

NOTHING LIKE THE HOLIDAYS -- DVD Review by Porfle
Originally posted on 8/9/09
From the looks of it, I thought this was going to be some sappy lightweight comedy or something, but it turned out to be right up my alley. Why? Because I'm a little twisted, and so is SUNSHINE CLEANING (2008), a cockeyed but wonderfully emotional comedy-drama about two sisters who find themselves in the business of cleaning up blood-splattered death scenes.
Amy Adams is dazzling as Rose Lorkowski, a former head cheerleader and prom queen who now runs a cleaning service while trying to cope with her intelligent but difficult son, Oliver (Jason Spevack), and flighty, irresponsible little sister Norah (Emily Blunt), whom she had to help raise after their mother's death. Rose is still "dating" former high school quarterback Mac (Steve Zahn), now a cop, even though he's married and has a second child on the way. When Oliver is expelled from school for "licking", Rose must think of a way to earn enough to afford to send him to a private school. Mac suggests, during one of their illicit motel room trysts, that she try the lucrative world of crime and trauma scene cleanup.
The funniest scenes occur as novices Rose and Norah bumble their way through their first jobs in this bloody and often downright disgusting profession. They scrape gore off the walls with toothbrushes and kitchen cleaner, toss bio-hazardous materials into dumpsters, and more often than not have to clean up their own barf along with everything else. Gradually, though, with the friendly guidance of Winston (Clifton Collins Jr., TRAFFIC), a one-armed model builder who runs the store where they buy their supplies, they start to get a tad more professional.
They also begin, inadvertently, to get more personally involved with the survivors. Rose sits with a suddenly-widowed elderly woman outside her home and comforts her until someone comes to pick her up. Norah, discovering a ribbon-bound stack of old photographs at the scene of a woman's suicide, tracks down her daughter Lynn (Mary Lynn Rajskub, "Mr. Show") who works at a blood bank. This leads to a tentative lesbian relationship as the two troubled women reach out to one another, discovering an emotional common ground that draws them together.
Of course, just when the sisters think they've found the magic key to post-mortem success, things start to go wrong. Rose finally makes the amazing deduction that her relationship with Mac is a dead-end and that she may very well officially be a failure in life. Norah finally gives Lynn those photographs and reveals the reason for their first meeting, and Lynn doesn't take it well. Worst of all, something disastrous happens on the job (it's Norah's fault, of course) which threatens to ruin them both on a financial and personal level. But while all of this stuff is going wrong, other things are starting to go right in ways that aren't as immediately evident.
Director Christine Jeffs makes the most of Megan Holley's well-written screenplay with a lean style and a crackling pace that doesn't let up. The film's tone remains consistent throughout, even when the comedy gives way to some pretty dramatic and emotional scenes. Jeffs has a light, naturalistic touch that keeps the heavier stuff from getting as maudlin as it might have been in other hands--both the small tragedies and the life-affirming triumphs are just parts of the story's texture as they would be in real life.
The cast is so good that their characters come alive. Jason Spevack as the inquisitive, introspective Oscar is one of those spooky-good child actors who can hold his own with an old veteran like the great Alan Arkin, who plays Rose and Norah's enterprising dad, or Clifton Collins Jr. as the likable and dependable Winston. Steve Zahn plays Mac with an air of detachment suitable to his character, who will never commit to Rose. Making brief appearances are the wonderful Paul Dooley as a used car salesman and Robert Redford's daughter Amy as Mac's pregnant wife. As Lynn, Mary Lynn Rajskub has that same quirky, hesitant quality that she always brought to her comedy roles and it works well here. Amy Adams does a brilliant job of fully inhabiting the character of Rose and it's fascinating just to watch her use that expressive face so well. Emily Blunt is equally good as Norah, gradually revealing the scared little lost girl beneath the gangly, clumsy exterior.
The DVD image and Dolby 5.1 surround sound are good. The movie can be watched in either 2.40:1 anamorphic widescreen or full frame. Bonus features include a commentary track with writer Megan Holley and producer Glenn Williamson, a cool featurette called "A Fresh Look at a Dirty Business"--in which two women who actually do this for a living talk about their profession and how well the film portrays it--and a theatrical trailer.
I judged this DVD by its cover and thought it was going to be just another chick-and-wimp flick. But when it opened with a gory shotgun suicide in a sporting goods store, I was forced to readjust my expectations. And when it took the interesting turn of exploring who has to clean up after such an event and what the job must be like for them, I was hooked. I would recommend SUNSHINE CLEANING to anyone, because it isn't just a silly comedy, a sappy melodrama, or a life-affirming feelgood fix. Well, it is life-affirming, but, in a weird way, it's also death-affirming. Does that make sense?
SUNSHINE CLEANING -- DVD Review by Porfle
Originally posted on 12/29/09
Imagine if ALIEN RESURRECTION had been really grim and scary instead of just a fun, pulpy, and ultimately silly sci-fi/action flick. Or if EVENT HORIZON had really kicked major ass instead of just coming frustratingly close. Or if Ridley Scott and James Cameron were Siamese twins. That's pretty much what you get with PANDORUM (2009), one of the most satisfying sci-fi thrillers I've seen in quite a while.
As the film opens, the immense space ark Elysium is carrying thousands of refugees from a dying Earth to another planet that can sustain human life. Crewmen Bower (Ben Foster) and Payton (Dennis Quaid) are awakened from hypersleep to discover that something has gone very wrong--during their abnormally long hibernation, a space sickness known as Pandorum has driven certain other crewmembers and passengers mad. Not only have the ship's systems been sabotaged, but a segment of the ship's population have mutated into terrifying flesh-eating creatures known as Hunters.
With Payton trying to gain access to the bridge, Bower sets off to find the ship's reactor in order to restore power and keep the ship from self-destructing. Along the way he meets warrior woman Nadia (Antje Traue) and Vietnamese badass Manh (Cung Le) who help him survive against wave after wave of attacks from the almost-invulnerable mutants. As time runs out and the symptoms of Pandorum begin to set in, Bower eventually discovers the shocking secret of how truly disastrous their situation is.
PANDORUM starts out with an intriguing mystery that's only gradually revealed as Bower's odyssey takes him further into the bowels of the cursed ship. The fact that he has partial amnesia due to his extended hypersleep means that he must discover each part of the puzzle along with us. We never know if he can trust Payton, who's starting to act a little funny, or if Bower himself may be suffering from delusions. The fellow crewmembers he meets along the way are equally in the dark, while the ones who have been out of hypersleep longer than Bower have become ruthless killers bent only on day-to-day survival.
As Bower, Ben Foster gives an intense performance that finally helps me forget him as Charlie Prince in 3:10 TO YUMA, with old pro Dennis Quaid ideal in the role of Payton. The rest of the cast is also very good, particularly Antje Traue as the lovely and dynamic Nadia. Not quite as lovely but just as effective are Cung Le as Manh and, in a smaller role, Eddie Rouse as a cunning survivor with a culinary interest in our heroes. Cam Gigandet (of the TWILIGHT saga) is suitably mysterious as crewmember Gallo, who may be behind the Pandorum-induced sabotage of the ship and its vital mission.
Director Christian Alvart has crafted a stylish, great-looking film with beautiful cinematography and stunning set design that is continuously impressive. Camerawork is fine and editing is sharp while only occasionally bordering on the hyperactive. Special effects, including an imaginative ship design that looks really cool in the fly-bys, are top-notch.
The late Stan Winston's creature shop supplies some very effective and convincing Hunter-monsters, which reminded me somewhat of the subterranean creatures in THE DESCENT but are even uglier and way more deadly. CGI is used with restraint and doesn't draw attention to itself, which is how CGI should always be used as far as I'm concerned.
The DVD from Anchor Bay is in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen with Dolby Surround 5.1 and Spanish mono, with English and Spanish subtitles. Extras include a making-of featurette, flight team "training video", a short film that shows us the fate of Nadia's team, several deleted and alternate scenes, and a trailer. There's also a commentary by director Alvart and producer Jeremy Bolt which is loaded with behind-the-scenes info.
A scintillating space thriller that's both mindbending and action-packed, PANDORUM is a riveting experience that keeps the viewer in suspense until the twist ending. It's definitely up for a spot on my list of favorite sci-fi flicks.
PANDORUM -- DVD Review by Porfle


CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY -- DVD Review by Porfle
Originally posted on 3/16/10
You never get the feeling that you're watching something truly, awesomely, memorably funny, yet THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS (2009) is fun and endearing, and surprisingly heartfelt for a comedy about psychic warriors in the American military who remote-view enemy positions and attempt to subdue their opponents with tactics such as sparkly eyes, gentle thoughts, and invisibility. And the fact that this cheerfully off-kilter tall tale is largely based on true events makes it just short of wonderful.
Ewan McGregor plays journalist Bob Wilton, who's just been dumped by his wife and goes off to Iraq to prove to her that he isn't a wimp by becoming a war correspondent. His life takes a big left turn when he meets the mysterious Special Forces vet Lyn Cassady (George Clooney) and is swept up in a secret mission with this seemingly insane zealot who professes to be a former Jedi warrior with paranormal mental abilities. Into the desert they go, where they're kidnapped by gunmen, rescued by American capitalist opportunists led by TERMINATOR 2's Robert Patrick, and drawn back into a perversion of Cassady's old Special Forces unit now operating on the dark side from a hidden desert base under the leadership of former teammate Larry Hooper (Kevin Spacey).
The unit's benevolent founder, New Age idealist Colonel Bill Django (Jeff Bridges)--whose efforts were once backed by President Reagan since he was "a fan of both the Star Wars films and the paranormal himself"--is now a burn-out who is unable to stop Hooper from using his peaceful psy-ops techniques as a destructive force. With a guilt-ridden Cassady believing himself cursed for once having used his mental powers to kill a goat, and Django having surrendered his principals of non-violent engagement to the evil Hooper, a newly-converted Wilton must rally the two faded Jedis for a last chance at redemption and the final validation of their ideals.

What seems like nothing more than light, frothy comedy material at first gains considerable depth the farther we get into these characters and are drawn into their weird world along with Wilton, who, like Alice, suddenly finds himself plunging straight down the rabbit hole from his first encounter with Cassady. The story pushes the bounds of nuttiness without crossing over into farce, so that it remains involving and suspenseful as an off-kilter action yarn, especially since Cassady takes it all so deadly serious.
He's not kidding when he talks about walking through walls, using mind power to make clouds disappear, or giving a goat the lethal stare, and he really believes that a jealous Hooper once zapped him with the "Dim Mak death touch" even though it may take up to 18 years to work. As the Jedi master and the confused journalist careen through the desert on their enigmatic mission, it's fun watching Cassady put his supposed paranormal powers to use in one dangerous situation after another as Wilton looks on with frantic incredulity.

As he's already proven in his Coen Brothers films, George Clooney has gotten very good at playing this kind of role, able to invest his character with utter deadpan sincerity while deftly drawing out all the comedy potential (flashbacks of his younger self flourishing under Django's mind-expanding tutelage are a hoot). He never makes a misstep--other actors might have been tempted to mug or play too broadly, if only a little bit--and is entirely convincing.
Kevin Spacey, as usual, seems capable of doing all of this without any effort (which probably takes a lot of effort). As for Jeff Bridges, he's in familiar territory as the laidback New Age dude and knows his way around it, this time with the added dimension of being a bonafide military officer wielding his skewed perspective in the art of warfare. Ewan McGregor, all fresh-faced and earnest, gets to play another likably quirky American who, ironically, ends up once again as a Jedi in training.

The DVD from Anchor Bay is in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen and Dolby Digital 5.1 with English and Spanish subtitles. Extras include two commentaries (by director Grant Heslov and book author Jon Ronson), a brief "making of" featurette, deleted and alternate scenes, character bios, and trailers for this and other Anchor Bay releases. (Blu-Ray includes a digital copy of the film.) Of special interest is the featurette "Goats Declassified: the Real Men of the First Earth Battlion", which tells us just how strangely close to the truth much of the movie is.
Although it's probably in little danger of becoming a classic or gaining any kind of devoted cult following, THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS is worthwhile entertainment that's fast-paced and fun to watch. The ending is a bit too literal--it should've cut to black a split-second before we see whether or not a real-life Jedi actually can walk through walls. As for the goat, maybe Cassady really did kill it with his mind. Or maybe its time was just up.
THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS -- DVD review by porfle
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Richard Gere, Don Cheadle, Ethan Hawke and Wesley Snipes star in BROOKLYN'S FINEST, coming to DVD and Blu-ray July 6th from Anchor Bay Entertainment

Journey to the outer reaches of terror in "PANDORUM" -- coming to DVD and Blu-ray January 19 from Anchor Bay Entertainment