Originally posted on 7/9/15
One of the most deliriously stupid movies you could ever hope to see, THE CONCORDE... AIRPORT '79 is the end of the runway for the celebrated "Airport" series.
It all began with Arthur Hailey's classic all-star thriller AIRPORT, and continued through the stupefyingly dumb AIRPORT '75 (the one where stewardess Karen Black flies the crippled plane) and the not-so-bad but still pretty dumb AIRPORT '77 (the one where the plane is underwater).
This time there's not one but two dicey landings, and the plane is attacked over the Atlantic Ocean first by a guided missile and then by an enemy jet fighter--before finally being sabotaged. It's almost like a "Road Runner" cartoon but without the good production values or wit.
Originally posted on 4/26/21
Are you one of the many people who, over the years, have liked or even loved the classic 2000 dystopian action thriller BATTLE ROYALE? Well, for better or worse, there's a sequel.
The original BATTLE ROYALE begins at the dawn of the 21st century in a Japan whose society is falling apart. With thousands of students boycotting school and youth violence and unemployment at an all-time high, the fascist government "bigwigs" pass the BR (Battle Royale) Act in hopes of curbing juvenile delinquency.
Thus, a graduating ninth-grade class is chosen at random once a year, taken to a deserted island, and forced to fight each other to the death until there's only one survivor. If more than one person is alive at the end of three days, they all die via their nifty exploding necklaces.
After enjoying the first film so much, I was filled with keen anticipation for its follow-up, a feeling that BATTLE ROYALE II: REQUIEM (2003) didn't quite live up to. It may not be the worst sequel to a good movie that I've ever seen--MAD MAX BEYOND THUNDERDOME and EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC are more worthy contenders for that title--but my socks were in little danger of getting knocked off while watching it.
It's three years after the end of the first story, with Shuya (Tatsuya Fujiwara), the main student character from the first movie, now a notorious terrorist waging war on the world's adult population from his island bunker.
We meet a new BR class who will be the first to go into battle under new rules--storm Shuya's island, engage him and his followers in combat, and kill him (with extreme prejudice) within 72 hours.
This time the participants are paired up boy-girl, and if one dies or wanders more than fifty meters away from the other, both collars explode. All of this is explained to our group of cowering students by a new and much more hostile teacher, Takeuchi Riki, who hams it up with such unbridled ferocity that you wouldn't be surprised if he started hammering nails with his eyeballs.
Instead of the free-for-all competition for survival we got in the first movie, this one starts out as a fun, but somewhat average war flick made interesting mainly because it's a bunch of terrified ninth graders doing the fighting.
The island siege is filmed like a junior version of the Omaha Beach sequence from SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, only with sloppier editing and lots more Shaky-Cam. It plays a little like something you might see on the SyFy Channel, but with a bigger budget and extra helpings of entertaining violence generously slathered on top.
(One thing that had me wondering, though--why, if the government wants these kids to take out Shuya, do they continue to make things hard for them with the boy-girl collar thing and by continuing the red-zone policy from the first movie?)
Eventually, of course, we meet Shuya, who now sports a bleached-blonde mullet, has evolved into a brooding, full-of-himself bore with messianic delusions, and seems to be mired in a perpetual state of resentful adolescence.
Apparently, we're meant to sympathize with Shuya in his amorphous battle against "the adults" which he fights by blowing up several skyscrapers (two of which bear a distinct resemblance to the World Trade Center) as the film waxes poetic about how noble and romantic terrorism can be if committed by a cool guy like Shuya.
This, along with some annoying, holier-than-thou anti-American sentiments thrown in for good measure, constitutes the sort of blobby, self-important political hogwash that bogs the movie down for much of its running time.
Even when the government sends in its crack commando forces to eradicate the terrorists once and for all (which had me wondering why they didn't just do this in the first place), the furious battle action is diluted by gobs of maudlin sentiment, mawkish dialogue, and some unintentionally funny dramatic touches that may have you either wincing in pain or rolling on the floor laughing.
Every time one of the "good guy" characters gets mortally wounded, all the intense fighting around them comes to a dead stop so they can perform a dramatic dying speech while Shuya reacts with renewed grief and outrage.
Even at this point we still get the same death count intertitles but by now the "battle royale" concept has been so thoroughly diluted that they only serve to remind us how the movie we wanted to watch in the first place never actually happened.
In addition to the wildly overacting Takeuchi Riki, Shûgo Oshinari also lays it on pretty thick as the the leader of the student warriors, Taku. Ai Maeda does a nice job as Shiori, daughter of hostile teacher Kitano (Beat Tageshi) from the first film, who volunteers for the BR in order to come to terms with what she believes was her father's murder.
Tageshi returns briefly in a touching flashback that shows his character in a more sympathetic light. The rest of the performances cover a pretty wide range from good to not so good, with Sonny Chiba doing a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo.
While it certainly has its share of bloody, shoot-em-up action and a couple of good dramatic moments here and there, BATTLE ROYALE II: REQUEIM ultimately comes across as an ill-conceived, wrongheaded, and sometimes just plain silly affair that qualifies more as a guilty pleasure than the follow-up to a classic. In its attempts to be an emotionally powerful and thematically grandiose dystopian epic, it teeters precipitously on the verge of embarrassing itself.
Originally posted on 4/24/21
Currently rewatching: THE GRADUATE (1967). Finally got this on DVD.
This is the story of a confused young college graduate named Benjamin (Dustin Hoffman in his star-making performance) who is taken advantage of by a sexually frustrated upper-class wife named Mrs. Robinson (Anne Bancroft).
Benjamin's sordid affair with her lasts until her daughter Elaine (Katherine Ross) comes home from college for a visit and Benjamin falls in love with her.
Livid at the thought of him with her daughter, Mrs. Robinson then does her best to drive them apart and ruin Benjamin's life, even planning a quickie marriage for Elaine that Benjamin races against the clock to stop before it's too late.
My big sister took me to the drive-in to see this when it came out. She was always taking me to movies that were "Suggested For Mature Audiences" (there was no rating system yet) which gave me a head start on my cinematic education.
When I bought my very first VCR in 1981 there were no video stores in town yet, but the appliance dealer had a small shelf of movies on videotape (an novel and exciting concept) and gave me two free rentals.
I rented "Where's Poppa?" and "The Graduate." The latter was the very first thing I ever showed on a TV after I hooked up my new VCR.
It's still one of the most brilliantly written, directed, and acted comedy-dramas of all time.
Hilarious, yet deeply moving, it's a prime example of the exciting and wildly innovative new kind of cinema--both technically and thematically--that was being created by pioneer filmmakers in the late 60s.
Simon and Garfunkel's now-classic songs "Sounds of Silence" and "Scarborough Fair" accentuate the film's moments of melancholy and introspection, while the jaunty "Mrs. Robinson" fuels Benjamin's frantic search for Elaine during the breakneck finale.
The last 20 minutes or so of the movie in particular are simply dazzling, building to a suspenseful and somewhat shocking ending that still leaves the viewer breathless and disoriented.
Director Mike Nichols was the comedy partner of the equally brilliant Elaine May, who wrote, directed, and starred in another of my all-time favorite comedies, A NEW LEAF. They were quite a creative team.
One of the best films of the 60s or any era, THE GRADUATE is a must-see that's just as fresh now as the day it was released.
Originally posted on 4/20/21
Currently rewatching: MIDNIGHT COWBOY (1969). The only X-rated film ever to win Best Picture (it was later reduced to an R).
The two great lead performances consist of Dustin Hoffman as skid row denizen "Ratso" Rizzo and Jon Voight as a naive Texas stud named Joe Buck who thinks he can make money hustling rich New York matrons who are "just beggin' for it."
Rarely has this sort of life been portrayed in such a bleak and desolate manner as the two unlikely friends struggle to scrape up a meager buck while living in a condemned building.

Joe's prospects grow dimmer every day, forcing him to engage in the lowest forms of prostitution, while Ratso's physical deterioration mirrors that of their increasingly hopeless living conditions.
John Schlesinger's creative direction and the sometimes free-form editing are amazingly, deliriously experimental.
Flashbacks, fantasies, and delusions often combine to turn the narrative into a fever dream that's alternately humorous (Ratso's fantasies of a sunbaked life in Florida) and frightening (Joe's garbled memories of childhood sexual and emotional confusion and warped romantic encounters).
Yet the funny, perversely sentimental, and at times achingly tragic story always remains grounded and strong, leading to a heartrending and overwhelmingly sad ending that is rendered for maximum effect with the skill of a virtuoso by director Schlesinger.
The supporting cast includes Brenda Vaccaro, Barnard Hughes, John McGiver, Sylvia Miles, and Bob Balaban. A dizzying party sequence features some familiar names associated with Andy Warhol and the New York avant garde scene.
I hadn't seen MIDNIGHT COWBOY for quite some time before revisiting it just now, and what I vaguely remembered as a "sad" ending hit me full force this time and I cried pretty much all the way through the closing credits. Some of the most innovative and creatively self-assured films ever made came out of the late 60s, and this is one of the best.
Originally posted on 9/16/20
Just watched the 1974 disaster flick THE TOWERING INFERNO for the first time.
Tacky looking, poorly directed and shot for much of its running time.
Picks up when the fire gets going, due in large part to the fact that
producer Irwin Allen directed the action scenes himself.
John
Guillerman (KING KONG '76) blundered his way through the awful dramatic scenes and gets official directing credit.

(This set was released in 2004, but I didn't get around to writing about until 2007. This review was originally posted at the now-defunct Bumscorner.com.)
Well, I bought the STAR WARS TRILOGY DVD set when it came out back in 2004 and have finally gotten around to recording my fascinating impressions of it for posterity. The main thing I have to say, of course, is that watching these movies again, even in their altered states, and exploring all the bonus material, commentaries, etc. is lots and lots of fun.
The set consists of the original three films (A NEW HOPE, THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, and RETURN OF THE JEDI) packaged in separate cases similar to those used for the prequels, plus a bonus disc of special features. The image and sound quality are top notch, of course. These movies no doubt look and sound better here than they ever have before.
Originally posted on 7/7/15
Samuel Goldwyn's career as a top-flight Hollywood film producer spanned many years and a wide variety of genres. The 6-disc DVD set SAMUEL GOLDWYN COLLECTION VOL. II is a prime sampling of his finest filmic output from the 30s and 40s, boasting such stars as Barbara Stanwyck, Humphrey Bogart, Gary Cooper, Walter Brennan, Bob Hope, Virginia Mayo, and Danny Kaye, along with some of Tinseltown's finest directors. Here's a recap of each film.
The Westerner (1940)