Saturday, August 27, 2022

BITCH SLAP -- DVD review by porfle

Originally posted on 3/3/10
 
 
I just got through watching--experiencing--the raucous, explosive, titillating, jaw-dropping, hilarious, and generally rather stimulating BITCH SLAP (2009), and I feel like I've just spent a fun-filled day at B-flick Disneyland. This is one of the most absolutely freakin' awesome movies I've seen in years. I can imagine Tarantino and Rodriguez wha**ing off to it in paroxysms of utter joy. For a good time, call this movie. 
 
After a delightful main titles sequence, the story begins with three ruthless women arriving at a secluded mobile home in the desert, trying to track down some hot diamonds, a "nano-swarm" biological warfare device stolen from the CIA, and whatever MacGuffins might pop up along the way. Hel (Erin Cummings) is the leader and brains of the group, Camero (America Olivo) is the snarling, hot-headed strong-arm, and Trixie (Julie Voth) is the simpering stripper used to lure bad-guy Gage (Michael Hurst) into revealing the location of his hidden stash. It's here that most of the action will take place, while numerous flashbacks reveal (in MEMENTO-style reverse chronological order) the events leading up to it, including explosive shoot-outs, James Bond-style exploits, and sexy nuns. 
 
 
 
 
 
Erin Cummings represents the old-school, voluptuous Russ Meyer-type babe who looks retro-stunning in a 40s-era "Rosie the Riveter" outfit or a slit skirt with fishnet stockings. America Olivo rocks as one of the toughest, most out-of-control psycho bitches ever. As Trixie, Julie Voth is the quintessential weak, vulnerable ditz who screams "Eek!" and makes even something as simple as digging a hole look like a trip around the stripper pole. 
 
All are costumed to show off their ample assets which the camera unabashedly explores at every opportunity, and they perform everything from searing lesbian love scenes to some of the all-time greatest chick fights ever filmed with equal skill. They even manage to bring conviction to some of the most intentionally cheesy dialogue you're likely to hear, such as: 
 
"Ram this in your clambake, bitch cake!"
"Blow my biscuit!"
 And, of course, the immortal: "I'm gonna baste your giblets, butter britches."
 
Two separate fist-pounding showdowns between Hel and Camero are spectacular setpieces that benefit from the expertise of stunt-coordinator and stand-in Zoe Bell ("Xena", KILL BILL, DEATH PROOF) and are the catfight equivalent of the John Wayne-Randolph Scott free-for-all in THE SPOILERS. Big guns, swords, chains, razor-edged yo-yos, explosions, and everything else you can think of come into play in several other blazing action sequences--this movie just keeps being great scene after scene. 
 
 
 
 
 
From the moment director Rick Jacobson introduces the main characters as they emerge from a Thunderbird in the middle of the desert, you know he's going to go all out with all the eye-candy stylistic flourishes he can pack into this film. Slow-mo, split screens, speed-up/slow-down effects, some (restrained) Shaky-Cam, creative editing--generally all the cinematic confetti that can ruin a DTV action flick in lesser hands--are all handled here with just the right touch and add up to a richly visual experience. Even the green-screen used in the flashbacks is handled well and gives those scenes a pleasing fantasy look. It's as though Jacobson were transferring his wildest flights of fancy onto film directly from his fevered brain. 
 
Having worked on such TV series as "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" and "Xena: Warrior Princess", Jacobson also manages to stock his cast with familiar faces such as Lucy Lawless and Renee O'Connor (as a couple of nuns), Kevin Sorbo as Hel's secret-agent boss "Phoenix", and, best of all, Michael Hurst as "Gage", the bad guy who's out to get his hands on whatever the girls are looking for before they do. Producers Jacobson, Eric Gruendemann, and Brian Peck appear in brief but funny cameos, and BIKINI FRANKENSTEIN's Christine Nguyen shows up just long enough to get sprayed with gore. Even the diminutive blonde Debbie Lee Carrington can be seen firing a machine gun just as she did way back in TOTAL RECALL. And last but not least, there's William Gregory Lee as Tourette's-spewing punk thug "Hot Wire" and Minae Noji as his nasty-girl sidekick "Kinki." 
 
 
 
 
 
BITCH SLAP is a dizzying melange of comic books, music videos, Hustler Video, Tarantino references (Hel, we discover, is a former member of "Flesh Force Foxy"), biker flicks, James Bond by way of Austin Powers, sci-fi, horror, and chunks of Russ Meyer's "Faster Pussycat--Kill! Kill!" along with shades of other kickass action movies. As a loving homage to bad-but-beautiful babes who fight, shoot guns, talk tough, and generally kick ass while managing to be gorgeous at the same time, BITCH SLAP is off the dial. There's more cool stuff in this movie than a six-month subscription to "Girls 'n' Guns." It's like everything ever shown on Spike TV crammed into two hours. 
 
The DVD from Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment is 2.35:1 widescreen and English 5.1 Dolby Digital, with English and Spanish subtitles. There are two fun and informative commentary tracks, one from producers Jacobson, Gruendemann, and Peck, and the other featuring stars Cummings, Olivo, and Voth. There's also an excellent feature-length documentary called "Behind 'Bitch Slap': Building a Better B-Movie."
 
BITCH SLAP is the kind of film Larry Bishop was desperately trying to make when he made HELL RIDE. Some people will hate it, and if you're like them, you will, too. But if you're like me--heaven help you--you'll love it, and you'll think it's one of the best B-movies ever made.

 

 

Thursday, August 25, 2022

THE CONCORDE...AIRPORT '79 -- Movie Review by Porfle



 Originally posted on 7/9/15

 

One of the most deliriously stupid movies you could ever hope to see, THE CONCORDE... AIRPORT '79 is the end of the runway for the celebrated "Airport" series.

It all began with Arthur Hailey's classic all-star thriller AIRPORT, and continued through the stupefyingly dumb AIRPORT '75 (the one where stewardess Karen Black flies the crippled plane) and the not-so-bad but still pretty dumb AIRPORT '77 (the one where the plane is underwater). 

This time there's not one but two dicey landings, and the plane is attacked over the Atlantic Ocean first by a guided missile and then by an enemy jet fighter--before finally being sabotaged.  It's almost like a "Road Runner" cartoon but without the good production values or wit.


George Kennedy, whose "Joe Patroni" character (the only one to appear in all four films) is now inexplicably a seasoned pilot, tries to divert the missile by opening a cockpit window and firing a flare gun at it while flying at mach 2.  In another great move, he manages to fire a second flare inside the cockpit, nearly messing up navigator David Warner's hair. 

Why, you ask, is someone firing missiles at the Concorde? Because evil capitalist Robert Wagner must cover up his crimes by murdering ace reporter and former girlfriend Susan Blakely, who's on board the plane.  See?  Told you it all made perfect sense.

There's horrible comedy relief with venerable comedienne Martha Raye in an embarrassing role as a passenger with a bladder control problem.  You'll probably find yourself wishing Jimmie Walker and Charo would just get sucked out of the plane.


Charo gets feature billing for a single scene where she tries to smuggle her chihuahua on board.  ("Please don't miscon-screw me," she tells the stewardess.)  Jazz musician Walker keeps getting high in the bathroom (and tripping over Martha Raye) while fondling his saxophone and acting "stoned."  

Meanwhile, Mercedes McCambridge is elsewhere wondering how she went from James Dean to John Davidson.  Cicely Tyson looks equally perplexed as she nervously guards a human heart in an ice chest (don't ask).

Avery Schreiber is on hand to cuten things up as a doting Russian papa with an adorable daughter who's deaf and dumb.  They're always signing cute things to each other.  Too bad she didn't know the sign for "Help! I'm trapped in the world's dumbest movie."


But fear not, because there's a tender George Kennedy sex scene to make up for it, for all you George Kennedy fans who couldn't wait to see him doing some bare-shouldered spit-swapping with Bibi Andersson.

The romance continues with Alain Delon and Sylvia Kristel as a co-pilot and head stewardess trying to keep it together in more ways than one.  And as a big-time airline exec who doesn't really mind getting sucked halfway out of a hole in the plane, Eddie Albert has somehow managed to end up with Sybil Danning.   

Special effects are worse than in any of the previous films, with the Concorde sometimes resembling a dangling Hallmark ornament.  We get to see several shots of the screaming passenger-extras being rolled around in a tube-shaped mockup of the plane's interior like socks in a dryer.  Most of the model work would make Gerry Anderson sick to his stomach.


Best of all, though, is the scene where villain Robert Wagner watches a news report of the plane's progress on a TV which is nothing more than a glass-covered hole in the wall with the newscaster/actor sitting behind it! 

It looks so stupid, it's almost surreal--which might as well be THE CONCORDE...AIRPORT '79's tagline.  Thank goodness Ed Begley, Jr. makes a ten-second cameo appearance near the end to bring us back to reality.

Original trailer

Sunday, August 21, 2022

BATTLE ROYALE II: REQUIEM -- Movie Review by Porfle

 


 Originally posted on 4/26/21

 

Are you one of the many people who, over the years, have liked or even loved the classic 2000 dystopian action thriller BATTLE ROYALE? Well, for better or worse, there's a sequel.  

The original BATTLE ROYALE begins at the dawn of the 21st century in a Japan whose society is falling apart.  With thousands of students boycotting school and youth violence and unemployment at an all-time high, the fascist government "bigwigs" pass the BR (Battle Royale) Act in hopes of curbing juvenile delinquency.  

Thus, a graduating ninth-grade class is chosen at random once a year, taken to a deserted island, and forced to fight each other to the death until there's only one survivor.  If more than one person is alive at the end of three days, they all die via their nifty exploding necklaces.  

 


After enjoying the first film so much, I was filled with keen anticipation for its follow-up, a feeling that BATTLE ROYALE II: REQUIEM (2003) didn't quite live up to.  It may not be the worst sequel to a good movie that I've ever seen--MAD MAX BEYOND THUNDERDOME and EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC are more worthy contenders for that title--but my socks were in little danger of getting knocked off while watching it.

It's three years after the end of the first story, with Shuya (Tatsuya Fujiwara), the main student character from the first movie, now a notorious terrorist waging war on the world's adult population from his island bunker. 

We meet a new BR class who will be the first to go into battle under new rules--storm Shuya's island, engage him and his followers in combat, and kill him (with extreme prejudice) within 72 hours.

 



This time the participants are paired up boy-girl, and if one dies or wanders more than fifty meters away from the other, both collars explode.  All of this is explained to our group of cowering students by a new and much more hostile teacher, Takeuchi Riki, who hams it up with such unbridled ferocity that you wouldn't be surprised if he started hammering nails with his eyeballs.

Instead of the free-for-all competition for survival we got in the first movie, this one starts out as a fun, but somewhat average war flick made interesting mainly because it's a bunch of terrified ninth graders doing the fighting.  

The island siege is filmed like a junior version of the Omaha Beach sequence from SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, only with sloppier editing and lots more Shaky-Cam.  It plays a little like something you might see on the SyFy Channel, but with a bigger budget and extra helpings of entertaining violence generously slathered on top. 

 


(One thing that had me wondering, though--why, if the government wants these kids to take out Shuya, do they continue to make things hard for them with the boy-girl collar thing and by continuing the red-zone policy from the first movie?)

Eventually, of course, we meet Shuya, who now sports a bleached-blonde mullet, has evolved into a brooding, full-of-himself bore with messianic delusions, and seems to be mired in a perpetual state of resentful adolescence.  

Apparently, we're meant to sympathize with Shuya in his amorphous battle against "the adults" which he fights by blowing up several skyscrapers (two of which bear a distinct resemblance to the World Trade Center) as the film waxes poetic about how noble and romantic terrorism can be if committed by a cool guy like Shuya.  

This, along with some annoying, holier-than-thou anti-American sentiments thrown in for good measure, constitutes the sort of blobby, self-important political hogwash that bogs the movie down for much of its running time. 

 


Even when the government sends in its crack commando forces to eradicate the terrorists once and for all (which had me wondering why they didn't just do this in the first place), the furious battle action is diluted by gobs of maudlin sentiment, mawkish dialogue, and some unintentionally funny dramatic touches that may have you either wincing in pain or rolling on the floor laughing.

Every time one of the "good guy" characters gets mortally wounded, all the intense fighting around them comes to a dead stop so they can perform a dramatic dying speech while Shuya reacts with renewed grief and outrage.  

Even at this point we still get the same death count intertitles but by now the "battle royale" concept has been so thoroughly diluted that they only serve to remind us how the movie we wanted to watch in the first place never actually happened.

 


In addition to the wildly overacting Takeuchi Riki, Shûgo Oshinari also lays it on pretty thick as the the leader of the student warriors, Taku.  Ai Maeda does a nice job as Shiori, daughter of hostile teacher Kitano (Beat Tageshi) from the first film, who volunteers for the BR in order to come to terms with what she believes was her father's murder.  

Tageshi returns briefly in a touching flashback that shows his character in a more sympathetic light.  The rest of the performances cover a pretty wide range from good to not so good, with Sonny Chiba doing a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo.

While it certainly has its share of bloody, shoot-em-up action and a couple of good dramatic moments here and there, BATTLE ROYALE II: REQUEIM ultimately comes across as an ill-conceived, wrongheaded, and sometimes just plain silly affair that qualifies more as a guilty pleasure than the follow-up to a classic.  In its attempts to be an emotionally powerful and thematically grandiose dystopian epic, it teeters precipitously on the verge of embarrassing itself.


Saturday, August 20, 2022

LIQUID SKY -- Blu-ray/DVD Review by Porfle




Originally posted on 4/15/18
 
 
I first saw Russian director Slava Tsukerman's 1982 avant-garde cult sci-fi classic LIQUID SKY back in the early 80s when it came out on VHS looking a heck of a lot cheaper and dingier than it does on Vinegar Syndrome's richly vivid new Blu-ray/DVD combo set (scanned and fully restored in 4k from the 35mm original negative and packed with special features).

Now, the film still looks low-budget but the talent and imagination that went into transcending that budget are allowed to shine through.  The visuals are a feast of 80s proto tech and economical cinematic imagination, all day-glo and neon and glam-punk and New Wave and ugly fashion and jaded cynicism set to robotic industrial music performed on a Fairlight. 


The setting is an urban milieu where sneering androgynous scarecrows get made up as though for Halloween so that they can express derision to either clicking cameras or their fellow drugged-out dance club denizens.

Our heroine, tall blonde beauty Margaret (co-scripter Anne Carlisle, CROCODILE DUNDEE, DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN), is one such model so disaffected by her lifestyle that any hint of normality now seems abrasively foreign.

Margaret is a victim not only of the lecherous men she invites back to her apartment simply because they have drugs--making her a victim also of her own flagrant self-destructiveness--but of the equally-violent, overbearing, profane, drug-pushing dyke Adrian (the great Paula Sheppard of ALICE, SWEET, ALICE) with whom she shares both a penthouse apartment and a sick, abusive relationship.


The main attraction of LIQUID SKY for me has always been Carlisle's exquisite dual-role performance as both Margaret and her nemesis, a preening male model named Jimmy with whom Margaret shares a mutual loathing.  Carlisle pulls off the feat of creating two intensely interesting and perversely compelling characters whose split-screen interactions are always utterly convincing and scintillating. 

But the weirdness really starts when tiny aliens land their spaceship on a nearby rooftop and start feeding off both the heroin-enhanced brainwaves of Margaret's visitors and also the chemical reactions caused by their orgasms, which proves lethal to them.  Thus, anyone who has sex with Margaret dies.

In this world the most appealing characters, for me anyway, are the more normal ones such as Margaret's older friend Owen, whose genuine concern for her makes him the first alien orgasm casualty, and Jimmy's indulgent single mother (to whom he is utterly dismissive except when begging for money) who lives nearby and is visited by an eccentric German scientist on the trail of the alien ship. 



It turns out her apartment window offers a fine telescope view of the tiny spaceship, giving her a chance to vainly try and seduce the man while he keeps an eye both on the ship and the lethal sexual activity going on in Margaret's apartment.  There's a mundane charm to their scenes that's a stark contrast to the infinitely stranger things going on elsewhere.

Meanwhile, our wacky nihilistic misfits continue courting death, a condition hastened by constant drug use--they live to snort and shoot up--and sexually-transmitted disease, upon which dwells much of the film's symbolism. 

Their casual cruelty to each other comes to the fore when they get together in the penthouse for one of their tacky, drug-fueled modeling shoots, during which Margaret's deadly new sexual side-effect will shock even these jaded louts of their curdled complacency in a big way.

LIQUID SKY is a low-key slice of wildlife that doesn't explode like THE FIFTH ELEMENT or mesmerize like 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY.  It's simply the story of an aimless New Wave waif named Margaret numbly wandering through a harsh world of hurtful people and some weird little aliens who help her by hurting them.  And watching it is like a dark but colorful carnival ride through a combination art gallery and spook house. 


TECH SPECS:Vinegar Syndrome/OCN Digital Distribution 
Genre: Cult/Science Fiction
Blu-ray/DVD Combo (2 Discs)
Original Release: 1982 Color
Rated: R
1:85:1
DTS-HD Master Audio Mono
Running Time: 112 Minutes (Plus 160 Minutes Special Features)
Suggested Retail Price: $32.98
Pre-Order: April 3, 2018
Street Date:  April 24, 2018

BONUS FEATURES:
Director’s introduction and commentary track
Interviews with Tsukerman and Carlisle
Alamo Drafthouse screening Q&A with Tsukerman, Carlisle and Clive Smith (co-composer)
“Liquid Sky Revisited” (2017), a 50-minute, making-of feature
Behind-the-scenes rehearsal footage
Never-before-seen outtakes
Isolated soundtrack
Alternate opening sequence
Photo gallery
Reversible cover artwork by Derek Gabryszak
Multiple trailers
English SDH subtitles




Thursday, August 18, 2022

THE GRADUATE -- Movie Review by Porfle

 


Originally posted on 4/24/21

 

Currently rewatching: THE GRADUATE (1967). Finally got this on DVD.

This is the story of a confused young college graduate named Benjamin (Dustin Hoffman in his star-making performance) who is taken advantage of by a sexually frustrated upper-class wife named Mrs. Robinson (Anne Bancroft).

Benjamin's sordid affair with her lasts until her daughter Elaine (Katherine Ross) comes home from college for a visit and Benjamin falls in love with her. 

 


Livid at the thought of him with her daughter, Mrs. Robinson then does her best to drive them apart and ruin Benjamin's life, even planning a quickie marriage for Elaine that Benjamin races against the clock to stop before it's too late.

My big sister took me to the drive-in to see this when it came out. She was always taking me to movies that were "Suggested For Mature Audiences" (there was no rating system yet) which gave me a head start on my cinematic education.

When I bought my very first VCR in 1981 there were no video stores in town yet, but the appliance dealer had a small shelf of movies on videotape (an novel and exciting concept) and gave me two free rentals.

 


I rented "Where's Poppa?" and "The Graduate." The latter was the very first thing I ever showed on a TV after I hooked up my new VCR.

It's still one of the most brilliantly written, directed, and acted comedy-dramas of all time.

Hilarious, yet deeply moving, it's a prime example of the exciting and wildly innovative new kind of cinema--both technically and thematically--that was being created by pioneer filmmakers in the late 60s. 

 

 

 

Simon and Garfunkel's now-classic songs "Sounds of Silence" and "Scarborough Fair" accentuate the film's moments of melancholy and introspection, while the jaunty "Mrs. Robinson" fuels Benjamin's frantic search for Elaine during the breakneck finale.

The last 20 minutes or so of the movie in particular are simply dazzling, building to a suspenseful and somewhat shocking ending that still leaves the viewer breathless and disoriented.

Director Mike Nichols was the comedy partner of the equally brilliant Elaine May, who wrote, directed, and starred in another of my all-time favorite comedies, A NEW LEAF. They were quite a creative team.

One of the best films of the 60s or any era, THE GRADUATE is a must-see that's just as fresh now as the day it was released.


Wednesday, August 17, 2022

MIDNIGHT COWBOY -- Movie Review by Porfle

 


Originally posted on 4/20/21

 

Currently rewatching: MIDNIGHT COWBOY (1969). The only X-rated film ever to win Best Picture (it was later reduced to an R).

The two great lead performances consist of Dustin Hoffman as skid row denizen "Ratso" Rizzo and Jon Voight as a naive Texas stud named Joe Buck who thinks he can make money hustling rich New York matrons who are "just beggin' for it."

Rarely has this sort of life been portrayed in such a bleak and desolate manner as the two unlikely friends struggle to scrape up a meager buck while living in a condemned building. 

 


Joe's prospects grow dimmer every day, forcing him to engage in the lowest forms of prostitution, while Ratso's physical deterioration mirrors that of their increasingly hopeless living conditions.

John Schlesinger's creative direction and the sometimes free-form editing are amazingly, deliriously experimental.
 
Flashbacks, fantasies, and delusions often combine to turn the narrative into a fever dream that's alternately humorous (Ratso's fantasies of a sunbaked life in Florida) and frightening (Joe's garbled memories of childhood sexual and emotional confusion and warped romantic encounters).

Yet the funny, perversely sentimental, and at times achingly tragic story always remains grounded and strong, leading to a heartrending and overwhelmingly sad ending that is rendered for maximum effect with the skill of a virtuoso by director Schlesinger.

 


The supporting cast includes Brenda Vaccaro, Barnard Hughes, John McGiver, Sylvia Miles, and Bob Balaban. A dizzying party sequence features some familiar names associated with Andy Warhol and the New York avant garde scene.

I hadn't seen MIDNIGHT COWBOY for quite some time before revisiting it just now, and what I vaguely remembered as a "sad" ending hit me full force this time and I cried pretty much all the way through the closing credits. Some of the most innovative and creatively self-assured films ever made came out of the late 60s, and this is one of the best.



Monday, August 15, 2022

THE TOWERING INFERNO -- Mini Review by Porfle




Originally posted on 9/16/20

 

Just watched the 1974 disaster flick THE TOWERING INFERNO for the first time.

Tacky looking, poorly directed and shot for much of its running time. Picks up when the fire gets going, due in large part to the fact that producer Irwin Allen directed the action scenes himself.

John Guillerman (KING KONG '76) blundered his way through the awful dramatic scenes and gets official directing credit.


Mostly a trudge, with one of John Williams' all-time worst musical scores (sounds like TV-movie dreck or, worse, the same Mickey-Mousing as heard in such films as AIRPORT '75).

But if you can make it far enough, the picture really gets good at the very end when architect Paul Newman and firefighter Steve McQueen make a desperate last-ditch attempt to stop the fire before everyone on the top floor gets consumed. The result is a rousing and surprisingly raucous finale.

The SPFX work ranges from hokey to very impressive. The stars are pretty much just going through the motions for a paycheck, but to be fair, they don't have much of a script to inspire them.

 

Also taking part in this star-studded spectacle are William Holden, Faye Dunaway, Robert Vaughn, Richard Chamberlain, Fred Astaire, Jennifer Jones, Robert Wagner, O.J. Simpson, and even "Brady Bunch" kid Mike Lookinland.

All in all, THE TOWERING INFERNO is an okay but rather exhausting time waster.

Thursday, August 11, 2022

STAR WARS TRILOGY (2004) -- DVD review by porfle


 



 (This set was released in 2004, but  I didn't get around to writing about until 2007. This review was originally posted at the now-defunct Bumscorner.com.)

 

Well, I bought the STAR WARS TRILOGY DVD set when it came out back in 2004 and have finally gotten around to recording my fascinating impressions of it for posterity. The main thing I have to say, of course, is that watching these movies again, even in their altered states, and exploring all the bonus material, commentaries, etc. is lots and lots of fun.

The set consists of the original three films (A NEW HOPE, THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, and RETURN OF THE JEDI) packaged in separate cases similar to those used for the prequels, plus a bonus disc of special features. The image and sound quality are top notch, of course. These movies no doubt look and sound better here than they ever have before.


As for the changes made by George Lucas: they're jarring, but most of them I have managed to get used to. A few tweaks here and there aren't really all that bad--I especially like the shots of the different planets celebrating at the end of RETURN, along with the new music which replaces that awful Ewok chant, and it's nice to finally get to meet Luke's old pal Biggs Darklighter right before the big attack on the Death Star in A NEW HOPE.

I'm even beginning to accept the addition of Hayden Christensen as Annikin alongside Obi-Wan and Yoda at the end of RETURN. And I don't mind the original bug-eyed Emperor in EMPIRE being replaced by Ian McDiarmid, because he didn't match the character in RETURN anyway. (One thing I still can't figure out--why does there seem to be a crudely-drawn black spot next to the Emperor's right eye during his final scenes in RETURN? It looks as though it's masking something, but what?)

Some of the additions are unnecessary--I really didn't need to actually see a hand-puppetty-looking worm coming out of that hole that Boba Fett falls into on Tattoine during the scene on Jabba's barge (especially since it resembles a giant Audrey, Jr. from LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS--I almost expect it to start growling "FEED ME!!!").


Nor does seeing a herd of Banthas, or stormtroopers riding around on digital beasts, add anything to my enjoyment of the movies. Most of it is just George Lucas' irritating tendency to forever tinker around with his creations. However, some of the changes that particularly irritated me are:

1. Too much background crap going on in Mos Eisley. It's as though the village were used as a kitchen sink for Lucas to throw a bunch of new effects into, and it makes the celebrated "cantina scene", with its heretofore-unseen mixture of weird aliens, an anti-climax.

2. Greedo still shoots first, although they made the time between his shot and Han's shot shorter--but who cares? I liked Han better when he just pre-emptively shot first. That totally fits his character at the time.



3. The scene where Jabba confronts Han before the Millenium Falcon takes off is all wrong. Jabba always struck me as a creature who is naturally too huge and bloated to be very mobile--as in RETURN, where he lounges authoritatively in one spot while everything and everyone comes to him--and it just looks dumb to see him bopping around like this. The part where Han walks around behind him and steps over his tail is just plain crummy-looking. Besides, the scene itself is just as unnecessary now as it was back then.

4. The rebel fighters heading toward the Death Star in A NEW HOPE are digital now. I liked the old ones. George--I like seeing how the FX guys conquered challenges using the resources available at the time and managed to produce great effects that still look good.

5. The dancers performing for Jabba the Hut in RETURN do a silly digital song-and-dance number now. It's pretty bad--like something out of a Pixar movie. A REALLY BAD Pixar movie.

I'm sure I'll think of some others later, but you get the idea. The changes are there, and we're stuck with them, so we might as well get used to them. Although this is why I wish the set came with both the "special" editions and the original versions.


The commentaries are pretty interesting for the most part. Lucas, Dennis Muren, sound designer Ben Burtt, and Carrie Fisher appear on all three, with the addition of director Irvin Kershner on EMPIRE. There aren't many dead spots, but that's mainly because Burtt goes on and on about how he obtained various sounds from dumpster lids, movie projector motors, and whatnot. It's interesting in small doses, but he yaks about it too much during scenes where I would like to hear commentary from Lucas or Muren.

Kershner is a genial old guy who seems genuinely enthusiastic about his part in the STAR WARS saga and it's fun to listen to him, even though a lot of his commentary is simply him excitedly telling us what's going on as it happens. Fisher pops in now and then with a few anecdotes.

Lucas' commentary contributions, of course, are the most substantive, yet he frequently made me want to throw things at the screen with his constant griping about how unsatisfied he was with various shots and how this or that could've been done better digitally. Before it was over I was thoroughly sick and tired of the word "digital."



I feel that, like myself, most of the people watching these movies, who have loved them for decades, are entirely content with the way they look and how the FX artists of the time were able to solve certain problems and present incredible special effects that, as I said before, still look good even after the advent of CGI and other advanced techniques.

I wanted to hear how these movies were made, not how much better they could have been made today. Lucas, however, seems totally oblivious to this and often speaks in a regretful tone during the commentary, which is a real turn-off. He just doesn't seem to get the fact that these movies are so popular because of what they are, not because of what they could have been.

As for the additional disc of special features, there's a wonderful documentary about the STAR WARS saga called "Empire of Dreams: The Story of the 'Star Wars' Trilogy", which lasts around two-and-a-half hours. It's a detailed account of Lucas' conception and realization of all three films and a treasure trove of interesting information and trivia. There are also three featurettes of interest, especially the one which features the likes of Ridley Scott, James Cameron, and Peter Jackson talking about the effect STAR WARS has had on them.


In addition to the usual trailers, TV spots, etc., there's a preview of REVENGE OF THE SITH which shows Hayden Christensen and Ewen MacGregor practising what would prove to be a major lightsaber dual between their characters, and the construction of the new Darth Vader costume. The video game preview is interesting too, and contains more of Christensen going through his moves for the benefit of the game designers.

An Easter egg which can be found on the "Video Games And Still Galleries" menu features some outtakes along with the DVD credits. It's not very long and one wishes more of this material could have been included. (You can access it by punching in "11", which activates a light next to R2-D2, then "3", and then "8".)


The still galleries contain photos from the discarded sequence in which Luke hangs out with his friend Biggs at Tosche Station in Anchorhead (surprisingly, the once-notorious Koo Stark was in this scene too) which makes one wonder why Lucas couldn't have included these scenes on the special features disc as well.


The most likely reason is the fact that a special, SPECIAL set of all three films, or all six films, or a series of sets with minor changes or additions each time, or whatever, is already being planned and they're saving stuff like that for it. Which means, I guess, that I'm going to miss out on this additional material because there's no way in hell I'm buying these movies AGAIN.

Well, that's my belated and somewhat disjointed review of the STAR WARS TRILOGY DVD set. All in all, despite its flaws, it's definitely well worth having and is a huge amount of fun for the Star Wars fan.

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Monday, August 8, 2022

SAMUEL GOLDWYN COLLECTION VOL. II -- DVD Review by Porfle (THE WESTERNER, DEAD END, STELLA DALLAS, THEY GOT ME COVERED, THE PRINCESS AND THE PIRATE, THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY)



 Originally posted on 7/7/15

 

Samuel Goldwyn's career as a top-flight Hollywood film producer spanned many years and a wide variety of genres.  The 6-disc DVD set SAMUEL GOLDWYN COLLECTION VOL. II is a prime sampling of his finest filmic output from the 30s and 40s, boasting such stars as Barbara Stanwyck, Humphrey Bogart, Gary Cooper, Walter Brennan, Bob Hope, Virginia Mayo, and Danny Kaye, along with some of Tinseltown's finest directors.  Here's a recap of each film. 


The Westerner (1940)


Several filmmakers have tried their hand at bringing the legendary Judge Roy Bean to the screen, with such familiar faces as Paul Newman, Ned Beatty, Edgar Buchanan, Victory Jory, and Jack Palance tackling the role on the big and small screens. 

With THE WESTERNER (1940), director William Wyler (THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES) gives us one of the most unusual takes on Bean in the form of a 46-year-old Walter Brennan, a brilliant character actor who plays the judge as a likably funny oddball one moment, a dangerous and unpredictable sociopath the next. 

Brennan's Roy Bean has set himself up as a fake judge whose courthouse is his own saloon with a jury pool made up of drunken, poker-playing cattlemen.  All of them are at war with the homesteaders in the area who fence off the range for their crops, a crime Bean often punishes with hanging.  Into this volatile culture clash rides Cole Harden (Gary Cooper), a saddle bum accused of horse theft who only escapes the hangman's noose by pretending to be a friend of Bean's most fervent fantasy woman, famed British beauty Lily Langtry. 

With the promise of a lock of Langtry's hair--which he, of course, doesn't have--Cole not only cheats death but becomes an unlikely friend to the wildly unstable Bean.  But his allegiances are mixed when he also befriends a spirited young farm woman named Jane Ellen (Doris Davenport) who lives with her father and takes the lead in trying to rally her fellow homesteaders against the often bloody onslaught of the cattlemen. 


Naturally, romance blossoms between Cole and Jane Ellen, one which will be shaken when she believes him to have betrayed her trust after a particularly vicious attack leaves the fields of corn aflame and most of the farmers fleeing in defeat.  Cole's only choice at that point is to use his friendship with Bean against him, setting him up for a showdown that will end in death for one or both of them.

As a counterpoint to Brennan's comical yet cruelty-tinged role--which won him an Oscar--the boyishly handsome Gary Cooper is at his laconic, likable "aw, shucks" best as the kindhearted drifter who won't suffer an insult but feels compelled to champion the farmers' almost hopeless cause (as SHANE will do years later, along with countless other heroic Western loners). 

He has a childlike way about him at times and his scenes with his leading lady are playful, notably when Cole is trying to talk Jane Ellen out of a lock of hair to present to Bean as belonging to Miss Langtry.  The more dramatic turns between the two later on are less convincing, however, lacking their earlier chemistry--a happily-ever-after epilogue seems tacked on, and the film never reaches the emotional highpoints between these two characters that it makes a cursory effort to achieve.


Before that, though, comes the exciting climactic scene which, rather than the battle between the two warring camps that we expect, is an odd episode in which Bean's obsession with Langtry lures him into a final showdown with Cole.  The sequence is a novel one and is tinged with melancholy as we feel a conflicting sympathy for Brennan's otherwise rather monstrous character. 

With its beautiful black-and-white cinematography by Gregg Toland (CITIZEN KANE), THE WESTERNER is an appealingly old-fashioned Western with the kind of period authenticity and genuine-ness that sets it apart from the slicker, more modern examples of the genre.  There are a number of comic touches and a general lighthearted air that keeps things from getting too grim amidst all the shootings and hangings, tempered by a gradual note of melancholy in the relationship between Cole and Bean.

Unfortunately, we never really get to know the farmers enough to care about them, and the ranchers, including a young Chill Wills, are cartoon characters.  (Very young versions of Forrest Tucker and Dana Andrews are on hand as well.)  The fact that it's quirky enough to set it apart from run-of-the-mill Westerns with similar plots makes THE WESTERNER as watchable as it is, along with Brennan's Looney Tunes performance and Gary Cooper's endless, irresistible charm. 


Dead End (1937)

Director William Wyler's 1937 drama DEAD END opens with a beautiful model vista of the city and its tenements and then dissolves to a vast soundstage set in which most of the story will unfold.  It takes place on the edge of the East River, where (as the opening text tells us) every street in New York ends, and where the rich live in lofty apartments whose terraces overlook the poverty and hopelessness of the slum dwellers below.

These include the famed "Dead End Kids", led by Billy Halop, Leo Gorcey, and Huntz Hall when they were barely in their teens but already first-rate actors.  They would go on to various incarnations as the East Side Kids and the Bowery Boys, but here, they're just a bunch of impressionable neighborhood punks who think they want to be big-time thugs like "Baby Face" Martin (Humphrey Bogart), a former Dead-Ender on the lam who has returned to see his mother and former girlfriend. 

The kids are pretty much the main attraction here as they strut and act tough, huddled around a fire in an old barrel or swimming in the filthy water of the East River.  They come from broken homes, often bragging about their stints in reform school or the beatings they got from the old man the night before.  They're funny--especially Gorcey as "Spit" and Hall as "Dippy"--but are vicious when they prey on the pampered rich kid who must pass by them every day with his fine clothes and superior air.


Their leader, Tommy (Halop), lives with his older sister Drina (a luminous Sylvia Sidney) who struggles to support them even as she and her coworkers strike for higher wages.  Drina loves local boy Dave (Joel McCrea), a struggling architect getting by painting signs, but his eyes are drawn to the wealthy playgirl Kay (Wendy Barrie), who likes him while finding his lifestyle distasteful. 

Throughout DEAD END we see the gap between rich and poor as the rich are portrayed as pampered and privileged, the poor as downtrodden and exploited.  Even Drina sports a bruise on her forehead which she got from a cop on the picket line.  The more noble and strong-willed, like Dave (whom we know will eventually realize Drina's true worth in the end), hold on to their scruples while the weak turn to crime. 

Meanwhile, a younger Bogart, still getting "with" billing after McCrae and Sidney, hones his tough-guy persona while also managing to bring some sympathy to his character when he's coldly rejected by his despairing mother (Marjorie Main) and finds that Francey (Claire Trevor), the neighborhood girl he was always sweet on, has fallen into prostitution.  Main is light years from her "Ma Kettle" character here, while Trevor, always stunningly talented, gives a brief but heartbreaking performance. 


These various factions naturally clash when forced to inhabit the same concrete jungle day after day, leading to a dramatic finale that sees Bogart and McCrae trading hot lead while Drina tries to keep her brother Tommy from being arrested after one of the gang squeals on him.  The story ends as it began, with the Dead End Kids resolving their own external and internal conflicts the only way they know how, while hopefully learning something positive from it all. 

Wyler's inventive direction explores that awesome soundstage to good advantage while making the most of his actors' faces in tight, dramatic closeups.  Gregg Toland's lush black-and-white cinematography is shadowy and noirish, especially in the climactic scenes with Bogart and McCrae stalking each other through back alleys and across the rooftops.  The supporting cast includes Allen Jenkins as Martin's crony "Hunk" and Ward Bond as a burly doorman who doesn't get along with the gang.  

While the message may get a bit heavy-handed at times, DEAD END is a treat for lovers of classic film drama and the great actors and filmmakers of yesteryear.  And the Dead End Kids themselves have never been more fascinating, natural, and bursting with energy and talent. 


Stella Dallas (1937)

Barbara Stanwyck demonstrates why many film fans tend to think so highly of her talents in 1937's weepy classic STELLA DALLAS.  She's a great deal of fun to watch in the role of a blowsy blue-collar girl who tries to better herself by marrying a rich man but ultimately finds only heartbreak.  The "crying in your popcorn" kind, that is.

John Boles, burdened with the useless role of Henry Frankenstein's friend Victor in 1931's FRANKENSTEIN, gets to play somewhat less of a stiff here even though his "Stephen Dallas" is a proper upper-class twit.  (Boles was good at playing such a character, though, and manages to make Stephen about as sympathetic as anyone could.) 

Having lost the love of his young life, Stephen has left his former pampered existence to make it on his own as an executive in a large factory where Stella's brother works.  This is where she gets the idea of pursuing him with as much wild charm as she can muster until he's ready to turn sappy and stumble into the marriage trap. 


But when Stella retains her lowbrow ways and fails to evolve into the proper society girl Stephen envisioned, they drift apart romantically and are kept together only by mutual love for their sweet little daughter, Laurel.  Stephen moves to New York for business reasons and runs into his former love, Helen (Barbara O'Neil, GONE WITH THE WIND), now a widow with three sons and suddenly available again. 

As their love is rekindled, Stella devotes her life to raising Laurel with her only other friend being a boisterously obnoxious drunkard named Mr. Munn (Alan Hale, Sr.), whom Laurel can't stand. Laurel (Anne Shirley) loves visiting her father and Helen at her mansion, wishing that she could have the kind of life they offer, but refuses to leave her needy mother alone and unloved despite their threadbare lifestyle.  This becomes increasingly embarrassing for Laurel when her friends and other townspeople begin to shun and ridicule Stella for her tacky clothing, oddly eccentric behavior, and apparently improper relationship with Mr. Munn. 

Stanwyck's impeccable acting skills really shine through here.  She has a field day in the role, seeming to revel in how unglamorous she can be as her character becomes more and more pathetic. Her Stella is blowsy, frowsy, crude, and sometimes downright loony--I began to suspect the onset of mental illness and perhaps even schizophrenia at times--yet she never overdoes it or comes off as maudlin or unconvincing.

I like the way Stella undergoes an almost clownish transformation when dressing to impress Laurel's new society friends and the havoc she wreaks at their summer resort simply by flouncing her way through it.  Laurel's reaction when she discovers that her mother is the laughingstock of all her friends and their parents is heartrending, setting up the film's final headfirst plunge into pure, industrial-strength bathos.


Several scenes in the film's latter half stand out as the kind of aggressive, borderline-maudlin tearjerker stuff that many viewers will devour like a sumptuous dessert.  Nowhere is this more so than in the final scenes, which (although they failed to move me quite as much as intended) are calculated for maximum cry-inducing potential.  Stanwyck plays these to the hilt, and her final smile right at the fadeout is the perfect topper to such a manipulatively heart-tugging yarn.

The film's snappy pace whisks the viewer through the story with barely a moment to catch our breath.  King Vidor's direction is straightforward and lean, just what this streamlined, uncluttered yarn needs. 

The DVD has but one bonus feature, yet it's a doozy--the original 1925 silent production of STELLA DALLAS directed by Henry King (TWELVE O'CLOCK HIGH, THE GUNFIGHTER) and starring Ronald Coleman as Stephen, Alice Joyce as Helen, Jean Hersholt as Mr. Munn, and, in a delightful performance that's every bit the equal of Stanwyck's, Belle Bennett as Stella.  (Douglas Fairbanks, Jr. also appears as Laurel's upper-class beau Dick Grosvenor.)  This version of the story is thoroughly rewarding in its own right and, despite being presented here with no musical score, is quite a treasure for silent film fans.

STELLA DALLAS has but one purpose, and that is to move us to tears over a mother's desperate love for her child and the selfless sacrifice she'll eventually be forced to make to ensure her happiness.  Thanks mainly to Barbara Stanwyck's richly watchable performance, it's more than effective at doing just that.


They Got Me Covered (1943)

Bob Hope's cowardly, vain, wisecracking persona is given quite a workout in the snappy 1943 wartime comedy THEY GOT ME COVERED, which finds him as a not-too-successful newspaper reporter on the trail of Axis spies in the very heart of Washington, D.C. 

Bob plays Robert Kittredge, who has been right on top of several big breaking stories and missed every one of them.  Given one last chance by his extremely exasperated boss Mr. Mason (Donald MacBride doing one of his great "nerve-wracked" routines) to come across with a big story, Bob stumbles right across one when a key informant named Vanescu (John Abbott) sells him information on a saboteur ring in the city right before they're attacked by enemy hitmen on Vanescu's trail.

Following the slimmest of clues, Bob and his beautiful gal-pal Christina (Dorothy Lamour), a reporter for the same paper, find their way into the secret haunts of the bad guys while dodging knives, bullets, and other dangers at every turn. 

This sets us up for endless scenes of Bob either trying to fast-talk his way out of sticky situations or engaging in slapstick bits of business that border on the cartoonish. 


Lenore Aubert plays another femme fatale not unlike her character in the later film ABBOTT & COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN, and Hope's scenes with her are a nice contrast to his more lighthearted banter with lovely Lamour.  The Axis powers are further represented by Otto Preminger as German spymaster Fauscheim, Edward Ciannelli as Baldanacco, and Phillip Ahn ("Kung Fu") as Nichimuro. 

Other familiar faces that pop up here and there include Donald Meek, Arnold Stang, Gil Perkins, George Chandler, Anne O'Neal, Frank Sully, and Mary Treen.  (Hope crony Bing Crosby's voice can be heard coming out of a music box in one scene, prompting an appropriately withering crack from Bob.)

Being that this is wartime and all, there are a couple of surprisingly grim murders of characters that we've come to like, including the intrepid Vanescu and a cute blonde exotic dancer (Marion Martin) whom the bad guys set Kittredge up with in order to discredit him.  (Although after she belts out the awful Harold Arlen and Johnny Mercer tune "Palsy Walsy", you might want to kill her yourself.)  The combination of light comedy with darker, more noirish qualities is both disquieting and oddly compelling.


Otherwise the film is pure fluff, not all that dazzling but not at all hard to take, either.  The chemistry is nice between old pals Hope and Lamour, and Aubert as a sexy seductress is always welcome.  Director David Butler (CALAMITY JANE, YOU'LL FIND OUT, BRIGHT EYES) stages a slapstick finale inside a swanky beauty salon that brings it all to a frenetic finish. 

If you're a fan of Bob Hope, of course, chances are you'll love THEY GOT ME COVERED.  I'm always reminded that Hope is one of Woody Allen's main inspirations, and it's fun imagining Woody's classic dweeb character from such films as BANANAS or SLEEPER performing this role.  Still, Bob was one of a kind, and this is a fun vehicle for his distinctive comedy style.


The Princess and the Pirate (1944)

Bob Hope winds up his craven yet imminently self-satisfied persona once again for the sumptuous period comedy THE PRINCESS AND THE PIRATE (1944), a Technicolor splash of frolicsome fun that's as raucous and irreverent as a live-action cartoon.

After being introduced to the most lethal, ruthless pirate of them all--Victor McLaglen (THE QUIET MAN) as a Bluto-like Captain Hook--we find Bob as Sylvester the Great, a luckless stage performer on a ship from England to America.  A fellow passenger is the lovely Princess Margaret (Virginia Mayo), traveling incognito to escape from the rigid routine of a royal for awhile.  Unfortunately, Hook and his bloodthirsty crew attack the ship, kill all the men, enslave all the women, and hold the princess for ransom.

Here, the film maintains the gallows humor of Hope's earlier YOU GOT ME COVERED (also directed by David Butler) but to an even greater degree, while also allowing co-star Walter Brennan to revel in one of his most grotesque characters ever (played, needless to say, "without 'em").  As Hook's nuttiest crewmember, a toothless, google-eyed old coot known as "Featherhead", Brennan is an absolute hoot and makes Popeye look like Gary Cooper.


Hope's character, of course, must rely on his dubious wits and even more dubious talents, disguising himself as an old gypsy woman to escape execution.  When Featherhead gives him Hook's secret treasure map and helps him and the princess escape in a dinghy if he promises to split the treasure with him, they make their way to a rough waterfront town where Sylvester gets a job performing in a tavern. 

Not surprisingly, the princess is the main draw as his "supporting" act and we get to watch Virginia Mayo lip-synch "Kiss Me In The Moonlight".  Bob's own act is delightfully inept, incurring the wrath of the tavern's motley patrons. 

Things are further complicated when the town's governor, La Roche (Walter Slezak), develops an interest in the princess and abducts her to his fortress-like mansion.  Bob summons his courage--what little there is--and attempts a rescue, encountering not only La Roche but his cohort in crime, Captain Hook, along with his men.  Hope's usual comedy antics ensue amidst a frenetic battle between sword-slinging factions when La Roche and Hook have a falling out that results in comic chaos. 


McLaglen, as you might guess, is ideally cast as the monstrous pirate whose greed is exceeded only by his bloodlust.  Walter Slezak also excells as a more sophisticated monster, the corrupt governor La Roche, while the unspeakably gorgeous Virginia Mayo turns every scene she appears in into a visual feast. 

The cast also includes (in some cases, fleetingly) Marc Lawrence, Tom Tyler, Francis Ford, Tom Kennedy, Mike Mazurki, Ray Teal, Mickey Shaughnessy, and a very familiar face who shall remain nameless here.  Blink and you'll miss none other than Rondo Hatton as the pirate in the window.

As usual, Hope is sharp as a tack at doing what he does best, playing the quick-witted, self-centered coward with an endless supply of comic panache.  THE PRINCESS AND THE PIRATE may not be on the top shelf of the comedy store, but for Bob Hope fans it's a real bargain. 


The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (1947)

With an incessantly nagging mother and a thanklessly boring job as proofreader for a company that publishes lurid pulp magazines (an occupation some might consider heavenly), it's no wonder that a constant series of outlandish fantasies make up THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY (1947).

Danny Kaye's Mitty is an absent-minded milquetoast who tunes out his jabbering mom (Fay Bainter) and bad-tempered boss Mr. Pierce (Thurston Hall doing what he does best) by imagining himself as a courageous ship's captain, a heroic WWII flying ace, a brilliant surgeon, and even a leading fashion designer specializing in improbable hats for women. 

Anything to distance himself from not only these two daily irritants but also from his mousey bride-to-be Gertrude Griswold (Ann Rutherford, GONE WITH THE WIND), her bovine mother (Florence Bates), and obnoxious "friend" Tubby Wadsworth (Gordon Jones, ISLAND IN THE SKY, MCLINTOCK!) who still fancies Gertrude for himself.  Any scene in which Walter must suffer these pushy boors with little or no protest is a study in slow-burn frustration that is relieved only when he finally tells them all to "SHUT UP!" (a major moment). 


Before this breakthrough, however, Walter is going about his boring life when he inadvertently gets sucked into a situation brimming with intrigue and danger, thanks to a beautiful blonde named Rosalind van Hoorn (the ever-gorgeous Virginia Mayo) who's trying to keep a valuable notebook away from homicidal Nazi spies. 

The idea of an everyman suddenly thrust unwillingly into the life of an "international man of action" and trying his best just to stay alive against a gang of ruthless, seasoned bad guys makes this seem almost like a comic variation of Hitchcock's later classic NORTH BY NORTHWEST (even the lovely Technicolor photography looks similar).  The presence of a mysterious blonde whose true intentions are unclear makes it even more so.

Here, however, we get the added benefit of enjoying Walter's vivid daydreams along with him, which give Kaye a chance to show off his remarkable versatility as a comic vocalist and performer.  He gets to sing two intricately zany songs in that trademark rapid-fire, tongue-twisting style which made his children's records so much fun to listen to when I was a wee lad. 


The various alpha male characters he imagines himself as during these sequences are wonderfully arch and deadpan, a fun counterpoint to Walter's actual fumbling, jittery, bland demeanor. 

The fun increases when real life becomes more exciting and scary than his wildest fantasies and he finds himself hanging out of windows high over city streets, dodging a knife-wielding killer (Henry Corden, THE BAND WAGON, THE TEN COMMANDMENTS), and dealing with none other than Boris Karloff as one of the evil spies.  In the meantime, Virginia Mayo is on hand to gorgeous things up every step of the way, making things even more watchable.

Director Norman Z. McLeod helmed two of the Marx Brothers' best Paramount comedies (MONKEY BUSINESS, HORSE FEATHERS) and is in fine form in this frothy adaptation of the James Thurber short story.  The cast is brimming with interesting supporting and bit players including Frank Reicher (KING KONG), Fritz Feld, "Three Stooges" regulars Vernon Dent, Christine McIntyre, Bess Flowers, and Dorothy Granger ("Punch Drunks"), and several more. 

Danny Kaye looks so relatively normal and mild-mannered that it's always interesting to see him go off into one of his wacky musical numbers or well-practiced pratfalls.  The endearingly funny THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY is a fine showcase for his talents, which are just as bright and fresh today as they were when it was made. 

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The 6-disc DVD set from Warner Home Video is in the standard original (full-screen) ratio for all films, with Dolby Digital sound.  All films are mono except THE WESTERNER and THE PRINCESS AND THE PIRATE which are in stereo.  Subtitles are available for each film.  Extras are as follows:

THE WESTERNER: none
DEAD END: theatrical trailer
STELLA DALLAS: the original 1925 silent version in its entirety
THEY GOT ME COVERED: none
THE PRINCESS AND THE PIRATE: theatrical trailer
THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY: theatrical trailer, brief interview with an older Virginia Mayo

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Street date: 7/7/15
(Stills used in this review are not from the actual DVDs)