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Saturday, April 18, 2009

LOOK -- DVD review by porfle

These days, almost every aspect of our lives takes place under the watchful eye of a hidden camera. The average American, we're told, is captured on camera over 200 times daily. When writer-director Adam Rifkin (DETROIT ROCK CITY) began to notice this, it occurred to him that this would be an interesting way to tell a story about some of the people whose lives, loves, triumphs, tragedies, births, and deaths are recorded and can be played back by anyone with access to these records. And with his riveting mockumentary LOOK (2007), filmed solely from the point of view of different surveillance cameras, we become those hidden observers.

Right off the bat, Rifkin kicks the voyeuristic aspect of the film into high gear as we eavesdrop on two underage high school girls, Sherri and Holly, as they cavort naked in a dressing room at the mall. (Actresses Spencer Redford and Heather Hogan are both in their mid-20s, amazingly enough, so guys--you may gawk without guilt.) It doesn't take long to realize that these are two of the most vapid, preening, self-centered brats imaginable. On their way out of the store with a shoplifted item or two, they run into one of their teachers, Mr. Krebbs (Jamie McShane), and his extremely pregnant wife. Sherri, who is the very embodiment of the word "jailbait", hatches a devious plan to seduce the unsuspecting teacher and have sex with him just for kicks. This will lead to horrendous consequences that her ditzy little mind can't even begin to contemplate.

We begin to meet other characters whose stories will intertwine in unexpected ways. There's Marty, the cubicle-dwelling terminal nerd who is ridiculed by women and tormented by a bullying practical joker at work. Tony, a department store manager and compulsive letch, has sex with as many female employees as possible during work hours. Lawyer Ben and his wife Louise install "nanny-cams" in their apartment to ensure that their newborn baby isn't abused while they're at work. Willie and Carl, an irresponsible convenience-store clerk and his slacker pal, putter their way through the graveyard shift in unproductive (but funny) ways until one night they come face-to-face with two criminals suspected in the murder of a highway patrolman.

Each of these seemingly random storylines becomes more and more interesting as fate begins to bring them together. In the film's most disturbing scenes, we observe some mothers and their young daughters strolling through the mall, unaware that they're being stalked by a nondescript man in a blue fishing hat. He bides his time, waiting for the right opportunity to strike, and we know that sooner or later he'll succeed. For several of the characters in this film, terrible tragedy is inevitable, and there's nothing we can do but watch it unfold through the cameras' eyes.

Some scenes, such as the dashboard-cam view of the highway cop being overpowered by two thugs, are virtual re-enactments of actual footage you've seen if you watch reality video shows or YouTube. Some, we feel, will later be used as evidence. Often an unseen viewer zooms in on certain people and events, and fast-forwards through idle chatter to get to the good parts, like an omniscient Big Brother. Rifken states in the commentary track that he wanted it to appear as though someone with access to all of this material had selected and edited various segments in order to create a narrative.

There's no traditonal exposition, so you have to pay attention--which will undoubtedly turn a lot of viewers off. I found it interesting to become familiar with the various characters simply by observing their words and actions, which are presented in an entirely dispassionate manner that becomes subjective only when certain things are highlighted by a pan or a zoom. This method of storytelling, once you get used to it, offers its own unique fascination. It wouldn't work, of course, if the actors weren't natural enough to give us the feeling that we're eavesdropping on real, unsuspecting people. But after extensive casting sessions, the filmmakers have managed to choose actors who are more than capable of this. And in most scenes, the "extras" actually are real people.

It becomes obvious after awhile that the style of LOOK is less of a statement about privacy invasion than an offbeat way of giving the viewer a voyeuristic perspective on this multi-character narrative. It's interesting that if you wanted to tell someone's story, you could pretty much do so by gleaning footage from all the various hidden cameras that record their activitites every day. This includes the cameras we point at ourselves, such as Ben and Louise's "nanny-cams" and the ubiquitous cell phone cameras that turn average citizens into tabloid-style documentarians. One thing LOOK makes clear--whether we're in stores, cubicles, elevators, parking lots, hallways, buses, dressing rooms, or bathrooms, we are rarely truly alone and have very little privacy.

The DVD's image and sound quality are good, considering that the whole movie consists of simulated surveillance camera footage. A fun and informative commentary track features director Rifkin, producers Brad Wyman and Barry Schuler, and actor Hayes MacArthur ("Tony"). The half-hour featurette "Look at LOOK" is an entertaining video diary of the fifteen-day shoot. Lots of deleted scenes and outtakes, plus the teaser and trailer, round out the bonus features.

Before it's over, we witness a freeway car chase (containing actual police helicopter footage), a dramatic confession, a bomb threat, a live birth, an abominable act or two, and one truly jaw-dropping revelation. Entire lives are quietly and irrevocably destroyed. A woman farts in an elevator--a man masturbates at his desk. And we watch, because LOOK is a compelling and very entertaining exploration of the joys of seeing what we're not supposed to see.
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MONSTERS FROM THE VAULT #26 -- Another Awesome Issue For Classic Horror Fans


Hello? HELLO? Okay, as soon as you're done admiring that totally awe-inspiring Daniel Horne painting of Karloff from THE WALKING DEAD, which graces the cover of MONSTERS FROM THE VAULT issue #26, then we'll discuss the contents. Whenever you're ready. Like, sometime this week. ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME? Oh, the heck with it--I think I wanna gawk at that cool cover some more myself...

Once inside, we find editor Jim Clatterbaugh's "View From the Vault", which includes a tribute to the late Forry Ackerman, followed by the always interesting letters section where readers get to sound off about this, that, and t'other.

Kicking off the ish in grand style is the scintillatin' saga of "Boris Karloff at Warner Bros., 1935-1939", which describes in great detail the circumstances behind Karloff's sojourn from the Universal Studios lot in order to make THE WALKING DEAD, WEST OF SHANGHAI, THE INVISIBLE MENACE, DEVIL'S ISLAND, and BRITISH INTELLIGENCE for the brothers Warner during the late 30s. As fate would have it, I've never had the chance to see a single one of those films over the years. But just as in the days of FM, it's always interesting to read about movies like this (and salivate over the wealth of juicy Karloff stills) even if I haven't seen them yet. Especially when the article is written by horror historian Greg Mank, who really knows his way around this stuff and can always make it informative and fun.

Gary D. Rhodes keeps things rolling with "One Browning, Two Helens, and a Host of Fakes", the story behind the 1929 production of Tod Browning's THE THIRTEENTH CHAIR. For Browning, the enigmatic director whose work has been alternately critically praised and derided throughout the years, the film began "a shift away from collaborations with Lon Chaney and the beginning of his work with Lugosi." It also continues his fondness for "fakery and deception" so evident in LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT and its later remake, MARK OF THE VAMPIRE.

Largely unseen until it began to turn up on Ted Turner's TNT and TCM channels, the film is of interest today mainly due to its being the first Browning-Lugosi collaboration. David Skal and Elias Savada speculate in their book Dark Carnival that this apparent miscasting of Lugosi may have actually been intended as a screen test for the upcoming DRACULA. Rhodes contends that this is unlikely and that Lugosi, rather than being miscast, was simply cast interestingly against type. Rhodes then treats us to an exhaustive look at the film itself--along with another series of choice photos--detailing the differences between it and Bayard Veiller's play, which opened on Broadway in 1916.

Next up is "Vampires, Zombies, and Sorcerers: The Best of Hammer Horror in the 1960s." According to authors Mark Clark and Bryan Senn: "When MFTV learned that we were co-authoring a comprehensive guide to horror films of the 1960s...tentatively titled Sixties Shockers: Horror Films of the 1960s, editor Jim Clatterbaugh asked us to name our choices for the best films of the decade to emerge from England's fabled Hammer Films." This sneak peek at their upcoming book goes into detail about three key Hammer films--THE BRIDES OF DRACULA, PLAGUE OF THE ZOMBIES, and THE DEVIL'S BRIDE--and is a delight for Hammer fans.

"Universal-International's The Strange Door (1951): Part One" is another sneak peek, this time courtesy of authors Tom Weaver and Steve Kronenberg, of a chapter from their upcoming book, Univeral Terrors: The 1950s (the long-awaited sequel to Universal Horrors). Part One looks at the inspiration, synopsis, and cast of this '51 film which I saw on TV a few times as a kid and always found perversely compelling, with rich performances by Boris Karloff and Charles Laughton.

An interesting note is that Laughton chose to play up the humor inherent in his flamboyantly vile lead character, and, while director Joseph Pevney recounts this being his and Laughton's intention all along, Elsa Lanchester is quoted as saying that Pevney wasn't aware of this during filming and was shocked by the audience laughter at the inital preview!

"Films From the Vault" offers another batch of insightful DVD reviews by Mark Clark. This time he weighs in on "Fox Horror Classics Volume 2" (featuring CHANDU THE MAGICIAN, DRAGONWYCK, and DR. RENAULT'S SECRET) and "Icons of Horror: Hammer Films" (featuring SCREAM OF FEAR, THE TWO FACES OF DR. JEKYLL, THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY'S TOMB, and THE GORGON).

And finally, "Books From the Vault" reteams Clark and Bryan Senn for reviews of I Talked With a Zombie:Interviews with 23 Veterans of Horror and Sci-Fi Films and Television and Creature Features: Nature Turned Nasty in the Movies.

In a 4/7/09 message to readers of the Classic Horror Film Board, editor Jim Clatterbaugh offers this update: "Now that software, hardware, malware, and virus issues on my computer have been resolved and I've recovered from a brief illness (all of which created havoc on my production schedule for Monsters from the Vault #26), I'm happy to announce that the issue finally went to press this morning! I'll be getting my proof after work today (if all goes well) and my printer says I should have copies back in 10 working days (around April 21st or 22nd). I should be doing my mass mailing on the weekend of the April 25-26 and all copies should be in the mail come April 27th. The issue should start showing up in comic book stores on April 29th or May 6th.

"A BIG thanks to our readers for their patience!"

For information on subscriptions, back issues, and a whole lot more, check out the MFTV website today!
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The Goth Kids Won’t Know What Hit Them..."GOTHKILL" Available on DVD 5/12/09

"Grown men shouldn't wear shiny black lipstick, and GOTHKILL is bloody good fun."
– B Through Z

"Deals with the Devil may not be new to horror films, but Connelly’s spin on the premise is fresh."
– Soho Journal

Wild Eye Releasing is pleased to announce release of cult New York midnight movie GOTHKILL on DVD. Featuring the dark talents of Flambeaux, and FUSE favorite Mistress Juliya.

When Catholic Priest and Inquisitor Nicholas Dread finds out that innocents are being burned as witches he decides to do something about it. Unfortunately for him, his superiors don’t agree and he’s burned at the stake alongside two women he forced confessions from. While dying, Nick curses god and makes a pact with Satan to reign over his own kingdom someday at any cost.

Now, in 21st century New York City, Dread has returned to finish the deal. His end of the bargain with Satan must be fulfilled, and many will die so Dread can take the throne in his kingdom of over one hundred thousand corrupt souls. He just has to find the right bunch of victims…and it just so happens the best Goth Club in the city is ripe for this bloodthirsty butcher bent on revenge!

Can a group of Goths and wanna-be vampires hold their own when the real thing arrives?

This tongue-in-cheek, JJ Connelly horror fest features a willing cast of New York underground and avant guard music and fetish performers, including Flambeaux, Eve Blackwater, and FUSE’s Mistress Juliya.

Official Selections: Coney Island Film Festival (2008) and Evil City Film Festival (2009)

Most Evil Extras
• Audio/video commentary by Connelly, Falmbeaux and Blackwater
• Q&A with JJ Connelly from a New York City screening
• GOTHKILL live performance chronicle
• Production and publicity still galleries
• Original trailers
Street Date: May 12, 2009
Retail: $19.95
Run Time: 75 minutes

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Some Thoughts on Cannibal Holocaust

I was just thinking about Cannibal Holocaust recently and some of the thoughts I felt about the movie. In lieu of doing a standard review I decided to list my general observations and thoughts on the film. Feel free to comment on any of these points.

  1. I think the structuring of the story is just genius. I always expected it to turn into one giant flashback, instead it the viewing room scene was one where the audience is always aware they are in the viewing room and not just dissolved into a flashback. I really kept expecting it to just default to some sort of flashback structure. Deodato was smart in avoiding this easy pitfall, instead the audience becomes another viewing room member with the other characters. It does not feel detached, because we do not become detached from the footage. I just feel the way the entire story and narrative is arranged is quite clever and if it was in a more linear method or used obvious flashback methods (dissolves to, instead of viewing the raw footage) the movie would have not been nearly as good. The care and skill in the structuring of the narrative raises it beyond the simple cannibal movie.
  2. Robert Kerman is excellent, he really represents the audience as a sort of moral authority looking in, while not becoming too pandering. He is a decent person, not someone party to the actions, the type of person we would hope to be in this type of situation. He is almost like an avatar for the audience. It's funny Kerman in real life in reference to the movie has become somewhat like his character. I think the debate between him and the interview on the Grindhouse DVD release extras about not including the animal killings, is extremely interesting, a little uncomfortable, but at the same time well argued and similar to his character in the movie. I just felt that Kerman gave a great performance in the film and deserves a lot of praise, for bringing humanity to a movie with almost anything but humanity.
  3. In regard to the animal killings, I didn't have so much as a disturbed view as much as an annoyed/pissed off view, with a "Deadato come on what the fuck" approach. I still hold the view that Dedato could have used special effects and was just lazy, with the mondo genre as a way to justify and excuse his laziness, it's no different from the attitude that John Landis had on The Twilight Zone shoot. I mean look what Fulci did earlier in Lizard in a Women's skin. I think it's a shame that the footage was done, because it really detracts so much from the other qualities the movie has and would still have if it was done during special effects. Still, I wouldn't watch it cut, at least not the first time and even after that, the animals are long dead and in a sense its no different than the turtle episode of Iron Chef (which interestingly my wife was never bothered by, but her friend at the time who had a pet turtle was understandably horrified with). It's wrong and cruel and something Deodato should feel like a piece of shit for doing and if made today prosecuted for it. I wouldn't hold it against someone who didn't want to see it. It's not fun stuff to watch, even more so because Deodato didn't have to do it.
  4. The final death reel of the crew did not bother me that much. It may sound strange, but we have seen tons of footage of them committing atrocities prior to this that seem like something the Nazi's would do. It may come from watching too much kung fu or Cheng Cheh, but I felt they got a sense of justified vengeance for the horrors they committed (granted rape is not something I'm saying was right or approve of), they brought their own actions upon themselves. I did not find it harrowing, but more of a "die your motherfuckers" approach (once again discounting the rape aspect). I mean I never hear anyone express sympathies for Rhoades in Day of the Dead and he hardly did anything to rival the camera crew.
  5. At the same time you don't exactly fall in love with the cannibals, I mean raping a women for adultery with a sharp object is just fucking wrong. You can say cultural relativism all you want, but I'm not buying it, even if they are supposed to be detached from the modern world. Now it is interesting that when the camera crew goes Entzapgruppen, that you never notice any of the villagers doing anything wrong and they also look extremely docile and just terrified. It divorces them from the earlier footage we have seen. In fact and I feel sort of wrong making this comparison, but I can't help thinking that Deodato was drawing thoughts of vengeance that he felt may have been believed after the liberation of concentration camps, both by the Allies and Nazi victims. There are certainly examples of it occurring (though no rape or obviously cannibalism), and it's hard to blame those people. There is just something about the imprisoned and degraded prisoners taking revenge. It's not something limited to the Holocaust, but Deodato is no idiot and certainly not a person without a sense of history. I mean if you think of it on the surface besides the scene with the burning of the tribesmen, the title makes absolutely no sense, may be it means more, but that's more of a hunch than anything I have facts to prove. I know Deodato has gone on record it was more of a look at the media gone wild, but I don't think that excludes anything else from being read from the movie, even if it was made as simply commercial cinema.
  6. The movie is wonderfully shot and scored. The contrast of the opening theme, which sounds more at home with of Riz Orlanti's western scores contrasted to the track "Adulteress' Punishment", which is a mixture of an adagio and pervading feeling of electronic dehumanization and death, helps to add to the further contradiction that is Cannibal Holocaust. The cinematography and it's quality should not be surprising considering Deodato's training and the people who he worked with when coming up in the Italian film industry. I think part of the skill is that the movie doesn't suffer from the problem of having something stick out to us as the audience as "oh its fake and they're trying to make us think It's real" which is insulting when its done crappily, say with Imovie adding grain or scratches. You can still think its fake, but if you're not being insulted by it, then you won't mind it. It's why I hate fake news stations, countries, or leaders in movies that are supposed to be realistic, and at the same time reek of fakeness (that is not to infer it is impossible or always wrong to do), it just removes me from the movie, the use of lots of NYC location shooting helped a lot too.
  7. One thing to keep in mind is that I saw this with the benefit of knowing it's not real, which a lot of people at the time legitimately had no clue if parts of it were real or such. I've talked to a person who saw it during its initial release and said that's one of the important things to remember if you saw it later on.
  8. The movie is in my opinion excellent and one all should see (even if you choose to watch the cruelty free cut), it is more than a simple Cannibal film, it is beautiful, yet disgusting, grindhouse, yet made with skill, it's offensive, yet moral, it's full of damn contradictions, but is still incredible and one people should see at some point.

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Emanuelle and the White Slave Trade DVD Review by 42nd St Pete

Emanuelle and the White Slave Trade 1978 Directed by Joe D’Amato Starring Laura Gemser, Gabriele Tinti and Ely Galleani DVD released by Severin Films.


I always said that Joe D’Amato was one of the best when it came to erotic films , either hard or softcore. Joe was a master at this genre, yet totally sleazy with other genres. Joe had a long collaboration with Laura Gemser, one of the most sensual women in the history of exploitation and grindhouse. Gemser’s exotic looks and smoldering sensuality gave all us 70’s grindhouse junkies fantasies. She made the character she played, Emanuelle, an extension of her personality.


This was their last Emanuelle film together. The film starts out in Africa as Emanulle and her assistant are looking to expose a mobster who is hiding out. She arranges for her and her assistant to be introduced to the gentleman. She has a camera hidden in her zippo lighter. Lots of very hot sex scenes occur before the job is done.


She catches wind of a prostitution ring run by her real life husband, Gabriele Tinti. We see an auction in New York as young girls, with hairy armpits, are auctioned off. One girl, who is supposed to be a “16 year old virgin” has more hair under her arms than I have left on my head. Just think of brillo pads. The girls parade in and do a strip before the potential buyers. They are very calm for girls being sold as sex slaves.


Anyway after a lot more sex, Emanuelle agrees to work in a high end brothel in San Diego. She befriends a cross dresser and they plan an escape. They are cornered by thugs and we are treated to a tranny kung fu fight until he/she gets killed and Emanuelle has sex with multiple men at once. The ring is exposed, Emanuelle gets her story and this film got lost for a good many years.



Grainy 10th generation bootlegs made the rounds of the convention circuits until Severin Films got a complete print from a private European collector. It most likely came from one of my customers on Ebay. Anyway this print is beautiful, a must for any D’Amato/ Gemser fan. It showcases Joe’s strengths as a director of erotica and Laura Gemser clothed or naked is breathtaking. If it’s skin you’re looking for, it’s all right here, three ways, girl on girl, the afore mentioned multiple partner love making session, and hot, & hairy Euro chics. The ‘plot” is just a framing device to showcase Laura. There were many hot women in grindhouse films in the 70’s. You had Pam Grier, Angel Thompkins, Christina Lindberg, Tiffany Bolling, Cheryl Rainbeaux Smith, and others, but to a lot of us, Laura Gemser was our Queen of Exploitation Cinema. Kudos to Severin Films for unearthing this lost gem.


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Previously Unreleased Shaws Coming to DVD!

My good friend Jack passed along some great news for all Shaw Brother's Fans! This is text he wrote for his side and kindly allowed us to repost.



In 1973 Danish soft-porn actress BIRTE TOVE received an offer she couldn't refuse: To star in a handful of Shaw Brothers films in Hong Kong!

Three or four years ago my friend Nils Markvardsen in Denmark interviewed Birte Tove for his Danish language film magazine eXtase but, uh, the little gnomes who live in the dark shadows of my house have obviously decided to borrow the mag just to piss me off now that I'm writing this piece (but who can blame them; All those nice pix of a young miss Tove!) . So unfortunately I can't check facts but if memory serves me right Birte Tove said she didn't really know what kind of movies she were to star in and she didn't know anything about Shaw Brothers.

[from The Mini-Skirt Gang]

Well, even so the Danish babe made three films while she was in Hong Kong; BAMBOO HOUSE OF DOLLS (1973), SEXY GIRLS OF DENMARK (1973), and THE MINI-SKIRT GANG (1974).

Obviously I don't have to tell you anything about BAMBOO HOUSE OF DOLLS (in which she plays opposite none other than the guy with the baddest and meanest face on celluloid ever if you ask me: Lo Lieh!). BAMBOO HOUSE is heralded as one of the (if not thee) best WIP films.

SEXY GIRLS OF DENMARK is a kung fu sex comedy and was actually shot partly in Copenhagen (again, thanks to those damn gnomes I can't check my issue of eXtase to see how much of the film was actually shot in Denmark but I believe most of it was). The last film Birte Tove shot in HK, THE MINI-SKIRT GANG was... well, actually I don't really know!

[Mini-Skirt Gang]

In contradiction to BAMBOO HOUSE the other two films have been impossible to watch for many years. MINI-SKIRT has never had any form of home-cinema release on neither video, VCD or laserdisc. And I don't believe SEXY GIRLS has been out either in any format. If it has it would have been a long time ago maybe on laserdisc. And to the best of my knowledge, none of them have been shown at the cinema since their initial cinema run either, nor have they been screened on any TV channels.

About three or four years ago Celestial in Hong Kong put out both BAMBOO HOUSE and SEXY GIRLS but until now MINI-SKIRT has remained completely unreleased and thus a big mystery; What's the film even about? Is it a kung fu movie, a crime movie, a comedy, a sex comedy, a mix of it all, what??? All we've had was a few lobby cards and one short review on Hong Kong Movie Data Base from someone who watched it when it ran at his local cinema in early '75 (you can read it here)



Well, dear reader, you don't have to wonder much longer because... finally... after having remained in the dark for almost 35 years... it seems THE MINI-SKIRT GANG is finally going to get it long overdue re-release!!!

In an interview in the recently publish second issue of the Swedish fanzine Gory-Glory magazine Jan Schmidt of Another World Entertainment (AWE) reveals that AWE are going to release all three Birte Tove films on the Scandinavian market INCLUDING THE MINI-SKIRT GANG!!! How utterly fantastic is that!!!

The booklet for MINI-SKIRT GANG is written by Mads Jensen and I asked him about the release and he tells me the DVD is probably going to come out in a couple of months from now.



Maybe this is a lost masterpiece whose rebirth we are going to witness and treasure for years to come! Or maybe it'll turn out to be utter crap - but no matter what it's pretty exiting. Hell yeah!!



As so often before, a tip o'the hat to Jan Schmidt and Kenneth Eriksen of AWE for putting out some rare shit that most people didn't even think of. Good on ya mates!!!

PS: And hey AWE gents; now that you're doing Hong Kong/Danish stuff anyway; how about getting hold of ADVENTURE IN DENMARK and release that one as well??? Jack Stevenson & Nils regularly show an English print at a local cinema so it wouldn't be that difficult!




If you would like to read more about the three films you can follow the links there to Hong Kong Movie Data Base where you can read review, check credits, and see stills and shit. And in contradiction to the other movie data base the info at HKMDb is pretty accurate. LOL.

BAMBOO HOUSE OF DOLLS

SEXY GIRLS OF DENMARK

THE MINI-SKIRT GANG



UP-DATE: just after I'd finished the above I received a bit more info on the releases and SOME SCREEN GRABS!!!



[click all scans for bigger size]

Thanks to Mads Jensen I can now present to you the very first screen grabs from MINI-SKIRT GANG. By the way, I have previously referred to the film as THE MINI-SKIRT GANG but the title card clearly doesn't have "the" in the title.



Nils Markvardsen (of eXtase magazine) tells me he has written the Danish booklet for SEXY GIRLS OF DENMARK while Mads took care of the remaining two, BAMBOO HOUSE OF DOLLS and MINI-SKIRT GANG. The three DVDs will probably hit the Scandinavian streets in a couple of months!





If you read one of the Scandinavian lingos you might wanna check out this Birte Tove interview that a Danish newspaper did with her shortly after Nils spoke to her for eXtase. Click here.
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Monday, April 13, 2009

LAST CHANCE HARVEY -- DVD review by porfle



 My sister would've loved LAST CHANCE HARVEY (2008). For people who get into this kind of stuff, that's all the recommendation it needs. She would've rented it, we would've watched it, I would've been bored stiff, she would've loved it. That's how that worked.

Dustin Hoffman, utilizing roughly the amount of acting talent contained in his left pinky, stars as the title shlub, who writes commercial jingles but is getting pushed out because hey, it's a young man's game. Meanwhile, his daughter is getting married--in England, for some reason--so Harvey has to fly there over the weekend.

 He finds that not only are his ex-wife Jean (Kathy Baker) and estranged daughter not making him a welcome member of the wedding party, but also that the bride-to-be would like for her stepfather Brian (James Brolin) to give her away because she feels closer to him. Ouch! I don't have any kids but even I had to feel that one.


So anyway, Harvey keeps running into this attractive Englishwoman named Kate (Emma Thompson), who's also single and lonely, and he begins to court her. It's all tentative and autumnal and "been burned before", but you don't have to be the Amazing Kreskin to figure out that these two will eventually fall in love. But first, Kate agrees to accompany Harvey to his daughter's wedding reception, where he'll make one last effort to win back her affection and gain some respect.

This is one of those movies that gets described as a "bittersweet romantic comedy", to which I usually react the way vampires react to crosses and garlic. It's not bad, though--in fact, it's quite easy to take, with an excellent cast and a straightforward script that doesn't get bogged down in too much unnecessary mush.

 It's pretty much stripped down to the basics, intercutting the sad but amusing circumstances of the lonely-but-funny Harvey and Kate (slathered with the sort of piano-and-strings music that lets us know how to feel about everything) until they "meet cute" and settle into "getting-to-cutely-know-you" mode. Kate wearily plays hard to get, Harvey wears her down with his hangdog charm--you know the drill.


Writer-director Joel Hopkins makes all of this look very good without intruding. He also displays an admirable ability to keep things free of melodrama and maudlin sentimentality. Emotional scenes between Harvey and his ex-wife and daughter are given just enough weight to make them effective, and what could've been a truly mawkish show-stopper moment--Harvey's butting into Brian's toast at the reception in order to make one of his own--is handled just right.

Not handled so well are certain sequences such as Harvey and Kate looking like total idiots on the dance floor, and a silly earlier scene when Harvey agrees to buy Kate a gown for the party and we get the usual goofy montage of her twirling and prancing around in one stupid outfit after another. Such scenes are a shortcut to establishing Harvey and Kate's growing mutual affection, and come off mainly as a storyteller's crutch.

Also not so great is a subplot about Kate's paranoid mom (Eileen Atkins) constantly fretting over the actions of her new Polish neighbor, whom she suspects of being a serial killer, and a late complication in Harvey and Kate's budding relationship that seems arbitrarily tacked-on.


DVD image and sound quality are good, with 2.35:1 widescreen and Dolby Digital. Extras include a laidback commentary track featuring stars Hoffman and Thompson and director Hopkins. There's also a featurette entitled "An Unconventional Love Story--The Making of Last Chance Harvey" which lasts almost twenty minutes. Trailers for this and other films are included.

Dustin Hoffman can be fascinating to watch, especially when he chooses vehicles that are equally intriguing. And sometimes he does stuff like this, which requires him to exercise about one-tenth of his acting talent. But for what it is, LAST CHANCE HARVEY is the kind of competently-made, impeccably-cast effort that you should find quite enjoyable if the words "bittersweet romantic comedy" don't make you hiss, turn into a bat, and seek refuge in the nearest coffin.


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Saturday, April 11, 2009

B.T.K. -- DVD review by porfle

The same tall, imposing figure, dressed in coveralls, relentlessly stalking his next hapless victim--Kane Hodder remains as intimidating a screen presence now as he did as Jason Voorhees in the FRIDAY THE 13TH films. But there's no hockey mask here, only the face of a normal, everyday guy. Yet there's something about it that isn't quite right, something a little off...just enough to give you the creeps. Because this isn't the face of a mindless killing machine. It's the guy next door.

Which is one of the reasons B.T.K. (2008) is so effective. Hodder plays Dennis L. Rader, a devoted husband and father of two grown daughters, a man active in his church, a man with a fairly responsible position--he's what's called a "compliance officer", which means he gets to wear an official-looking uniform and drive around his sleepy Kansas town in a white van, looking for infractions of various city ordinances. Rader takes this job seriously, perhaps a bit too seriously, to the point of being anally obsessive and at times downright hostile toward people who let their poodles run loose or don't keep their lawns trimmed (he actually measures the grass). Not only does this feed his voracious ego and help bolster his feelings of inadequacy, but it also gives him an opportunity to scope out potential victims--the women who will be his next targets for home invasion and brutal murder.

B.T.K. isn't your usual colorfully-inane slasher flick for teenagers to hoot and throw popcorn at. It's closer to the somber, uncomfortably realistic feel of HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER, although Dennis isn't quite the remote, solitary cold fish that Henry was. He revels in his family life and his community and church activities, as long as he has brutal murder as a release valve for his pent-up rage and an outlet for his sexual frustrations. Hodder is great at portraying the two sides of Dennis--he's all smiles and banal cordiality until the little psycho-dial in his head inches into the red and he starts turning into a monster. And with his hulking physique, bull neck, and big, powerful hands, he's someone you wouldn't want coming after you.

Writer-director Michael Feifer doesn't go in for the flashy, elaborate kills that require the services of guys like Tom Savini or the inventiveness of Rube Goldberg. The real thing is scary enough when presented in a realistic way, as he does here. The performances in B.T.K. are generally good (Hodder himself is excellent) and natural enough that we feel for these everyday people whom Dennis strangles, stomps to death, smothers with plastic bags, or simply shoots in the head. The fear we all feel of having a vicious killer stalking us in our own homes is vividly portrayed. Feifer uses a hand-held camera to good effect and deftly stages the terror sequences so that they're both unnerving and emotionally disturbing. Direction and editing are above average throughout. Not every scene works, of course, and some of the later ones with Rader's family discovering the truth about him as police investigators move in are less than successful.

As the film goes on, we're taken deeper and deeper into Dennis' whacked-out mind while also getting disquieting glimpses from the victims' POV as well. One rather shocking scene shows him tracking down and getting revenge on a hooker who ran out on him earlier in the film--he decorates the wall with her husband's brains and begins to strangle her, which we see through her eyes as her vision dims, then returns, over and over again as Dennis sadistically brings her to the point of death several times before the kill. Then, he suddenly sees his own daughter in her place and freaks out. His mental state becomes even more unstable later on until ultimately we're just as unsure as he is of what's real and what isn't. Which leads to one of the film's most disturbing moments--a final twist that ends the story on a disorienting, dispiriting note.

Picture and sound quality are good--the DVD image is 16 x 9 widescreen with 5.1 surround audio. My screener contained no extras but the final release should boast a commentary track featuring director Feifer and Kane Hodder, a stills gallery, trailers, and Spanish subtitles.

B.T.K. (the title stands for "bind, torture, kill" after the infamous B.T.K. Killer, who inspired this fictional account) isn't a "fun" movie by any means. But it is often harrowing, disturbing, and effective. Mainly because the killer isn't a faceless automaton in a mask, or a grossly disfigured monster, but just some guy you might pass by on the street. Or glimpse out of the corner of your eye while sitting at home alone at night, right before he whips the plastic bag over your head.
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Friday, April 10, 2009

GHOSTS OF GOLDFIELD -- DVD review by porfle

I didn't like the film version of THE SHINING, so any horror movie about ghosts in a big old hotel is going to have to outdo Kubrick in order to win me over. (Okay, that may be a slight exaggeration.) And like the little engine that could, GHOSTS OF GOLDFIELD (2009) huffs and puffs its little heart out trying to do just that. But despite the best efforts of all involved, it never really builds up much steam.

Julie (Marnette Patterson of "Charmed") is a psych major who's doing a thesis on ghosts, so she rounds up some college friends to help her shoot a film inside the haunted Goldfield Hotel, situated in a ghost town in the middle of the Nevada desert. The main reason the place is haunted is because long ago, the rich bastard who built it tortured his mistress Elizabeth (Ashly Rae) to death in one of the rooms after finding out she was cheating on him with the hotel's bartender. He also tossed the couple's illegitimate baby down a mine shaft (what a sweet guy!), so now Elizabeth's ghost roams the corridors wailing "Where's my baby?" (And no, dingos are not involved.)

There's some other stuff mentioned about the hotel being a portal between the worlds of the living and the dead, but nothing much ever comes of this. And the fact that Elizabeth (who resembles Juliette Lewis after a bad weekend) seems to be the only ghost in the whole place for much of the movie really cuts down on the haunt factor. First-time director Ed Winfield displays little skill at building suspense or putting together effective scare sequences, while the cast seem unable to convincingly convey extreme emotions when necessary. Even their casual banter often seems awkwardly improvised, though much of the blame for this is probably due to the writers not giving them much to work with.

Besides Julie, there's her straitlaced boyfriend Dean (Scott Whyte), nice-guy cameraman Chad (TWILIGHT's Kellan Lutz), obligatory jackass Mike (Richie Chance), who stays drunk most of the time and likes to jump out and scare people, and Keri (Mandy Amano), the whiner who's constantly griping about being hungry or tired when she isn't swiping stuff from the hotel to sell on eBay. You know your cast isn't too impressive when the best performance comes from "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, who plays Elizabeth's secret lover Jackson Smith (in flashback) with something resembling two strips of beef jerky glued to his jowls to represent old-timey sideburns.


As expected, members of the group begin to wander off by themselves down dark, spooky corridors as soon as they enter the hotel. Director Winfield relies heavily on shots of mysterious figures flitting past the camera, clutching hands, and other familiar stuff to keep us on edge. The ghostly image of Elizabeth wandering around with her blazing red eyes, flowing white gown, and crazed expression are somewhat effective at times. Late in the story we begin to get a few gory kill scenes, but nothing very elaborate. Also as expected, nobody is able to get a signal on their cell phones! It's inevitable nowadays that horror movies must deal with this issue, and lately it seems more and more as though scriptwriters are simply saying "Screw it--the cell phones don't work."

The DVD is in 16x9 widescreen with 2.0 stereo sound. Direction and photography are average at best, and at times not very good. I viewed a screener with the movie only, but the release version promises a director's commentary, stills gallery, and trailers.

During the story, Julie begins to have visions of herself in the hotel during a past life, and her possible connection with Elizabeth's tragic demise leads to a downbeat and somewhat surprising finale that sends the movie off on a high note. GHOSTS OF GOLDFIELD is an okay time-waster if you're not in a very demanding mood; otherwise, chances are you'll find it more tame and tedious than scary.


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Thursday, April 9, 2009

SAM'S LAKE -- DVD review by porfle

"Lame title", I thought as I started watching SAM'S LAKE (2005). Before long, I was also thinking, "Lame movie." Now that I've seen it, though, the title isn't so lame, and the movie only wants you to think it's lame. For awhile, anyway.

At first, this looks like nothing more than the latest dip out of that communal spring where hack writers seem to draw the same old by-the-numbers story over and over again. A group of twenty-something friends from the city decide to spend a few days in Sam's (Fay Masterson) secluded family cabin, run into some creepy locals on the way, and find out that there's supposed to be a psycho killer running loose in the woods. Not only does this stuff write itself, it's already been written a couple of thousand times before.

Strangely enough, this is about the most boring bunch ever to inhabit this sort of flick. Not once does the gay guy, Dominik (Salvatore Antonio), snap his fingers and say "You go, girl!" The black guy, Franklin (Stephen Bishop--no, not the singer), isn't one of those hip-hop gangsta types who only hangs out with white people for some reason. He doesn't even say "Yo." And the girls--Sam, Kate (Sandrine Holt), and Melanie (Megan Fahlenbock)--aren't sluts! What the hell? This is such a tame bunch that they don't even get drunk and yell "Par-tay!" at the forest animals.

Mostly they sit around the campfire telling scary stories (Sam tells a doozy about a kid who escapes from a mental institution, finds his way home, and kills his whole family), or gaze at the stars and have intimate conversations. Even when Sam's old local-boy friend Jesse (William Gregory Lee) shows up, he turns out to be a sensitive soul who goes all moony-eyed for Kate. The performances are restrained, to say the least, the dialogue is distinctly unmemorable, and the film itself is so low-key that it might even be called the first Zen slasher flick.

I figured writer-director Andrew C. Erin had to be up to something here. There's a fairly atmospheric opening flashback where we see the events that inspired Sam's campfire tale, but after that we mainly get a few of those little "gotchas" where a mysterious figure scoots past the camera real quick to make us jump. And scenery--lots and lots of pretty scenery. It's actually sorta relaxing, like one of those video fireplaces but with occasional murders.

Things get a tad more interesting when Sam insists that the group make a nocturnal field trip to the boarded-up house where the boy in her story is supposed to have murdered his family. After some semi-scary stuff happens, they hightail it back to the cabin with a book Franklin found in a hole in the wall. The book turns out to be the boy's journal.

It's at this point, when Dominik reads the strange journal to the rest of the group, that SAM'S LAKE pulls the old dipsy-doodle on us. I realize that a lot of you smarties out there probably will have already figured it out, but it took me completely by surprise even though I thought I already had it figured out. It's such a cool twist that, suddenly, I loved this movie! Well, maybe not "love", but definitely a kind of fond acceptance. All of the movie's previous lameness suddenly made sense--it was just lulling us into a false sense of "suck" in order to set us up for the grand "WTF?" moment.

I haven't seen the trailer for this (I watched a screener, so no extras) so I don't know how much it gives away. But I'm not going to spoil anything for you. I will say that after this point--which occurs about two-thirds of the way in--the movie gets a lot more fun. I don't want to build it up too much, because it still isn't that great. It's not all that scary, and gorehounds will be disappointed. But compared to where I originally thought this movie was going (like, nowhere), the final third of SAM'S LAKE is a bit of a hoot.
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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

CARNIVOROUS -- DVD review by porfle

A little boy named Alan Cade steals a magic "Kulev" stick from an old Cajun witch doctor, pops a crayon in one end, and draws a picture of a giant alligator-headed snake monster killing his abusive stepdad. Voila--one giant alligator-headed snake monster comin' up, and before you know it, bad stepdad is toast.

CARNIVOROUS, aka "Lockjaw: Rise of the Kulev Serpent" (2008), then whisks us ahead several years to find grown-up Alan (Louis Herthum) blissfully married to his childhood sweetheart Becky. But when a truckload of pesky teenagers on their way to a secluded cabin for the weekend run over Alan's beloved without even looking back to see what that "thump" was, a heartbroken Alan whips out the old magic stick again and starts drawing. In no time, the teens start getting dragged one by one into the sugar cane field surrounding their cabin by a big, mean you-know-what.

I tend to lower my expectations when it comes to low-budget horror flicks, so I'm often pleasantly surprised when they turn out to be pretty good. Unfortunately, the only way to not be disappointed by this totally blah film is to expect not to be entertained in any way, shape, or form. Aside from Alan and Becky, the characters are doggedly uninteresting and painfully unlikable, which is only made worse by some really bad performances. Even standard good girl Sam (Lauren Fain) and standard sensitive guy Kelly (Wes Brown) are annoying stiffs whom we would dearly love to see get eaten alive. Their moronic party-hearty cohorts are even worse, although slutty blonde Ashley (Victoria Vodar) tends to strip down to her red satin undies a lot and has an endearing snort when she laughs.

The film looks kind of like an episode of "Friday the 13th: The Series" only not as good or anywhere near as exciting. Amir Valinia's bland direction and a groan-filled script don't help much. The kill scenes are few and far between, and generate zero suspense. A couple of them, however, are amusing--one guy gets skewered while mounting his horny girlfriend, with the tip of the creature's wiggling tail sticking out of his chest. He deserves it. Another character gets summarily decapitated by said tail at such an odd moment that it isn't scary or shocking, but just sorta unexpectedly funny. As for the creature itself, it's passable, and certainly isn't the worst CGI I've ever seen in a low-budget flick. With more imaginative direction the creature scenes might've been somewhat exciting, but as it is they have little effect at all.

Rapper DMX, who's billed over the title, makes a halfhearted appearance toward the end. He's the grown-up son of the old Cajun from whom Alan stole the magic stick way back when, and now he's the only hope our heroes have of destroying the monster. I seem to remember DMX doing okay in EXIT WOUNDS alongside Steven Seagal, but here he barely registers. He's also one of the executive producers, which makes me wonder why he can't find something better than this to get involved with.

Bad horror flicks can be fun to watch if they aren't totally boring and you can laugh at them. It also helps if the filmmakers were obviously trying to make a good movie and failed in an entertaining way. Unfortunately, none of these conditions apply to CARNIVOROUS. In a word, it's simply--indigestible.
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

DARK REEL -- DVD review by porfle

In the black-and-white intro, which takes place in the 50s, a struggling actress named Scarlett May (Alexandra Holden) is lured into a dark movie soundstage late one night with the promise of a screen test. But the dapper young man calling himself a film producer turns out to be a machete-wielding psycho who hacks the blonde starlet to pieces.

After this bleak, noirish beginning, DARK REEL (2008) suddenly morphs into an uneven comedy-thriller hybrid as hypertense present-day producer Connor Pritchett (Lance Henriksen) puts up with flighty actors and an egotistical director in order to complete his latest cheapo opus, "The Pirate Wench." Edward Furlong plays a geeky film fan named Adam Waltz who wins the chance for a walk-on role in the production, and in a rather unlikely development hits it off with leading lady Cassie Blue (Tiffany Shepis) who, for some strange reason, falls for this pasty-looking shlub.

The shoot is proceeding normally when suddenly one of the castmembers is brutally murdered by a dark figure with long blonde hair and a really ugly mask. Soon after, the cast and crew are viewing dailies when Adam sees the ghost of Scarlett May on the screen, trying to tell him something. More bloody killings and ghostly manifestations take place until finally the truth is revealed and the mystery is solved. Or is it?

DARK REEL takes its own bloody time between murders. Much of the rest of the film is a rather droll comedy about low-budget filmmaking, though it's hardly as farcical as, say, HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD, with most of the cast playing it pretty deadpan and managing to turn in rather good performances. There are a few stalwart old pros on hand here, including Henriksen, Tony Todd as a no-nonsense homicide detective, and Tracey Walter as a tabloid reporter who always seems to turn up at the scene of the crime.

Edward Furlong, who looked like he'd died and gone to Career Hell when I saw him a few years ago in a celluloid disaster called VENICE UNDERGROUND, actually comes off pretty well here, and scream queen Tiffany Shepis, who seems to be busy as a beaver these days, does a very nice acting job. Rena Riffel is likable as Todd's movie-buff partner Detective LaRue, while Brooke Lyons is flat-out gorgeous in the role of Lance Henriksen's secretary Tanya. Whit Hertford, formerly one of the creepiest-looking child actors of all time (you may remember him from JURASSIC PARK and THE ADDAMS FAMILY) plays the creepy-looking Onion Chef (don't ask), while FX makeup guru Rick Baker does a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo.

The exploitation stuff is strong but sporadic. Tiffany does a little intermittent nudity and there are some other scantily-clad babes scampering around here and there, but there's lots of down time between this and the various bursts of gore. The murder scenes do get pretty graphic and surprisingly grim, with some close-up throat slashings and splattery dismemberments--one guy even gets beaten senseless with his own arm--and the ghostly supernatural stuff manages to generate a few slight chills. The rest of the film is dominated by that odd mix of drama and comedy, both of which somehow come off pretty well (thanks largely to the skills of a highly competent cast) although it's an uneasy blend. The finale is played mostly straight and is fairly suspenseful, with a nice twist or two.

Technically, this is one of the nicest-looking low budget slasher films you'll ever see, with rich photography and lighting by cinematographer Charles Rose and a good directing job by co-scripter Josh Eisenstadt. The music tends to get a bit overbearing at times. The DVD's visual and audio quality are good, with 1.85:1 widescreen and Dolby Digital sound. Since I viewed a screener, I can't comment on extras.

I wasn't expecting much from DARK REEL, so I was pleasantly surprised to find it so professionally done. It's a terrific-looking B-movie with a solid cast, some lovely ladies, and a fair amount of bloody mayhem for the gorehounds in the audience. The main drawback is that there's so much slow, talky stuff between the visceral thrills. I enjoyed the characters and was entertained by the scenes which amusingly satirize the world of low-budget filmmaking, but some may get a little restless waiting for various things to jiggle or splatter.
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What THEY Don't Want You To See!

HK and Cult Film News recently received a postcard promoting the upcoming DVD release of the Adam Rifkin film LOOK. We should've gotten a second one shortly thereafter, but didn't. In fact, the U.S. Post Office pulled the second card saying it was "too obscene" to send out in the mail. Here's why...

From NY Post’s Page Six Today:

Director Adam Rifkin (" Detroit Rock City ") is no smut peddler, but the US Postal Service is refusing to mail promotional postcards for his new movie, "Look," which show a man in his boxers entwined by a woman's legs. They say its obscene, even though there's no nudity. "We're all in shock," Rifkin told us. "Not only is it censorship, but with the post office in such financial straits, it's ridiculous they won't mail it."

Anchor Bay Entertainment will release LOOK, the provocative award-winning film, on DVD May 5, 2009. The film was written and directed by Adam Rifkin. It’s not surprising that the movie LOOK is stirring up a debate about personal freedom and our right to privacy.

Humorous, often disturbing, and always thought-provoking; LOOK is a film that reminds how we are all living our lives in the public (and government) eye. Cell phone cameras, webcams, reality TV and hidden security are now watching our every move. There are an estimated 30 million surveillance cameras in the U.S. and the average American is captured on camera more than 200 times daily. Raising the question: Are we ever really alone?


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Monday, April 6, 2009

June Releases From CBS Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Entertainment

PERRY MASON: SEASON 4, VOLUME 1
Perry Mason is an attorney who specializes in defending seemingly indefensible cases. With the aid of his secretary Della Street and investigator Paul Drake, he often finds that by digging deeply into the facts, startling things can be revealed. Relying on his outstanding courtroom skills, he often tricks or traps people into unwittingly admitting their guilt.

Actors: Raymond Burr, Barbara Hale, William Hopper
Format: Box set, Color, DVD-Video, Full Screen, NTSC
Language: English
Number of discs: 4
Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Studio: Paramount
DVD Release Date: June 9, 2009
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CANNON: SEASON 2 VOLUME 1
The weekly adventures of Frank Cannon, an overweight, balding ex-cop with a deep voice and expensive tastes in culinary pleasures, who becomes a high-priced private investigator. Since Cannon's girth didn't allow for many fistfights and gun battles (although there were quite a few), the series substituted car chases and high production values in their place.

Actors: William Conrad
Format: Box set, Color, DVD-Video, Full Screen, NTSC
Language: English
Number of discs: 3
Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Studio: Paramount
DVD Release Date: June 2, 2009
Run Time: 609 minutes
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THE CLEANER: SEASON 1
Each week "The Cleaner" follows Benjamin Bratt as William Banks, a recovering addict who helps others get clean by any means necessary as he struggles to maintain his own rocky personal life. Swenton is a wily smark aleck who is great undercover and always jealous of Akani, the beautiful, manipulative, and mysterious woman who always seems to get the best assignments and might just have a romantic past with William. Darnell is deeply indebted to William for helping his younger brother get clean, but he must balance his deep religious convictions with the kind of work required as part of William's team.

Together with this eclectic group, William works week-in and week-out to bring addicts of all kinds to the point where they are ready and willing to get help and begin the difficult process of getting clean. With every success and every failure, William wrestles with his own demons through an unusual relationship with God. He's a man caught between an unwavering commitment to his work, deep love for his family, and the ghosts of his own addictions. William Banks will risk everything to be The Cleaner.

Actors: Benjamin Bratt, Grace Park, Estaban Powell
Format: AC-3, Box set, Color, Dolby, Dubbed, DVD-Video, Subtitled, Widescreen, NTSC Language: English
Subtitles: English, Portuguese, Spanish
Number of discs: 4
Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Studio: Paramount
DVD Release Date: June 9, 2009
Run Time: 594 minutes
Extras: Sizzle Reel (The Mystery of William Banks), International Promo, Gag Reel, Deleted Scenes
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