considerable acting talent) are ultimately wasted.
   

The DVD from Anchor Bay is in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen with Dolby Digital 5.1 sound and English and Spanish subtitles.  There are no extras. 

I wanted to like LOVE AT FIRST KILL in a dumb-fun sort of way, and was rooting for it to come up with a semi-cool ending to make the rest of it worth sitting through.  But watching it is like digging into a box of cereal for the free prize pictured on front, and coming up with a handful of dry cornflakes. 


Buy it at Amazon.com
Share/Save/Bookmark

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Michael Madsen and Danny Trejo star in THE KILLING JAR coming February 22 from Image Entertainment


From Image Entertainment --
A Chilling Parlour Piece of Terror, Violence and Secrets


THE KILLING JAR

Starring Michael Madsen, Amber Benson and Danny Trejo
On the DVD Menu for February 22



Chatworth, CA – A simple visit to a small town diner begins a night-long tale of taunting, terror and festering lies in writer/director Mark Young’s taut thriller, The Killing Jar. On February 22 from Image Entertainment, The Killing Jar will be available on DVD for an SRP of $27.97.

Working the late shift at a remote diner turns into an unrelenting nightmare for waitress Noreen (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s” Amber Benson) when she and six customers learn of a nearby murder spree that’s connected to a mysterious stranger (Kill Bill’s Michael Madsen) who just walked in the door. A hostage situation quickly erupts, resulting in shocking outbursts of violence and even more startling revelations they could have never anticipated.

Packed with twists and high-voltage performances, this white-knuckle thriller co-stars Danny Trejo (Machete) and Harold Perrineau (“Lost”).  With twisted events, and startling truths revealed at every turn, this white-knuckled tale of terror will keep you guessing all the way to the shocking end!

The Killing Jar DVD
GENRE:                                 Drama, Feature Film, Thriller
YEAR:                                    2010
RATING:                                R for strong language and strong bloody violence
UPC:                                       014381676327
CAT #                                     NFI6763DVD
SRP:                                        $27.97
STREET DATE:                     02/22/2011
LENGTH:                               90 Min.
LANGUAGE:                         English
FORMAT:                              Enhanced for 16x9 TVs
AUDIO:                                  Dolby Digital 5.1

Buy it at Amazon.com
Share/Save/Bookmark

Green Apple Entertainment Proudly Presents RIVER OF DARKNESS


The Hunt is on -- Starring Some of Wrestling's Biggest Icons
Kurt Angle, Kevin Nash & Psycho Sid Vicious
Slams Onto DVD March 29th


BOCA RATON - March 1, 2011 - For Immediate Release - River of Darkness, an action-packed gore-fest starring some of professional wrestling's biggest names, slams onto DVD March 29 from Green Apple Entertainment.

When unspeakable evil falls on a quiet river town, Sheriff Logan (Kurt Angle, Warrior, Dylan Dog: Dead of Night) is thrust into a chilling nightmare of death and mayhem.

Confronted by a series of horrific murders, each more brutal than the last, he soon learns the community's seedy past has spawned a vile evil … one that has risen from purgatory to exact revenge.

Under relentless assault by the spirits of two old river squatters, the Jacobs Boys - Kevin Nash (The Punisher, The Longest Yard) and WWF, WCW and ECW's Psycho Sid Vicious - the town explodes into a battlefield of zombies and blazing guns.

It's up to Sheriff Logan to unravel the shocking mystery and condemn "The Boys" back to the bowels of hell.  In this all-out, heavyweight beat-down, only one man will remain standing.

Also starring Bill Hinzman (Zombie #1 in George Romero's 1968 cult classic Night of the Living Dead) and Alan Rowe Kelly (Gallery of Fear, Contact, The Blood Shed, I'll Bury You Tomorrow), the film is directed by Bruce Koehler (the upcoming Death From Above, 19 Doors, End Game).

An estimated 16.3 million wrestling fans (in the U.S. alone!) will be thrilled.

River of Darkness is presented in widescreen with an aspect ratio of 16 x 9 (2.35:1) and 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround Sound. Special features include trailer.

River of Darkness
Green Apple Entertainment
Genre:  Action/Horror
Not Rated
Format:  DVD Only
Running Time:  Approx. 105 Minutes (Plus Special Features)
Suggested Retail Price:  $24.98
Pre-Order Date:  March 1, 2011
Street Date:  March 29, 2011
Catalog #:  GAE-F1
UPC Code:  #855982002166

Buy it at Amazon.com
Share/Save/Bookmark

Hit British TV on DVD Feb. 22 - New Tricks, Midsomer Murders, and Julia McKenzie in Fresh Fields

 
NEW TRICKS

Highly anticipated third season of the hit U.K. crime series debuts on DVD February 22, 2011

“An unstoppable ratings monster” – The Sunday Telegraph

“Excellent crime series” —Daily Mail

“Enjoyably mischievous” —The Sunday Times

“Cutting-edge Brit TV” —The Guardian


Silver Spring, MD —Showcasing a superb ensemble cast and more mysteries tackled with typical wit and flair, New Tricks, Season 3 makes its highly anticipated DVD debut from Acorn Media on February 22, 2011. Featuring retired cops solving cold cases, this fresh and funny British crime drama has earned itself fans on both sides of the Atlantic. Broadcast on the BBC for seven seasons since 2003 with an eighth season in production, New Tricks also boasts ongoing public television broadcast exposure in North America. The series stars Amanda Redman (Sexy Beast), Dennis Waterman (The Sweeney), Alun Armstrong (Bleak House), and James Bolam (The Beiderbecke Affair). The DVD 3-Disc Set includes all eight episodes from Season 3, a special 20-minute behind-the-scenes featurette, cast filmographies, and more ($39.99, www.AcornOnline.com).

Sexy, ambitious Superintendent Sandra Pullman (Amanda Redman) leads the unsolved crimes unit of the Metropolitan Police. Her team includes three aging former detectives lured out of retirement. Gerry Standing (Dennis Waterman) is a womanizer, Brian Lane (Alun Armstrong) is clinically depressed, and Jack Halford (James Bolam) has conversations with his dead wife. Can this curmudgeonly trio of crime busters learn new tricks to crack tough crimes? Or are old-fashioned hunches and footwork still best?

The masterful performances and top-tier guest stars make this long-running, award-winning British series an “unstoppable ratings monster” (The Sunday Telegraph). A drama with tongue firmly in cheek, deftly written and perfectly cast, it’s “the crime show to watch” (Liverpool Daily Post). Guest stars in this season include Kenneth Cranham (Rome), Patrick Malahide (Inspector Alleyn Mysteries), Kevin Whately (Inspector Lewis), and Richard Briers (Monarch of the Glen).

Series 3 Episodes: Lady’s Pleasure, Dockers, Old Dogs, Diamond Geezers, Wicca Work, Bank Robbery, Ice Cream Wars, and Congratulations

Bonus Features: Behind-the-scenes featurette (20 min.) and cast filmographies

Street: February 22, 2011                 SRP: $39.99

DVD 3-Disc Set: 8 episodes - Approx. 463 min. - British mystery - SDH subtitles



MIDSOMER MURDERS, SET 17

Episodes available to U.S. audiences for the first time; four new, contemporary, stand-alone mysteries from Acorn’s top-selling series

Debuts on DVD February 22, 2011

Spectacularly entertaining as always” —Paper Magazine

“Superbly acted and filmed, and a great joy to watch
” —British Heritage

Great bloody fun” —San Francisco Chronicle


Silver Spring, MD — Available to U.S. audiences for the first time with this release, Midsomer Murders, Set 17 debuts on DVD from Acorn Media on February 22, 2011 with four new, contemporary, stand-alone mysteries from the top-selling British mystery franchise. Fan favorite John Nettles (Bergerac) returns as Detective Chief Inspector Barnaby in these engrossing mysteries set in the idyllic villages of England’s deadliest county. The DVD 4-volume boxed set also includes cast interviews, fascinating facts and production notes ($49.99, www.AcornOnline.com).

Inspired by the novels of Caroline Graham, modern master of the English village mystery, the series stars John Nettles as the unflappable DCI Tom Barnaby, with Jason Hughes (This Life) as his earnest, efficient protégé, Detective Sergeant Ben Jones. Guest stars include Peter Davison (Doctor Who, The Last Detective), Susannah Harker (Pride and Prejudice, Chancer), Benjamin Whitrow (Pride and Prejudice), David Haig (Two Weeks Notice), David Bamber (Pride and Prejudice, The Bourne Identity), Philip Jackson (Poirot, Robin of Sherwood), and Alice Krige (Star Trek: Voyager, Chariots of Fire).

The Mysteries:

The Dogleg Murders—Members of the swanky Whiteoaks Golf Club keep turning up dead by the 13th hole.

The Black Book—The detectives investigate a string of savage murders precipitated by a local art auction.

Secrets and Spies—A mysterious creature is killing sheep in Midsomer County, but it soon moves on to larger prey.

The Glitch—A local scientist’s determination to stop an American millionaire’s latest business venture has fatal repercussions. 

BONUS FEATURES: Cast interviews, fascinating facts and production notes

Midsomer Murders premiered in the United Kingdom in March 1997. Since then, nearly eighty feature-length episodes have aired with new episodes still in production. In the U.S., the series has been seen on A&E and The Biography Channel, however the episodes in Set 17 are the first part of Series Twelve (2009), which never broadcast in the U.S.

Street: February 22, 2011                                         SRP: $49.99

DVD 4-Vol. Boxed Set: Four mysteries of approx. 100 min. each - SDH subtitles

Acorn Media previously released Sets 1-16 with three to five mysteries per set ($39.99 to $59.99) as well as The Early Cases Collection (19-vol. collector’s set which includes Sets 1-3, 5), Barnaby’s Casebook (19-vol. collector’s set which includes Sets 4, 6-8) and Village Case Files (16-vol. collector’s set which includes Sets 9-12) . Each set ranked in Acorn’s top 10 best-sellers for its year and sales of each new set consistently gain momentum.



FRESH FIELDS

International Emmy®-winning comedy seen on PBS makes home video debut;
Starring Julia McKenzie (Marple) and Anton Rodgers

Set 1 Debuts on DVD February 22, 2011

Full of sly, sharp, warm humor” – Los Angeles Times

Silver Spring, MD — A lighthearted empty-nester comedy with “universal appeal” (Los Angeles Times), Fresh Fields, Set 1 makes its North American home video debut from Acorn Media on February 22, 2010. Broadcast continually on PBS since the 1980s, this International Emmy®-winning series stars fan favorite Julia McKenzie (Agatha Christie’s Marple) and Anton Rodgers (Lillie, May to December) as a happily married couple adjusting to middle age. Sharply written and brilliantly acted, the DVD 2-Disc Set includes the first two series of the affable Brit-com celebrated by critics and fans alike ($49.99, www.AcornOnline.com).

After 20 years of marriage and raising two children, suburban housewife Hester Fields (Julia McKenzie) is ready for a new challenge. And it doesn’t seem to matter what it is—she dabbles in painting, jogging, cooking, pottery, and even fencing. Her staid accountant husband, William (Anton Rodgers), feels no such need for change, yet somehow always seems to get dragged into Hester’s exploits. Each morning he sets off for the office, never knowing what he’ll face when he returns home. But with Hester trying something new each day, life is never dull for the Fields.

Episodes: Dish of the Day; Middle-Aged Dread; Hook, Line and Sink Her; The Naked Truth; Des. Det. Res.; Something in the Oven; A Night to Remember; A Brief Encounter; Alright on the Night; In the Spring; Business Contacts; and Get Me to the Church

Street: February 22, 2011                 SRP: $49.99

DVD 2-Disc Set: 12 episodes - Approx. 294 min. - British comedy - SDH subtitles
 



Share/Save/Bookmark

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

CAESAR & OTTO MEET DRACULA'S LAWYER -- short film review by porfle

 
If you've wondered what those two incredibly not-so-bright half brothers Caesar and Otto have been up to since I reviewed their previous features CAESAR AND OTTO and CAESAR AND OTTO'S SUMMER CAMP MASSACRE, here's an update: in their latest adventure, the dimwitted duo take on one of the world's most notorious bloodsuckers.  Dracula, you ask?  No, worse...his lawyer.

In the 16-minute short film CAESAR & OTTO MEET DRACULA'S LAWYER, slick shyster Jimmy Drainum (Francis Leik) drags our intrepid heroes before a judge to answer for the wrongful death of his client, Steven Dracula.  Steven is Count Dracula's lesser-known brother and is portrayed by Brian Dennehy's lesser-known brother, Ed Dennehy.  Since SUMMER CAMP MASSACRE featured a cameo by Martin Sheen's lesser-known brother Joe Estevez, might an encounter with Frank Stallone be in Caesar and Otto's future?  Or maybe even Don Swayze?


Things look bleak for our hapless heroes when Drainum presents faked evidence such as a video of Caesar and Otto brandishing guns and happily announcing "I just can't wait to kill Steve Dracula with this thing!"   It doesn't help that Judge Stoker Browning, played by Troma head honcho Lloyd Kaufman, is busy tweeting about how hungover he is and the defense lawyer is a ditzy blonde named F. "Bubbles" Cochran (Ashley Wren Collins). 

Dubious eyewitness testimony from Dr. Jekyll (Paul Ehlers) and the Wolf Man (Robert Lee Oliver) doesn't help matters, nor does the presence of Steve Dracula's estranged wife Deborah, played by SLEEPAWAY CAMP's legendary Aunt Martha herself, Desiree Gould.  (Debbie Rochon also appears as a TV news reporter.)  In the end, it looks like the only thing that can save the two innocent lads is an appearance by the deceased himself.


 

As usual, Paul Chomicki is like the human embodiment of Ren's canine pal Stimpy as the addlebrained but easygoing Otto.  Indy auteur Dave Campfield (who also gave us the nifty horror-suspense thriller DARK CHAMBER) is hilarious as ever playing effete tough guy Caesar, a Z-list actor whom we first see getting all excited over a TV news item about "green screen" technology ("Oh, this is good stuff!  Green screen!  Wow!" he effuses while scribbling in a note pad).  Which, coincidentally, is the technique used to put all of these separately-filmed actors together within a still-photo courtroom setting. 

With so many sight gags and one-liners flying all over the place, CAESAR & OTTO MEET DRACULA'S LAWYER is like a Mad Magazine parody come to life.  The pace is furious and the jokes, while hit-and-miss, are non-stop.  Done in black-and-white with a scratchy old-film effect, it's a fond homage to the classic Universal monster movies of the 30s and 40s.  While not yet available to the general public (although you can watch a clip here), it premiered last year at the Fright Night Film Festival and may be included as an extra whenever CAESAR & OTTO'S SUMMER CAMP MASSACRE finally comes out on DVD.  Keep watching that green screen!
 

Share/Save/Bookmark

Thursday, February 3, 2011

VANQUISHER Coming to Blu-ray & DVD March 8


See why vengeance never looked so good in Vanquisher coming to Blu-ray and DVD from Magnolia Home Entertainment!

Actors: Ben Seton, Daz Crawford
Format: Closed-captioned, Color, Dubbed, DVD, Subtitled, Widescreen, NTSC
Subtitles: English, Spanish
Number of discs: 1
Rated: R (Restricted)
Studio: Magnolia
DVD Release Date: March 22, 2011
Run Time: 90 minutes

Buy it at Amazon.com:
DVD
Blu-Ray
Share/Save/Bookmark