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Monday, April 30, 2007

FIST OF THE NORTH STAR WEEK STARTS TODAY!

I told you we had a surprise for you this week and its an in depth five part look at the amazing Fist of the North Star series and the history surrounding it. Thanks to Russell Smith for taking the charge and helping craft this amazing look at Fist of the North Star.

The Guiding Light of The Fist of the North Star

An original article about the history of Hokuto no Ken, written by Russell “Kentai” Smith

Part 1 of 5 – The World of the Fist of the North Star


“You are already dead!!”

“KEN!”

Her voice rings out across a battlefield of fallen villages, their blood staining the sand between the buildings shattered and cracked after the war. She’s a tiny girl, held in the raised hands of a massive thug, he and his forces having ravaged the front lines of this peaceful village that lives in fear of its well being taken by men like him. The man she calls out to, dressed in a torn leather jacket and jeans, walks through the corpses with rage in his eyes. Three of the punks who aided their leader, a man just called “Z”, stand in his way.

The man named Ken looks at these three men, and cracks his knuckles. “Get out of my way”, he tells them simply. Not fans of being mocked, the three savages launch themselves at Ken, clubs and axes in hand, but he pays them no mind. With a single swing of his long leg, each one of them is smacked in the face, and without looking back he leaps over them, continuing on as if they never existed.

“What was that?” one of them asks, and the rest all prepare to leave their mark on Ken’s flesh… when they stop short, and shouting incomprehensible sounds of pain, their heads literally bloat and explode, as if a small bomb were shoved into their skull. From the sidelines of this hell on earth, the elder of this small village gasps, and mutters to himself ‘Could it be, Hokuto Shinken?’

Z stares blankly at his fallen comrades, and as Ken tells him to put the girl down, he bellows that Ken must be the one responsible for having killed his men. Without waiting for Z to take his frustration out on the small girl, a sweet and once mute child named Rin, he launches an attack of his own, his hands becoming blurs that strike Z in an endless volley of punches, chops and pokes, shouting “Atatata!” with every hit. Rin falls, and is caught in Ken’s outstretched arms.

Z gets up, seemingly unfazed by Ken’s strange assault. “Your little fists feel like mosquito bites!” he shouts, raising his arms to deliver a crushing blow that would be powerful enough to crush a lesser man’s head into nothing. Ken never even bothers to look back at his enemy.

“You’re already dead” is all that he tells Z, and sure enough, before his enemy can strike a fatal blow his entire body begins to rupture from the inside out, chunks of his brains and vital organs staining the sky crimson and his skeleton tries to escape through his skin, literally turning inside-out in a surreal display of power and justice.

The year is 199X. The man, known just as Ken to those close to him, is the master of Hokuto Shinken. And nothing in this world, no matter the odds, can stand in his way.

You’ve just been struck by the Fist of the North Star.


We Are Living, Live in These 80’s!

The forerunner of “Violence Entertainment Anime”, Hokuto no Ken – or Fist of the North Star, as it’s commonly known in English – was a savage melting pot of bloody entertainment that ushered in a new age of splattering gore, post apocalyptic chic, and superhuman martial arts in the mid 1980’s.

Originally a manga that began publication in Shounen Jump magazine in 1983, Hokuto no Ken became a success big enough to run for 6 years, and have a TV series that adapted roughly 24 of the 27 books of content (the last 2 short stories of which have never been animated). There was also a theatrical anime movie in 1986, a slew of videogames, action figures, and other various marketing tie-ins, and most importantly it started a general revolution in creating a more mature and flexible standard by which animation could be created. It’s arguable that without Hokuto no Ken, the world would have never seen other 80’s titles like Dragonball, Saint Seiya, Guyver, Violence Jack: Harlem Bomber, or countless more modern titles like Elfen Lied, Gantz and Blood+.

Despite its love for violence and mayhem – the series is about head-exploding, eye gouging, spine crunching, and limb-slicing martial arts after all – Hokuto no Ken was very much a morality play more than it was violence without rhyme or reason. Inspired by karate and samurai films of the 1970’s, Italian westerns of the 1960’s, and Australian and Hollywood action movies of the 1980’s Hokuto no Ken combined Japanese aesthetic and heroism, Chinese fighting styles and mysticism, and Western settings and showmanship to create a unique and memorable series which kept its heart rooted in love and justice, all the while never being afraid to set things right with the crushing power of a balled fist to some jerk’s face.

The general story begins in 199X (an unspecified time in the 1990’s), in which the world has been leveled by nuclear war. Most modern technology has become useless, and the most precious recourses – formerly cash, jewels, iPods and what have you - have been usurped in importance by clean water and fresh food. In this desperate time chaos has once more taken hold of the world, and warlords rule over the common people as slaves as they see fit. It’s in these troubled times that a man named Kenshirou, the man with seven scars in his chest and the master of the Hokuto Shinken style, must wage war with those around him once friend and foe alike.

Ken isn’t alone in his battle against the world, however. Aside from Bat and Rin, a pair of kids he inadvertently took up protecting, he fights alongside Rei, Shuu, and Fudou (among several others), masters of the Nanto Seiken style of martial arts. Hokuto Shinken, the Holy Fist of the North Dipper (ie: Ursa Major – mistranslated as “North Star” in the late 1980’s to make the title sound more appealing) is a style based upon driving your ki, or life energy into tsubo, 708 pressure points around the human body. When done properly, this technique can alleviate pain, help the blind see and even bring voices back to the mute… but the style is also incredibly deadly, and with the right combination of tsubo the unfortunate opponent’s body can literally rupture and explode, be forced to convulse, or in some extreme cases convince an uncooperative thug to speak his mind. This style of over the top violence helped Hokuto no Ken get some early attention, though it was its attention to likable characters and a compelling story that kept viewers long after the shock of seeing someone’s body tear in half had worn thin.

Certain forms of karate (and other carious martial arts) are specifically based upon pressing tsubo across the body, so while the results of Hokuto no Ken are exaggerated, they are based at least somewhat on fact. Similarly, the various styles of Nanto Seiken, the opposing school of Hokuto Shinken with 102 masters and the Nanto Roku Sei (or “Nanto Six Stars”, those chosen to carry on the legacy of the 6 most powerful styles in the name of their Nanto star). The five Nanto Stars who join the fray – Shin, Rei, Yuda, Shuu and Souther – all use unique and powerful styles that relate to the characters on some personal level. Hokuto no Ken’s view of martial arts may be less than realistic in general (where’s the fun in realistic martial arts animated?), but I think their treatment of the material, that they were a path to enlightenment and ruin, is perfectly acceptable and exciting none the less.

While every form of Nanto Seiken (South Dipper Saint Fist) is indeed different, they all share the common ground of turning one’s ki into a deadly force, the users’ hands becoming deadly blades with the power to impale, dismember, or in more impressive cases simply cut the opponent as if they were struck with an egg slicer. As Hokuto Shinken was created by the Hokuto Souke ruling line on the island of Asura to protect their ancient bloodline, Nanto Seiken was created to guard the 6 gates of the Empire. Hokuto Shinken, unlike most Nanto techniques, is only to be passed from father to one son, and anyone who fails to become Hokuto successor would have their fists broken, and their memories erased. This tradition would hold true until 199X.

In days long since past, it was said that Hokuto and Nanto must form an alliance in times of chaos, to work towards a better tomorrow. Hokuto no Ken is seemingly in constant battle with this concept, with wicked Nanto Seiken masters being brought to justice through Kenshirou’s struggle, and equally righteous men being killed off in the name of power and conquest by Kenshirou’s two wicked brothers.

Hokuto no Ken continued to thrive and be a success for a number of years not merely because of shock value or moral preaching, but primarily because the series continued to evolve and change, bringing in new concepts and characters on a regular basis. These concepts, similarly, began to change and shift with the mood and concept of the series. For instance, in the first part of Hokuto no Ken 2 (the second series of the anime, and about 3/5 through the manga) electricity and even currency has returned to at least one major city. The power is made by generators turned solely by slave labor, and the money is doled out to bounty hunters for bringing in defectors of the Hokuto Army set on giving water back to the people, turning even the structure of the modern age itself into a symbol of wickedness and excess. Hokuto no Ken reinforces the concept that only water and food, the elements that continue life, are the only absolute powers in the world. Well… that, and Hokuto Shinken, perhaps.


A History of Violent Comics

Hokuto no Ken, despite changing the face of animation the world over into the chisled and unwavering face of a hero hell bent on righting wrongs through hard and fast brutality. But Ken, and the supporting cast of heroes and villains, wouldn’t be there without a rich and varied history of other “brutal heroes” in manga before him.

Perhaps the biggest change in manga was the late 1960’s, which gave the Japanese PTA an enemy against morality and good taste that everyone could agree was worth fighting against: GO Nagai. Starting with Sci-Fi ninja pot boilers like Kuro no Shishi (Black Lion) and bawdy high school sex comedies like Harenchi Gakuen (Lewd School), he quickly made a name for himself as a controversial creator who combined graphic violence and suggestive innuendo in the name of children’s entertainment. Parents may have hated him, but kids loved him, and in the early 70’s Go’s storytelling was stretched into new and more mature ways, with the creation of the epic horror title Devilman, for which he’s best known in the West, as well as starting the 70’s mecha craze with Mazinger Z and Getter Robo. The most relevant creation to Hokuto no Ken, however, is without a doubt Violence Jack, the tale of a huge beast-like man who wanders the remains of Japan after a massive earthquake was said to have opened the very gates of Hell. In 1986, the first of 3 Violence Jack OVA’s would be released, Harlem Bomber Hen (aka Slumking), and in many ways was patterned off of the Hokuto no Ken TV series. Later episodes, including Jigoku Tai Hen (Evil Town) and Hell’s Wind, would become far more brutal and disturbing than Hokuto no Ken ever would.

Similarly, the late 1960’s gave Japan its’ first ever wrestling superhero, Tiger Mask. A manga in 1968, and a TV series that started in 1969, Tiger Mask was the first Japanese costumed hero to deliver bone crunching moves against his opponents in animated form. Tiger Mask also garnered a sequel in 1981, with the original TV series lasting a respectable 105 episodes (with Tiger Mask II only lasting 33 episodes). While watching grappling in a ring seems pretty tame by today’s standards, it was a shocking step towards the modern age nearly 40 years ago. The trend for in your face sports titles would continue in the form of feel good drama titles, like Ashita no Joe in 1970, Captain Tsubasa in 1983, Slam Dunk in 1993, and even Hajime no Ippo in 2000.

Hokuto no Ken owes another manga adaptation a good deal of credit, though this title has never been animated. The Kozure Okami (Lone Wolf and Cub) film series, based on the KOIKE Kazuo and KOJIMA Goseki manga, ran from 1972 to 1974 across 6 feature films, before being released in a heavily re-written and re-edited form known as Shogun Assasin in 1980. While the samurai by nature were deadly warriors who were known to cut their opponents in half with the tempered blade of a katana, the jidai geki (or period costume drama) genre had prior always shown Japanese swordsmanship to be an elegant, bloodless affair through popular television serials and film adaptations like Yojimbo and Zatoichi. OGAMIi Ito, the titular lone wolf, was a just and righteous man who, his child Daigoro ever by his side, dealt a swift and brutal end to those who stood outside the lines of good and evil, becoming a demon himself to put a stop to demons around him. The popular film series remains one of the most shockingly violent 1970’s samurai film, with duel compositions carefully setup between two halves of a head split down the middle, and blood spraying as fiercely as in the now infamous Koroshiya-1 (Ichi the Killer) live action feature.

Kenshirou himself is very much a fusion of many of these heroes before him, with more than a slight nod to the ultra-macho wave of action films in Hollywood that, ironically, both started and ended their reign of popularity with the popular gritty post-modern action film First Blood in 1982, ending in the testosterone addled cheese fest that was Rambo III in 1988. Likening Kenshirou, or even Hokuto no Ken’s aesthetic as a whole to just one cinematic leading man or series is seemingly fruitless, and with an influx of action packed TV shows, pro-wrestlers, emerging video games and an endless influx of historical and fantastic inspiration, Hokuto no Ken created characters that could look like Conan the Barbarian wearing armor patterned after Attila the Hun who’s general, a gigantic whip-wielding Spartan leads armies of Persian “Immortal” warriors (using Roman weapons) against Mongolian nomads led by a Chinese pirate who uses a secret sumo breathing techniques to literally turn his flesh into iron, only to have his metal body shattered by Conan the Hun, who never bothers to dismount from his horse. Sounds crazy, doesn’t it? But that’s exactly what the battle in the 1986 anime movie between Raou and the Fang Family amounts to. Hokuto no Ken is historical and inspirational madness, focused beyond all logic to give an exciting and always surprising twist on familiar concepts.


HARA Tetsuo and Buronson vs. ASHIDA Touyo

Let it not be said that ASHIDA Touyo wasn’t the right man to adapt Hokuto no Ken into a weekly television program as general director. While the first 22 episodes had a lot of issues – in particular the restructuring of events in making Shin the third villain, instead of the first, as well as a lot of one-shot “filler” villains meant to effectively double the length of the first story arc – there were many positive qualities, in particular the vocal cast, soundtrack, and the clear dedication to the source material… when they weren’t making something new up, at least.

With KAMIYA Akira in the titular role of Ken, Hokuto’s fist, his deep and stoic voice brought a level to the character that the written word could only begin to convey in the same way. Several other notable voice actors joined the cast – FURUKAWA Torisho as Shin, SHIOZAWA Kaneto as Rei, and UTSUMI Kenji as Raou just to name a few – every one of them breathing an undeniable sense of life into the series that could have fallen flat without them. Watching the title dubbed into other languages, of course, brings new interpretations on the characters, some of which are justified and none too shabby, while others are but pale imitations of the world so beautifully brought to the TV screen in Japan the first time around.

The soundtrack, similarly, brought a new layer to the series that the source material lacked completely. AOKI Nozomu created a score that combined the various genre that Hokuto no Ken pulled its’ core inspirations from – kung fu and karate cinema provided a rumbling and powerful bass, westerns gave us arid and lonesome string pieces, and perhaps most importantly is the presence of romanticism that resonates from the characters themselves, and their never ending struggle to defend the people they care the most for. The sound of Hokuto no Ken as a whole is perfectly in tune with the visuals, and while I in many ways prefer the manga version to the weekly TV show, I can’t deny that the audio end is something I wish the manga could somehow be combined with, because it was simply such a perfect fit.

But Ashida did far more directing the series than apply sound to the images: the animation itself, while somewhat dated by the standards of modern digital animation, were a constant stylistic struggle to keep the show both looking polished, but still within budget. Early episodes would often feature lengthy still shots of Kenshirou walking against the sun using optical tricks to make the image appear to be warping in the heat, and the graphic head explosions – both to keep censors happy and to keep expenses down – would often be a dark silhouette exploding white “blood” against a red background. Later episodes would actually paint a face on various animation cels, and then photograph them before they were dry, pulling the various layers against each other to make faces “melt” and “tear” as a special effect for the results of Hokuto Shinken. This technique saved a lot of money, and in many instances – such as the battle with Jagi – ends up looking impressive and very unique.

I could bitch about some of the lesser aspects of the anime: such as both Bat and Lin having larger roles, including Bat getting a souped up dune buggy and Lin a puppy. Sometimes they would do a “recap” episode, in which a character would reminisce over past episodes in a last ditch effort for Toei to stretch time and money before animating another full. If I really wanted to I could berate it for all the dumb filler villains, like a guy who launched himself out of a cannon with a floret raised. (Yawn.) And God save me if I ever have to watch the episode again with Zaria, a crazy Shinto priest who turns a town into zombies using church bells and sends an army of headless KKK members after Kenshirou. I swear I’m not making that up. Still, cheesy plotlines that don’t go anywhere for an episode or two basically come with the territory of weekly kids’ shows in Japan, in part because the animation is usually produced at the same time as the manga, and when the TV show catches up… well, there’s nothing left to animate. It’s very, very rare for Japan to take a break and come back a year later with a second season (though it can happen – Tsubasa: RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE comes to mind), since investors are no longer certain that fans will still want to watch the show a year later. Tastes change, after all. So if we’re to complain about the original content in the Hokuto no Ken TV show, we might as well complain that it exists to begin with. Besides, the filler material gets far less… well, dumb, after the first chapter ends episode 22.

Besides: Hokuto no Ken 2 was pretty dumb on its own without Ashida giving Hara and Buronson any help.


YOU ÇÕ SHOCK! …So, you are shocked? You are shocking? Seriously, what?!

One of the more memorable things the TV series gave Hokuto no Ken was its soundtrack, and along with that came various theme songs, all of which helped Hokuto no Ken find its place and attitude with the viewer. All of them featured “Engrish” phrases – something that’s become commonplace in anime over the last 20 years – and in many ways continue in the vein of presenting modern music with traditional sounding vocals. If further proof is needed that I believe this music to be not only a major component of the series, but also good music besides, let it be said that I quoted a line from Ai wo Torimodose!! in my wedding vows.

Seriously, I did: “Ore to no Ai wo mamoru tame, omae wa tabidachi. Ashita wo miushinatta. Hohoemi wasurete kao na dou, mitaku wa nai sa, Ai wo Torimodose!!”

The (mostly) accurate translation that I gave to guests was “You left on a journey to protect our love, even though you lost sight of tomorrow. I don’t ever want to see your face without a smile… I will take back our love.”

My family figured I was insane, but my wife didn’t mind, even knowing what it was from. That’s love, ladies and gentlemen.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Now this is how you hype a wrestling match!

From when LAX (Latin American Exchange) took the NWA Tag Team Titles from Christopher Daniels and AJ Styles at TNA Bound For Glory in 2006. It's on the DVD too that TNA Wrestling put out. Such an awesome promo! Shame LAX had to lose them to a really spent and weak Team 3D. Oh well it's not like LAX is going anywhere but up from here.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Things to come!

Nope we're not dead. Just finishing off finals (which should be done by Wednesday).

Here are some of the things we have in the works:

1. An interview with Tim Lucas of Video Watchdog about Mario Bava.
2. More insane cooking with Sandra Lee as Jess got Sandra's children's cookbook and lord is it horrible.
3. News on the latests offering of Crash Cinema and Blue Underground with cover art and more!
4. A news roundup on some film happenings in Asia.
5. Pro Wrestling Reviews and News: Yep, I like Pro Wrestling and at the very least you're going to have to scroll through it.
6. Lost more that we can't mention yet!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Derek's RED DAWN Review

-SOVIET UNION SUFFERS WORST WHEAT HARVEST IN 55 YEARS.

-LABOR AND FOOD RIOTS IN POLAND. SOVIET TROOPS INVADE.

-AUDIENCES ARE BAFFLED AT LACK OF SPINNING NEWSPAPERS.

-CUBA AND NICARAGUA REACH TROOP STRENGTH OF 500,000. EL SALVADOR AND HONDURAS FALL. WHO CARES ABOUT THEM ANYWAY?

-GREENS PARTY GAINS CONTROL OF WEST GERMAN PARLIAMENT. DEMANDS WITHDRAWAL OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS FROM EUROPEAN SOIL.

-VENEZUELA SECRETLY REPLACES COLOMBIA’S COFFEE WITH FOLGER’S CRYSTALS. WILL THEY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE?

-MEXICO PLUNGED INTO REVOLUTION.

-COPY EDITOR ACCIDENTALLY MIXES VERB TENSES.

-NATO DISSOLVES. UNITED STATES STANDS ALONE.

-IS IT EAST VERSUS WEST OR MAN AGAINST MAN? CAN ANY NATION STAND ALONE? IN THE BURNING HEART!

This is the simple setup for the 1980’s classic RED DAWN starring Patrick “Nobody puts Baby in a corner!” Swayze, Charlie “Five girls at once. It was a pile-up.” Sheen, Jennifer “Baby” Grey, and Lea Thompson. Let me sum up the premise, so that you may understand how hard this concept is to screw up: Patrick Swayze leads a small resistance group against the Soviet occupation of America. What you actually get is: Patrick Swayze leads a bunch of whiny teenagers to hide in the woods for a year and drink deer blood while the townsfolk get tortured, raped, and executed. To be fair, there are plenty of bullets flying about and explosions, but there’s a monotony to the battles as the movie becomes an exercise in futility. Imagine what 300 would be if the Spartans were all crybabies. Not as exciting, huh?

The story begins at a high school. It is a clear, crisp morning in this tranquil little town. What could possibly go wrong? A teacher is trying to lecture his students when everyone notices paratroopers landing just outside the school. The teacher goes out to investigate and promptly gets shot. Did I mention the teacher was black? Yes, even when the Soviets invade, the black guy dies first. From what I can remember, he’s the only black guy in the movie. Am I wrong on this? You know it’s crap like this that makes you white people so annoying sometimes. Getting back to the movie, the mysterious soldiers start killing everybody they can. A few people are lucky enough to escape. These include Patrick Swayze as Jed Eckert, his brother Matt (Charlie Sheen), and some of Matt’s friends. They quickly gather weapons, ammunition, and provisions from one of the friend’s father and head out to the mountains. It is at about this point that something else bothered me. Just what is so fucking valuable about some hick, white-bread, cracker town in the middle of Colorado that the Soviet Union needs to send dozens of troops, tanks, and artillery? The Soviets were pretty strapped for cash in the eighties. Shouldn’t they be more frugal? There are thousands of towns in America. I can’t imagine they had the ability to occupy every one of them, and this town is dead last on my list. And just how the hell did they get tanks all the way over there without being noticed?




So now that this band of pussies is hiding in the forest, they must decide whether to puss out and surrender. Swayze convinces them to stay in the woods where they learn to hunt deer, that most sacred of passages into manhood. In one of the most bizarre scenes I’ve seen in a long time, the kid named Robert is convinced to drink the blood of the deer he’s just killed. He says it makes him feel different. It’s not bad. Kinda salty but not bad. The reverence with which they hold drinking deer blood creeped me out, and the foreshadowing lacked subtlety to say the least. This is as close to character development that we get. Instead, we later get a LORD OF THE FLIES complex, and who honestly enjoyed that book? To be blunt, the next 40 minutes, give or take 20 minutes, consists largely of everybody finding out their parents are dead or watching them get executed and bawling uncontrollably. Even Swayze starts crying like a bitch! At best, you get the occasional awesome, crazy moment. Like when Jed’s father, who they visit at an internment camp, screams out “AVEEEEEEEEENGE MEEEEEEEEE!”





When the young men begin their guerrilla attacks on the Soviets, the film actually builds some suspense, if only because of the David vs. Goliath dynamic. This soon fades away, however, as it becomes clear that they’re not making any progress and there’s nothing worth fighting for. The Wolverines, as they come to name themselves (after the high school mascot), are in limbo for most of the second act, caught between merely surviving and fighting back. There are two possible alternative stories in it that I find interesting. First, on the day of the invasion, they are simply fighting to survive and get to a safe area. The normally peaceful characters must learn to do whatever it takes and kill if necessary, keeping in line with the vague right-wing tone of the film. Second, they start their guerilla attacks as in the movie but rather than let attrition defeat them, they become the aggressors, inciting the townsfolk to revolt and going down in a Spartan-esque blaze of glory. Either way, there would be much jingoistic glory to be had. And it does seem like the movie is about to go in the second direction a couple of times, but they pull back. Instead, the Wolverines battle, and then they have a heartfelt chat around the fire. Rinse and repeat. Any American pride is immediately nullified by teenage angst or a dour Powers Boothe giving a stern lecture. It sucks.








In fact, Powers Boothe’s character, an Air Force colonel, bluntly asks why Jed just doesn’t take the Wolverines to the unoccupied area of America and join the larger resistance movement. Jed’s response is a crappy “Could you?” Well, if my attacks were only a minor nuisance to the enemy and I lacked the guts to push back any harder, then yeah, I think I could haul ass to somewhere that actually matters. The vigor with which the Russians actually pursue them is baffling because it only provides them with more ammunition. Then all of a sudden the movie starts killing off characters solely for the sake of doing so. At one point, It’s Not Bad Robert, who has become quite bloodthirsty, decides to take on three attack helicopters with a mere AK-47 screaming “WOLVERINES!” It’s not a particularly glorious death, just stupid, random, and unnecessary. In the “thrilling” climax, Jed and Matt go on a suicide mission while the two other survivors run away. At this point, who gives a shit?







This synopsis skips over a lot of the plot and a lot of the characters, but does it really matter? There’s Lea Thompson and Ferris Bueller’s sister as the two girl soldiers, but it’s hard to tell them apart from the boys when the boys are so whiny. And they seem to be there so every Russian soldier can hit on them and give Powers Boothe a creepy love interest (a subplot the movie pulls back from soon enough). Nobody puts Baby in a corner except the screenwriter. There’s also the Cuban colonel who loudly e-nun-ci-ates every syllable when he speaks Spanish. Gringos are not supposed to be able to hear at least 60% of the words you say! The film desperately lacks a good villain. And let me reiterate how much I hated the protagonists. Come to think of it, I’m glad almost all of these whiny bastards ended up dead. What made 300 interesting in spite of the battle’s futility was that the Spartans fought with complete abandon. They established themselves as a proud people. They would always be free because their spirits would never be crushed. The characters of RED DAWN cry and whine and yell “WOLVERINES!” at random times. The movie seems to have more high school pride than actual fucking American pride, and it’s a FICTIONAL SCHOOL. And I know they’re supposed to be morally conflicted and being developed character-wise, but – WOLVERINES!!! – I can’t stand whiny protagonists. This movie is supposed to be about bad-ass Americans killing some freaking pinkos, and Patrick Swayze spends a lot of the movie bawling like a little bitch!



What’s strange about the dark tone of so many of the film’s events is that there are so many moments of intentional and unintentional comedy sprinkled throughout. Who doesn’t crack up watching the over-the-top Russian soldier fire an RPG into the school? They steal from the pre-titles sequence of OCTOPUSSY and have a tank drive up to a gas station. One of the Wolverines is convinced to piss in a car radiator. The shot of the “THEY CAN HAVE MY GUN WHEN THEY PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD FINGERS” bumper sticker followed by a shot of a Russian soldier taking a gun from an American’s cold dead fingers. I wanted something cheesy and jingoistic, and at times, it seems that they will deliver. Then they pull back. I was frustrated by the overall experience, needless to say.






I’ve always hated movies where large sections of the story are made irrelevant by later plot developments. I especially hate movies where nothing gets accomplished. A part of my life has been wasted watching something completely irrelevant. Couldn’t they have at least tried to free some of their family members and escape for free land? That would’ve been interesting. That would’ve made the Cuban colonel’s moral dilemma over being an occupier rather than a rebel somewhat interesting and relevant. Then to top things off, the ending narration reveals America won World War III. So basically, all the interesting stuff happens off-screen. Instead, I get deer blood. WOLVERINES! Christ, just put black makeup on all of them and be done with it. Why the hell I am spending so much time ranting about plot structure in a fucking cheesy 80’s Patrick Swayze movie? What the fuck was I thinking? I’m done. I’m heading to free territory.

READERS! AVEEEEEENGE MEEEE!!!!

A Sampling of Sandra Lee's Kakes

As I promised to tantalize all of you with descriptions of the idiocyof Semi-Homemade, I have pulled together some images of Sandra's culinary creations.

The title of this article misspells "cakes" because of Sandra's own inclination to purposely misspell her items (see Kurtain Krafts).

Two of Sandra Lee's most infamous (and I use the term in its pejorative sense) kakes are her holiday cakes. Sandra's show, which one can often locate on YouTube or read about on TWoP's forum on Sandra Lee, is well known for its culturally insensitive takes on cultures different from
Sandra's.

Now, Miss Lee prides herself on being a good ol' girl (not Southern, like Paula Deen) from Washington/Wisconsin/California/whatever place she dreams up, so she does not take the time to learn about the authentic foods and traditions of various cultures. Rather, she enjoys assembling her own half-baked versions of deeply loved recipes that are more often offensive than celebratory.

Case in point: Sandra's Holiday Kakes. Some background on the episode in which BOTH cakes appear would be helpful to the novice. The two cakes depicted below were part of Sandra's FIRST holiday show, entitled simply "Holiday Show." Since this was her first season on Food Network (she has been on the air since 2003), viewers did not know what to expect from her.

They soon found out, however, that holidays for Sandra equal a priority on Christmas food and decorations with other religious holidays hastily shoved into the thirty-minute program.

Food Network describes this famous trainwreck of an episode, and instant classic to all shrikes out there, as such:

Holiday Show
Sandra shows us how to whip up some festive Holiday Treats. Sandra's making a Star of David Food Cake, Classic Holiday Wreath Cake and a Kwanzaa Celebration Cake. Then, we'll see how to make a Christmas Crescent Ring, and Sugar Plum Pops.


From this list of recipes, one can immediately sense the weight given to Christmas treats. This, I believe, is fine. Sandra is presumably Christian, so she has the right to give precedence to her own beliefs and values.

However, it is her attempt to be "respectful" of the diversity of religious holidays that disgusts me. If you can't take the time to learn about the traditional recipes of the culture (for example, I have learned much about brisket thanks to my Jewish fiance and his family), don't even bother
to do this PC crap. It's just pitiful and she should have stated outright that it was a Christmas, not Holiday, show. Probably the heads at Food Network forced her to add these recipes in, so really, they are as much to blame for what you see below as Sandra herself.

Anyway, enough background on this mess of a holiday program. Here are Sandra's Holiday Kakes in all of their glory:


























Above, you will see an image of Sandra's first cake of the evening, the Star of David Angel Food Cake. This is a bright-blue frosted, grocery store AFC filled with marshmallows in its hole.

Now, I know what you might be saying. Wait, Jess, does that cake have too many points? Shouldn't a Star of David Cake have, I don't know...SIX points? Like the freakin' star does?

Yes, reader, I concur. Sandra's math skillz fail her in this culinary catastrophe, and the cake is left looking like a parody of a Hannukah cake.

And, as many shrikes have pointed out, the 'mallows she uses are not kosher, thus defeating the purpose of a traditional cake for the Jewish brethren. Way to be inclusive, you lush! But seriously, if Sandra invites you to her house for Hannukah, decline EVERYTHING if you're kosher. Who knows what she puts in the drinks, for God's sake. In fact, just make up an excuse and go to some fast food joint or something. Your stomach will certainly thank you.

Next, we have what is, to many, the epitome of Sandra's insensitivity:
















This, my readers, is the famous Kwanzaa Celebration Cake.

Again, you may be asking yourself, how in the hell does this hideous abomination relate to Kwanzaa? Because she made the frosting a light brown color, similar to the skin of those who celebrate the holiday (semi-racist)? Or is it the GINORMOUS candles she stuck on top? Whatever logic one can deduce from Sandra's choices, it is obvious that this is not, in any way, shape, or form, a traditional cake of the African harvest holiday. Note the use of apple pie filling to fill in the hole. Perhaps, in Sandra's warped and alcohol-soaked mind, that was her notion of a harvest cake. Of course, there are no apples harvested in Africa, but don't tell Sandy that! She's too drunk to care.

Oh, and yes, those are corn nuts and pumpkin seeds adorning the frosting. I don't know why either.

























This is the interior of Sandra's Harvest Cake, or what I like to call,"A cake for white people." Even though it is thoroughly disgusting and features the same weird brown frosting of the original Kwanzaa cake, it is devoid of the lovely candles that are the main feature of the cake for
black people. Wow, how creative can one person be?

In conclusion, these images give you a better understanding of Sandra's kulinary kreations. She assumes, or the Food Network pushes, the need to include the various winter holidays on her first Christmas show. To fulfill her requirements, Sandy half-assedly (I think I made that term up) pulls some AFCs from the grocery store and SLops them up in the way only a show called Semi-Homemade would think was possible. These two cakes remain the quintessential viewing material for new shrikes and, as Sandra herself states in her earlier intro, "I'm thrilled to be able to share them withyou."

Up next: Some facts about Sandra's past, and a review of her cookbook for kids!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Movie Quotes That Are Fun to Yell

I've been working on my RED DAWN review, which will be coming within the next couple days (uploading clips and starting work on a second draft tonight), and I've discovered two quotes that are very entertaining to yell at random times. "WOLVERINES!" and the immortal "AVENGE ME!" I was in my last Team Sports class and while playing Gladiator (a bastard child of dodgeball and capture the flag that sucks), I kept myself entertained trying to think of more quotes to yell. The list is pretty modest right now:

"KHAN!"
"OUTLANDER, WE HAVE YOUR WOMAN!" (Children of the Corn)
"ZAH!" (Touch of Satan)
"STAY!" (The Undead)
"WESLEY!" (Road House)
"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!"
"AAW, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" (Planet of the Apes)
"HOLSTER YOUR WEAPON!" (The Sentinel/random 24 episode)

So I was wondering if any of you readers out there had any suggestions. Specifically, I need these suggestions so I can leave random messages on Ian's voicemail. Just leave them in the comments. The pithier, the better. Obscure references are always welcome.

By the way, Ian. On July 4th, I am so leaving "Today, we celebrate OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!" on your voicemail.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

The Horrors of Semi-Homemade coming soon!

I will be writing in the next week or so about one of my favorite guilty pleasures: Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee. Her show on Food Network features some of the most abysmal recipes that stem from her "cooking philosophy": 70% store-bought ingredients and 30% fresh and "creative touches."

The woman is a blonde, big-breasted imbecile who has her shirts match her decor, particularly her "tablescapes," and has really crappy voiceovers in every episode of her show. In addition to her stupidity, she also acts like a whore, deepthroating whatever crappy food she assembles as seen below (I won't use the term cook for the likes of her), and she ends each episode with Cocktail Time, during which she creates and downs the alcoholic beverage du jour. In fact, in a few episodes she has given children, such as her niece and nephew, drinks called "kiddie cocktails!" People have said she should be on Comedy Central, since her program is so hilarifying (hilarious and horrifying).




If you have never heard of this ludicrous show, please check out Television Without Pity's forum. It is worth reading the critical reviews of her haters, known as "shrikes," who function as snarkers and point out the absurdities of every aspect of her show. For example, she had a Kwanzaa Cake that was decorated with CORN NUTS. And who could forget the Star-of-David Cake with an eight-pointed pearl star on top? This is but the tip of the iceberg for the insanity that is Sandra Lee.

I have posted below a YouTube clip that demonstrates a hint of Sandra's lunacy. Check out the way she pronunces "aquarium" and how she makes two cocktails, "one for now, and one for later." Sheesh, what a lush!



I look forward to sharing all of the ridiculousness of Sandra Lee by reviewing her cookbook for kids. Here is but a small sample of her supposedly kid-friendly introduction:

"Like, who knew? Cooking is way fun the Semi-Homemade® way. Hook up with Sandra and her nieces and nephews and get creative in the kitchen – morning, noon and totally whenever. No more, “What’s for dinner?” Kids fix their faves. Pizza, spaghetti, dig-that dessert and sooo kewl smoothies – it’s all good… and all easy, with spot-on directions and "mix and fix" pix that help growing gourmets score incredible edibles. Later on the leftovers. This book cooks. And you can, too!"


Frightening, isn't it? Once you see this woman and her insane extended family (including Kimber, Miss Stephanie and the sexually ambiguous Brycer), you will understand the hilarity that is Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Trailer for Satoshi Kon's Paprika

Jess and I are huge fans of Kon's previous TV Show Paranoia Agent. It's nice to see a gorgeous show that makes you think. Thankfully Kon's latest work is hitting US theatres on June 1, 2007 and it looks great. The quote from the NYT is a gross generalisation, so don't let it get to you if your a fan of US animation.

Enjoy

Friday, April 20, 2007

Coming Soon: What Could We Be Planning????

Here is a little preview!


Interview with BCI's Cliff MacMillan. Transforming a label!

Intro:

1. Can you give us a little background on yourself?

I’ve been in the video business for 24 years. I started in retail in an independent video store, then tower records as the vide o buyer for the chain and I then moved on to distribution taking a job with Ventura distribution for six year. I joined BCI about 2 years ago. I also spent nine years as a movie theatre manager – in big multi-screen theatres and in a few grindhouses in the eighties

2. Delta Force or Invasion USA?

I prefer Forced Vengeance, but if I had to chose I’d pick delta force

3. How did you start working at Adness?

I met the owner of Adness while i was at Ventura. He wanted to start a U.S. DVD label so, we distributed the line at Ventura. I picked the films he released, and oversaw the release of each title - art, transfer etc.

4. How did you wind up working at BCI?

I was friends with the then president and VP of sales and they asked me to join the company

5. Were you wary of working at BCI because of its history of being a Public Domain boxset company and the public perception of it?

It was a concern. I had worked hard to build labels like Adness, where we licensed over 15 Sonny Chiba films, putting out quality presentations of his films for the first time, and now I was joining a company that use to do the opposite…but that was the old BCI, now the company is owned by a public corporation and we are almost completely out of the pd business.

BCI:

1. How did Brentwood become BCI?

The company was purchased by the Navarre corporation and moved away from the pd business and into a more front-line DVD company. The he-man releases really put BCI on the map. They are amazing releases that really cater to the fans.

2. It often seems such a daunting task to restructure a company, when you started at BCI what were you goals?

The company moved to doing much bigger deals with major licensors and the goal was to move away from pd and create quality releases for DVD fans. We have licensed content now from major studios like disney, abc and new line.

Do you feel you’ve accomplished them?

As a company I believe we have accomplished them and I feel like I am continuing to help BCI meet those goals and bring the fans quality DVDs.

3. Do you feel that you’ve been able to get an adequate budget to produce quality titles and support from BCI’s higher ups?

Very much so….but as a business, you need to make sure that you recoup the money you put into releases…and sometimes films don’t warrant a super collector’s edition because you’ll probably only sell a couple hundred copies. You want to do the best you can, but it’s a business and we are in the business to make money for our owners. So, sometimes you don't get the budget you'd like to create something….but Navarre is very supportive of what we do and our sister company, Funimation.

4. Does the accusations that often pops up on forums of BCI just being a PD company aggravate you, especially when it is no longer the case?

Yes, it does. We have become another company but people just won’t believe it and still see us as Brentwood. But I just can’t let it bother me any more. People will think what they want…but if you look at the he-man releases or shadow warriors, you’d see that we are completely changed.

5. If you could say anything to fans about how BCI being totally different from Brentwood what would you say?

Oh, I think I did above. I think if they look at those releases they will see that things have change…or look at our Starlite drive-in theatre release of madmen of Mandoras (aka they saved Hitler’s brain) where we found the missing negative (thanks to mike vrany) and did a truly amazing new film transfer. The film looks better than it deserves to look lol

6. How has BCI been dealing with the problems of the major impendent stores

eliminating shelf space for non-major labels?

It is getting harder out there getting shelf space with the amount of releases coming from the studios. This is another reason why we can’t spend thousands of dollars creating extras for smaller films…because we might not even get the title onto store shelves because of the competition

7. Is the threat of bootlegging (more so for the Japanese titles) are large problem? Right before your Sister Street Fight set came out a bootleg set came out and appeared in major online shops.

I just have to hope that our version is so darn great that people will want to own the official release and not purchase the bootleg. In the case of sister street fighter, we did new hd transfers and Patrick Macias did a great booklet, so i hope that people will want to buy ours because of these extras.

8. How important is fan feedback? You often post on many forums, which is usually only done by a couple of label heads. You’re bookmark file must be overflowing.

I like talking to the fellow film and DVD fans. I am one of them. I'd be on the forums even if i didn't work in the business. It's great to hear from the fans that like what we are doing…and like anyone you hate to hear the negative comments… but that is the nature of the business …you just try your best and hope everyone is happy.

Rarescope

1. How did Toby Russell come into contact with BCI?

Through a licensor that i work with. I have never spoken to toby.

2. How does a title usually get prepared for a US release (transfers, extras, etc)?

On the Rarescope titles, the transfers, extras and artwork are done by the folks at Rarescope. We author the final disc and manufacture them.

3. Has the line been successful so far?

It has done well

4. How often will Rarescope titles be coming out?

Usually bi-monthly, but we have had a short break recently as we've been waiting for some transfers to be completed

5. Is there anything that our readers should be specifically on the lookout for in the coming months?

A new version of Chinese Hercules with extras and an early Jackie Chan film

Ronin

1. Can you explain the Ronin label and what type of films it will be handling?

The Ronin label will specialize in films and television series from Japan. There will be more Chiba, more samurai and more superheros

2. How has it been working with the Japanese studios?

Great! They have lots of great product. I wish I could acquire it all and they have great materials. They take care of their films and their libraries

3. How has the line of Sonny Chiba films been doing?

Very good….since we are re-releasing titles that were already released at Ventura, most of the real Chiba fans already own most of the titles we have put out recently, so you are just trying to find the fans that didn’t buy them intially..but we’ll have new titles…like shadow warriors and new versions of the bodyguard, karate warriors and dragon princess…all license from the u.s. rights holders …and new transfers from the negatives

4. Is their any chance that Ronin will be able to put The Street Fighter or will New Line not sell the rights?

I sure would love to release them. We have licensed 'wanted dead or alive' from new line and I constantly ask them about the street fighter films, but I believe they have plans for the films.

5. What is the policy of Ronin in getting US versions and English dubs? Although not always greeted with enthusiasm by all, many (including me) do like seeing them. One eample is the completely random opening to the Sonny Chiba film The Bodyguard.

I’d like to offer both versions when possible, sometimes it isn’t. On the bodyguard, dragon princess and karate warriors we will be releasing the English version only. We don't have access to the original versions from the licensor and i'd have to license the film a second time to include the original version. So, the fans will be bummed that the Japanese version is not included but the u.s. licensor doesn't own those rights and i can afford to license the film twice.

6. The release of Shadow Warriors is something new to R1 with only the release of Zatoichi being comparable, is there a chance of more Chiba shows or asian television shows for that matter? Yes, a good chance…a very good chance ….more to be announced later

7. Is there any chance that Ronin will put out any more Tsbruaya shows either dealing with Chayio or TPC?

I don’t think so.

8. If you can look into it, is there any chance you could get Dinosaur War Azienborg (its owned by TPC and legal issue free)? It combines suitmation and anime and is amazing (well at least for me). Here is part of the show http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELJ17nTYSNI this is a copy using the Arabic dub. It was released in the US as a compilation of four episodes called Attack of the Supermonsters (and which is made fun of by everyone but me).

I have never heard of that show… I will certainly check it out.

BCI Grindhouse/Demois/Crown International

1. How did BCI get the Paul Naschy and CIP films?

I found out both were available and we put in a bid for them

2. Do you think the Grindhouse (CIP) series can help fill the void left by the demise (at least for the moment) the MGM Midnite Movies series?

I hope it can…but MGM has a much better library of films to choose from J

3. Is it often hard to find the uncut and original aspect ratio masters for these films? Sometimes

it's difficult…but more often, it's just expensive to create them. The Naschy films were quite an ordeal. The licensor had to search several prints and different cuts to find all the footage. Luckily, we had an expert consultant on the project, Mirek Lipinski, who knew the films and could tell us where there was missing footage when the masters arrived and the licensor would go back into the vaults to find the missing footage. It was quite a time consuming undertaking since the materials were in another country.

4. Does BCI plan to acquire older films from the 50s and early to mid 1960 or will the focus be more 1970s featured?

I like to release films from all sorts of genres and decades, but i’m partial to the 70s

5. Though released by Rhino the Crater Lake Monster was distributed by CIP, is there any chance of a re-release of that?

Yes, and in a new HD master

6. Where does BCI get the trailers and ads for its double features?

Mostly from the crown vault and our other licensors…and collectors

Misc

1. What is BCI’s plan for next gen digital media such as HD and Blu-ray?

We plan to support all formats. When we announced our hd-dvd titles about a year ago, we thought retail would embrace quality titles at an affordable price, but they just wanted studio titles, so we put our plans on hold until the retailers devoted space for the independents. So, I hope we will have hd-dvd releases later this year

2. Has BCI looked into adding their content to digital-on demand or online on demand services?

Yes, our parent company has audio product on I-tunes and we have some deals with other digital downloading companies

3. Is there anything else you would like to tell our readers?

Thank you for your support. I wish i could announce some of the things we have coming in 2007 and 2008, but it’s too early to announce as some of the deals are being finalized but it think you’ll be pleasantly surprised with what we have coming. I’ll let you know as soon as i can.

Thanks again to Cliff for this great interview!

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Jess takes on co-opting the color green!

Jess was inspired to write this while we were watching HUMAN GIANT on MTV (which is absolutly hillarious) and we saw an ad for PIMP MY RIDE and how its going green (yes, I really did just write that).

Going “Eco” or “Ego?” My Analysis of the “green” effect on society

Recently, Ian and I have been planning our impending summer wedding (8/31/08, woo!). As I have been perusing the many magazines for brides-to-be, I have noted a troubling trend: “green weddings.” Now, I have no problem with environmentalism; in fact, Ian can attest to my love of picking up litter (don’t ask). Anyway, I have always believed wholeheartedly in the need to preserve the world, plant trees, cut down on emissions, etc. I previously celebrated Earth Day by doing my share, cleaning up parks and the like, when I was in middle school, and I continue to have an interest in recycling and taking care of the Earth.

You might be asking, if this girl is gung-ho about environmentalism, why is she griping about “green?” Well, the simple response to that query is this: I hate the co-opting of a COLOR for political agendas. I was pissed with the red/blue state crap in 2004, (blue is my favorite color, but that doesn’t mean I’m a Democrat (Independent all the way!)), and now this heightened eco junk is pissing me off. Seriously, when did the combination of blue and yellow come to define environmentalism? When did the “green” cover of Vanity Fair become more than simply a background choice? Why the hell are all of my lovely bridal magazines adorned with “go eco” and “can your wedding help save the world?” Really? Do people ACTUALLY believe that by having recycled paper invitations and moss in their floral arrangements they are “saving the world?” And, this is not a joke, my The Knot for Spring/Summer 2007 actually suggests to “try fair trade” for after-dinner coffee? When the hell did free trade become ecological? Did I miss something?

This was my problem at college too. I was incredibly keen on joining the environmentalist group on campus, known as LEAP. I wrote an email to the president expressing interest in going to their meetings and helping out with their activities. Little did I know the group was basically a shill for the Green Party and all of their potlucks were vegan. Can’t an environmentalist eat meat or have different views? Also, the group was full of elitist snobs who felt they were “doing their part” to help the planet. Yeah right. On Lehigh-Lafayette Day, a day of drunken debauchery on March field, the members worked “hard” to clean up the mess left by the idiot lushes after the tailgating parties. Ian and I went over to see if we could be of assistance (I told you I love cleaning up trash; it’s a sickness!). Instead, we were shoved aside because they supposedly didn’t need anyone else to help out. Okay, does that make sense to anyone? Shouldn’t an environmentalist group want to involve as many people as possible in cleaning up the grounds of the field? That wasn’t even the most annoying aspect of LEAP, however. After they went about collecting the aluminum beer cans strewn across the grass and mud, they left. THEY F’ING LEFT. Did they clean up the food, the plates, the TRASH all over the field? Oh, no. That’s for the custodians to do. But they clearly did their part, right?

I hope I haven’t offended anyone, but I really am sick of this crap. When politics mingle with good old recycling and picking up litter, no one wins. People should want to help clean up for the sake of doing something selfless, not because it makes them look good to others. I once had my middle school principal come up to me and thank me for cleaning up the halls when no one else did. I didn’t do that for anyone but myself, yet I appreciated his gratitude. The sight of litter disgusts me, and it’s the same people who profess to be “green” and “eco-friendly” who do nothing about it.

When magazines about traveling suggest “where you can stay to change the world,” you know this has gone too far. Seriously, we need to take back the color green. If I want green at my wedding (celery or pistachio…I haven’t decided yet), it’s not going to mean it’s a “go eco” wedding. Our wedding will be a celebration of our favorite colors, not our political beliefs. Hey, we have enough problems as an interfaith couple as it is! :)

Derek's Review of "Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life": A Lifetime Original Film.

CYBER SEDUCTION: HIS SECRET LIFE is one of those movies where I get giddy just thinking about it. This “shocking,” could-happen-to-you exploitation flick about Internet pornography made for Lifetime exceeded all my expectations of unintentional comedy. It’s truly amazing how detached from reality this movie is. This movie makes you wonder how REEFER MADNESS such a reputation for being so entertaining when it is just interminably boring in comparison. I’d love to know the story of the making of this movie. Could they not have consulted with just one of the millions of men that actually regularly surf Internet porn? Do they even know the purpose of pornography? I’m not sure they do for reasons that will soon become apparent.


We open up with a kid sneaking into the high school gym late at night. His face is bloodied and he attempts to drown himself in the pool by jumping in face down and not turning around.

Three months earlier...

The kid, Justin, has just made the all-state swim team. Because this is his only way into college, for reasons that are made abundantly clear throughout the movie, everyone's happy. He's dating a cute but religious girl, so she's got her legs clamped shut. Yet he's so completely whipped, he's willing to wait "just a couple months" to do it because she wants it to be "magical". Apparently, she wants to pop her cherry at the premiere of the next Harry Potter movie. Did I mention his AOL name is thus Strokeman (because he swims you see)? The kid who becomes addicted to porn calls himself STROKEMAN. And they never make a joke about it! Since they wasted such a valuable opportunity, for the rest of review, I'm calling this guy Strokeman as he should be.

So Strokeman starts looking at porn. Perhaps the reason they never call him Strokeman in jest is because it’s not clear if he ever actually masturbates. The sexually frustrated kid browsing pornography for hours on end does not masturbate. Rule #1 of pornography: Pornography is for masturbation. Something just ain’t right with this boy. He leaves the speakers on at a pretty loud volume with the door wide open and the monitor positioned perfectly in line with the hallway. My God, this kid is a dumbass. His mom of course catches him and is horrified. The dad’s reaction is actually pretty reasonable. So what? The dad goes to talk with his son at the mom’s behest, however. They have a talk and come to an understanding. This is all just an outlet for his perfectly normal frustrations at being in love with a frigid woman. But of course this is a TV movie, so the problem and the stuipdity escalate quickly.

Strokeman is a sloppy bitch and a complete dumbass (he likes Green Day for God's sake! GREEN DAY). He makes no attempt to shut the door ever, allowing his little brother to walk in as two dozen popup windows of half-nude women suddenly appear on his monitor, assuredly one of the funniest scenes in the movie. He looks up porn on his girlfriend's PDA during swim meets for God's sake. If he were actually living up to his name, this would not help his sexual frustrations. He certainly doesn’t have the guts to whip it out and start beating it in public. So he gets himself all hot and bothered for nothing while leaving evidence all about. Meanwhile, his mother (Kelly Lynch) asks about how to look at web browsing histories, but she gives up when she hears they can easily be erased. This kid's such a dumbass, however, that I doubt he does. He's constantly e-mailing himself porn links and photos and movie clips. He causes his little brother to develop a pornography habit, which is disturbing because the kid is about 10. That’s way too early. He needs to be 11 at least. And apparently the entire family has some sort of genetic mental deficiency as the little brother leaves a CD in his sock drawer labeled Virgin Vaginas for his mother to easily find. Here’s a tip: DON’T LABEL YOUR PORN IN BIG BOLD LETTERS AS SUCH. The little brother also gets caught e-mailing porn to a friend, which he shows off in class. Strokeman starts looking up porn in the freaking school library and gets caught red-handed, or red-faced since he doesn’t know what the fuck to do with his hands. And more disturbingly, he develops an addiction to energy drinks. You know those cartons that gas stations buy that probably cost at least $100 each (50 cans, $2 a pop)? He’s got at least 3 stacked in his desk drawer.
Crystal meth would be much more efficient. He spends all night staring at the screen with his dull cow eyes clicking and clicking and guzzling and guzzling. So he loses sleep and his grades slip and he starts swimming poorly, blah blah blah. He’s now a complete loser.

Meanwhile, the war with his mother escalates as she does nothing but fret and yell. Then she takes action. She gets a website blocker, then moves the computer into the den, and then she cuts off Internet access in the house entirely, which is actually what leads to the library fiasco. Never does she try to sit down and have a stern but reasonable talk with her son. She just yells or doesn’t even bother talking. I mean the kid's lies are more gossamer than tissue paper. He says he's going to his girlfriend's house to study, and he doesn't (more on that in a little bit). But she says nothing and just accepts his obvious bullshit. In fact, she pretty much tells her husband that he's going to be a loser, as swimming is the only way he's getting into college. Yeah, that'll lead to a viable career. If swimming is the sole reason you’re getting into a college, not an Ivy League school or even a second-tier school, but A college, then you have to be pretty fucking stupid. Wait, it all makes sense now! Of course, her inability to confront the problem properly lets Strokeman to continue hurtling towards rock bottom. While she’s sleeping, he’s steals her credit card and subscribing to many different sites of varying levels of perverseness while browsing on the computer in the den. This is what annoyed me the most about the whole movie: You can get plenty good stuff for free, and besides, DON'T LEAVE A FUCKING PAPER TRAIL. Meanwhile, the dad's answer to everything is shoving Justin against the wall. Apparently, he mistook hockey games for parenting lessons. Not that this guy's the abusive alcoholic stereotype, it's just that, again, the whole family is apparently slightly retarded. What we've got here is failure to communicate.

The most disturbing thing is that there’s a girl in Strokeman's class running a porn site, his favorite FYI, and people just resort to petty namecalling. If he's 16, she's probably 16 too. She apparently lives alone, but nobody cares. She's a dirty, evil, red-headed ho... who's completely got the hots for Strokeman. Unfortunately, he's far too dickless to do anything the first time they meet up at a bar. He gives the most transparent lie (he’s going to study with his girlfriend) to his mother to go to this bar and does nothing. I was screaming for him just to tap that ass. He actually decides to do his homework instead. Bitch, listen to your mom! You're going to be a loser in life. All you have is swimming, so take it while you can get it, son! Finally, thankfully, after the library incident, he comes to her pad and, wait for it..., pussies out completely again. Apparently, he can't get into the mood if it's not pixilated. After she kicks his pathetic ass out the door, her fragile ego is so shattered that she head butts the damn sink. I thought she'd punch out the mirror, but no. She actually head butts the sink and gives herself a bloodied evil eye in the mirror.

After the parents find out about the credit card shenanigans and subsequent grounding (GASP! he's grounded for the semester. Surely this will cure him of his crippling porn addiction), they have a quiet dinner with the tension so thick you could cut it with a knife. The mother drives Strokeman to his girlfriend's house so he can apologize for defiling her PDA and just being a pussy in general. Upon arriving, Strokeman admits to mom he has a problem. And he tells his girlfriend he wants to go to church with her leading to this exchange:

"Wow, that's pretty radical."
"Yeah, well I need to get radical."

Well, cowabunga, dudes! She's her normal frigid self and slightly pushes herself away. Apparently, she doesn't want to be with Justin when he's having a difficult time in his life. While walking back, some kid from his high school sees him and quickly drives to the bar where his friends and the porn girl are. She tells them not to go but they go. The camera zooms in on her and the music swells and she.... does nothing. The guys give Strokeman the ass-whooping he so richly deserves everyday of his pitiful existence, which ends all too quickly. And he drags his ass to the pool and drowns himself. His life flashes before his eyes, and unfortunately, at the last second, he decides he wants to live and starts swimming like a bat out of hell just like his mom used to! Fade to blue!? Huh. Ok. Then Kelly Lynch tells us to talk to our kids because knowing is half the battle and we finally fade to credits.

Wow. That was a long 2 hours. There are two ways to react to a movie with such childish black-and-white moral naiveté about an issue: you get annoyed at the idiocy or you laugh. Thank God there’s plenty in this movie to laugh at. It's interesting to note that they do actually show a lot of what Strokeman's looking at, but everybody's at least in opaque lingerie that covers a good portion of the body. The "kinky" stuff that gets himself coined "King of Porn" is just women in leather bustiers. So Mr. and Mrs. Smith is basically hardcore porn - g'damn Angelina Jolie was hot in that outfit, but moving on... I'm not even sure he ever learns what a vagina is or does. And of course there are the long leering looks at girls, as if that's a horrible, evil act that no normal guy would ever do. Well, it wouldn't be too bad if he weren't doing it while TALKING TO HIS GIRLFRIEND!

Throughout the movie, the kid consistently reaches new levels of idiocy. It's just awe-inspiring how little tact, and self-restraint and secrecy he comports himself with. And I blame it on the energy drinks. Wheter it’s
4 A.M. or at 7 A.M. or 8 P.M., he's always guzzling the crap. He must always be really wired and/or hung over. Where were his parents when he had to overcome that addiction, huh? Lousy bastards. Everybody just pushed him away rather than try to deal effectively with the problem.

Just another poorly acted, poorly written, poorly directed TV movie, but hey, there's some great unintentional comedy thanks to you, Strokeman.

Strokeman's mom: "Virgin Vaginas. I don't think it's a new rock band."
No, but it should be. It should be.

New Reviewer=Awesome Reviews

Join us in welcoming Derek Singer to are expanding staff at HK FILM NEWS. I can tell you his reviews are going to leave you in stiches. Check the one we are putting up in a few minutes.

Here is his short bio that he wrote up for us.

Bio: Derek Singer, 22
I'm a graduate of Rice University (B.A. Computer Science) as of May 10. Originally from South Florida, I'm moving to Seattle to work at Amazon.com. My tastes in B-movies tend toward the cheesy 50s/early 60s sci-fi and monster flicks. I do love me some "MANOS" THE HANDS OF FATE, though. My pet peeves include popped collars and those blue dress shirts with white cuffs and collars. I try not to judge people lest I be judged, but popped collars are an immediate black mark on you in my book. Most of humanity baffles me to be honest.

So now the video is OLDBOY influenced too! People time to make your own choices

Well at least more people can finally discover why Carrie Ricky (and most of the other reviewers from the Philly Inq) stink!

http://blogs.phillynews.com/inquirer/flickgrrl/2007/04/never_again_1.html



Now Cho, who took a break between murders to mail an Oldboy-influenced videotape of his isolation and anger and ranting to NBC News obliges us to ask this question again. Right now I'm in mourning for the senseless loss of lives. And I'm incensed that Netflix.com would seem to be cashing in on Oldboy by featuring it as a suggested title to those who rent foreign films.
Ladies and gents its time to start letting other people tell you what is "true" and what is not.
If you have no more interest in this incident (and its completely understandable) then thats fine.
If you do and have any interest in this "evil movie" just go out and buy a copy or rent one. Form your own opinions and think. I'll be honest I never liked the film at all, still I can at least make that comment based on my on observations and not what the news tells me.

Time to make you own opinions, before others make it for you. The choice is entirely yours.

Oldboy DVD

Apparently Matt Drudge HATES Korean Cinema

I think liberty and free expression are seriously going to have to go into hiding for a while. Sigh this is what happens when we give into fear and a desire for answers even without knowing the facts. We're all going to have to suffer for this, regardless if your a friend of the arts, video games, or music the repression and scapegoating is going to start again. The irony of this is that I didn't even like Oldboy enough to finish it. However, the doesn't make this one bit right. I feel bad for those who love Korean Cinema, its not fair what there going to have to put up with because of one lunatic.

Apparently Matt Drudge really has it in for Korean Cinema. Building on his original hammer link comparison topping his headlines yesterday.

www.drudgerpeort.com


CAMPUS KILLER 'COPIED MOVIE'...



http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1261563,00.html

Copycat: Killer Re-Enacted Violent Film

Police investigating the Virginia Tech killings are looking at whether Cho Seung-Hui was copying parts of a violent film when he murdered 32 people.

The movie scene and Virginia killer
The movie scene and Virginia killer

Officers believe he repeatedly watched Oldboy as part of his preparation for the killing spree.

The film, which won the Grand Prix award at the 2004 Cannes film festival, has been described as "an ultra-violent movie of obsession and revenge".

It contains stylised scenes of killings and an attempted suicide, and is filled with what one critic called "punishing emotional violence".

Similar themes seem to have occurred in Cho's own writings.

The video, which Cho posted to an American TV network while carrying out his murderous rampage, appears to include photographs of Cho re-enacting scenes from the film.

He is shown holding a gun to his head and wielding a hammer, images that appear in the movie.

The fact that he seems to have been influenced by the film will re-ignite the debate over whether violence in movies and video games can lead to people becoming more violent themselves.

Cho's video diary, along with his collection of movies, writings and that fact that he bought a gun last month reveal that, rather than the killing spree being a spontaneous event, he had planned the massacre in advance.

:: See Sky News Online's in-depth coverage of the shootings.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

There are still heroes in the world

When we watch the heroes of Hong Kong Cinema we think of men like this, not lunatics like Cho Seung-Hui. Selfless sacrifice for the protection of others.

http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/04/18/updates-on-virginia-tech/

Hero of the Hokies | 12:19 PM ET

President Bush has anointed the first hero of the Virginia Tech massacre.

Liviu Librescu threw his body in front of the door to his classroom while his student escaped through the windows. Cho Seung-Hui was on the other side, trying to make another stop in his shooting spree at Norris Hall that left 30 dead.

Mr. Librescu was apparently hit by a bullet that pierced the classroom door, USAToday wrote.

“We take strength from his example,” the president said today at the Holocaust Museum in Washington.

The location was fitting because Professor Librescu, who was 76, survived the Holocaust, only to be killed on Yom Hashoah, the international day that commemorates Holocaust victims,” The Times story on the victims said.

Across the Web, many others have paid tribute to the professor. One report was recommended by almost 3,000 users at Digg, a social news site.

While his life included important achievements on aeronautical engineering, his role in two moments in history called out for a connection, which a blogger at Powerline made with grace:

More than sixty years after his liberation, the rescued became the rescuer.

Well that didn't take long.....

http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/04/18/updates-on-virginia-tech/

Updates on Virginia Tech

An Image’s Ties to a Dark Movie | 8:07 PM ET

Inspiration for Cho's Images?A self-shot photo of Mr. Cho, above, and a still from the Web site of the movie ‘Oldboy.’ (Photos: NBC News, top; Tartan Films)

The inspiration for perhaps the most inexplicable image in the set that Cho Seung-Hui mailed to NBC news on Monday may be a movie from South Korea that won the Gran Prix prize at Cannes Film Festival in 2004.

The poses in the two images are similar, and the plot of the movie, “Oldboy,” seems dark enough to merit at least some further study. Following is The Times’s plot summary:

The film centers on a seemingly ordinary businessman, Dae-su (the terrific Choi Min-sik), who, after being mysteriously imprisoned, goes on an extensive, exhausting rampage, seeking answers and all manner of bloody revenge.

In a Times review, Manohla Dargis wrote that the film’s “body count and sadistic violence” mostly appealed to “cult-film aficionados for whom distinctions between high art and low are unknown, unrecognized and certainly unwelcome.”

A Virginia Tech professor, Paul Harrill, alerted us of the similarity between images in the hope that it would shed some light on what led Mr. Cho to kill 32 on Monday before turning the gun on himself.

Oh dear lord why do I have a feeling were going to hear ....



some dumbass comparisions in the next couple of weeks by pundits. Jess made a good point that people are proably going to scapegoat these films. Just because someone thinks that they can make some connection like the junk that emerged after Columbine doesn't mean anything. I swear I don't want hear so nitwit ragging on our films claiming they had anything to do with this. Anyone who has seen the cinema of Hong Kong knows that these films sure as hell don't promote chracters like him.

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Watching now: The Swarm!

Ever wondered what kill Irwin Allen's career well folks I'm watching it right now. The Swarm the massive budget, 156 minute killer bee opus. This movie is beyond goofy. To quote what I wrote at DVD Maniacs:
I love this film. I rented it randomly a year or two ago and man was it worth it. Just seeing the Irwin Allen formula (which I never found interesting) applied to bees is brilliant. Its like a satire except for the fact that you know it wasn't meant to be anything but serious. Kids with the Molotov, the attempts to destroy the bees, Michael Caine GETS INTO A MISSILE SILO BY HIMSELF! Pure art.
Seriously ladies and gents expect some youtube clips latter. This films is a joy to revel in! Heck, just go and rent it right now or buy it. It retails for less than 14.99 and can probably be found a lot cheaper.

Born to Fight Dragon Dynasty DVD Review

Video: The video quality of this Dragon Dynasty DVD release is excellent and as one would expect anamorphically enhanced. Working most likely from a PAL source (at least at some point in the process) Dragon Dynasty did an excellent job transferring the film as I did not notice any ghosting or problems that typically plague PAL to NTSC transfers. The colors were vibrant and not oversaturated. There is grain in some scenes, but I strongly suspect that they were the original intention of the director or DP to give the film a gritty look at times.

Check out the screenshots:

http://hkfilmnews.blogspot.com/2007/04/born-to-fight-dragon-dynasty-screencaps.html

Audio: The Dragon Dynasty disc comes with four audio tracks. A Thai 5.1 and English 5.1 Dolby Digital Mix. The English dub is surprisingly decent and was most likely made in the United States and not sourced from a local studio in either Thailand or Hong Kong. Both mixes sound clean and free of hiss. They were well mixed and powerful fitting a modern day action film. The dialogue is never overpowered by the music and sound effects or vice-versa. There is a Thai DTS track (which I think is a first for Dragon Dynasty), but as I do not have a DTS sound setup on my TV I was unable to fully test it. I did sample it on my PC and it sounded very nice and I’m sure will be enjoyed by those who have a system capable of playing DTS. There is also a Bey Logan audio commentary.

Subtitles: While I cannot verify the accuracy of the subtitles, I can say they are free of any grammar or spelling errors. For the main movie there is also a set of Spanish subtitles.

Extras: Dragon Dynasty goes all out giving us a two disc ultimate edition of Born to Fight loaded with extras. The first disc contains the only extra unique to this edition (the others are from the Thai DVD) with an audio commentary by Bey Logan. Bey earns extra points for referencing Gymkata numerous times and making legit comparisons to the use of gymnasts in martial arts films. Although his knowledge of Thai films is nowhere near as large as his information on Hong Kong cinema, its not bad by any means. Bey gives good background info on the background of the film, its actors, the stunts, and Thai culture (and Thai Red Bull). On the second disc we have two trailers, the original Thai (which was not anamorhpically enhanced and looks a little rough) and is subtitled, along with a US promotional trailer. The main extras are two behind the scenes features one is a short electronic press kit that was used to promote the movie in Thailand. The video quality is not great, but that is mostly likely, because it was meant for airings on TV and the internet. The main feature is a 60+ minute behind the scenes documentary that was made for the Thai DVD and that has interviews with the stars and crew and behind the scenes footage of making the movie. The video quality was excellent on this feature. All features come with optional English subtitles.

Overall: Dragon Dynasty offers a solid package for Born to Fight. If you do not own the film yet, then have no fear this is the perfect release for you to pick up. It also retails for far cheaper than its British or Australia counterparts making it the perfect choice for people who cannot play PAL DVDs or do not necessarily want to spend a lot of money. Excellent video and audio quality combined with some serious extras make this an attractive purchase for those interested in the film (and it is quite an enjoyable film). We were very happy with this DVD and cannot wait to see more of the excellent work that Dragon Dynasty has to offer in the future especially with Above The Law and Shanghai Express coming out in May and several Shaw Brother films in June.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Upcoming Media Blater Cover Scans.

Thanks again to Richard from MB.





Media Blaster Upcoming Schedule Till July 2007

Many thanks to Richcard York at MB for giving HK FILM NEWS their upcoming schedule. We'll post some cover scans later. I can tell you that many of us at HK FILM NEWS are looking forward to Frankenstein Conquers the World.

5/1
ART OF THE DEVIL 2-pack (Tokyo Shock)

5/15
BLACK KISS (Tokyo Shock)
Asuka (Reika Hashimoto), an aspiring model, moves to Tokyo to pursue
her career. She takes up residence with a moody acquaintance named Kasumi
(Kaori Kawamura). Across the street from their apartment, Asuka witnesses a
bizarre murder — the body was flayed, disemboweled and arranged into a
hideous work of art. A series of coincidental murders occurs, all of which contain
what is possibly the murder's calling card: a black lip print dubbed "The
Black Kiss". This gruesome crime thriller in the tradition of SILENCE OF THE
LAMBS and SEVEN was originally known as SYNCHRONICITY ("Shinkuronishiti") and
features Ken Mitsuishi (AUDITION) and Masanobu Ando (BATTLE ROYALE).

Special Features:
Deleted Scenes
The truth of Black Kiss
Mystery of Black Kiss
Theatrical Trailer

5/29
ICHI THE KILLER Blood Pack (Tokyo Shock)
When a yakuza boss is murdered and his money is stolen, both truth and
revenge are brutally sought. Leading the charge is Kakihara (Tadanobu
Asano), the bleach-blonde pain junky whose interrogation methods are
fetishistically sadistic. As the layers of the sordid tale are peeled
back, it appears that someone is trying to turn rival gangs against each
other.
The centerpiece of this strategy is Ichi the Killer (Nao Omori), a
mysterious and completely unhinged master of slaughter. When the final
showdown comes, it's a psychologically cataclysmic event. This one of a
kind, over-the-top, stomach-churning, live-action cartoon from Takashi
Miike (VISITOR Q, IMPRINT) remains an extreme and influential modern classic.

Disc 1
NEW 16 X 9 1.85:1 transfer
-Commentary with director Takashi Miike and Manga artist/writer Hideo
Yamamoto
-5.1 English Dub
-5.1 Japanese Mix
-Original Trailer
-Featurette with Horror film Director Eli Roth (Hostel, Cabin Fever)
-Photo Gallery

DISC 2
-Featurette The Cult of ICHI (featuring horror writer JACK KETCHUM,
Fangoria’s Tony Timpone, director Mike Mendez, actress Barbara
Nedeljakova
(HOSTEL)
And many more)
-Interview with Producer Dai Miyazaki
-Actors Sabu and Tsukamoto discuss ICHI.
-“Memories of ICHI” The Making of Ichi the Killer
CAST interviews with:
-Interview with Tadanobu Asano (Kakihara)
-Interview with Nao Omori(Ichi)
-Interview with Sabu (SUZUKI) Susumu Terajimaas Sabu
-Interview with Shinya Tsukamoto (Jijii)
-Miike trailer reel

6/12
ID (Tokyo Shock)
The ID, our unconscious, contains all our selfish drives and desires.
Our conscious keeps these instincts in check, repressing them, in order to
maintain the civility required by society. But what happens when the ID
takes control and is allowed to run free? You get ID, this grim,
shocking, contemplative and experimental exploration of the horror that lies
dormant within us all. Lawlessness, death and complete psychological abandon
befall a rural community, home to factories, pig farms and general squalor.
Here, it's difficult to tell the humans from the animals. What transpires
ultimately defies description. But this rumination on repression,
apathy and the influence of violence is brimming with raw and unbridled
creativity.

Director Kei Fujiwara began her career as an actress and later gained
notoriety for her involvement in Shinya Tsukamoto's legendary TETSUO:
THE IRON MAN (1989) as well as her directorial debut, the disturbing yet
artful ORGAN (1996).

6/26
FRANKENSTEIN CONQUERS THE WORLD (Tokyo Shock)
The still-beating, disembodied heart of Frankenstein's monster was
transported from Nazi Germany to Japan for experimentation during World
War II. But the heart is believed lost when Allied Forces drop the bomb on
Hiroshima. Several years later, a feral boy is running rampant through
Hiroshima, killing and feasting on small animals. This causes alarm and
arouses the curiosity of an American scientist, Dr. Bowen (Nick Adams),
and his assistant (Kumi Mizuno, MATANGO) who take the boy into their care.
Soon, the boy is growing at an alarming rate and exhibiting incomparable
strength.
The scientists only have one explanation: this is the mutated monster
of Frankenstein himself! But this town isn't big enough for two monsters.
The destructive, underground-dwelling Baragon emerges to do battle with
Frankenstein to the death!

Known originally as FRANKENSTEIN VS. BARAGON, this fan favorite Toho
production has been a popular fixture on American television for the
past quarter-century. Tokyo Shock is proud to bring FRANKENSTEIN CONQUERS
THE WORLD to U.S. DVD for the first time.

DISC ONE:
FRANKENSTEIN CONQUERS THE WORLD "English Language Version" (84:47)
English Mono / English 5.1
2.35:1 Anamorphic Widescreen (contrary to the earlier reports saying it
was 1.78:1, which was premature on my part)

EXTRAS:
Special Announcement (40 seconds)
Theatrical Trailer (2 minutes)
Extra International Footage (alternate octopus ending)
Deleted Scenes (approx 5 minutes)
Photo Gallery (approx 150 images)

DISC TWO:
FRANKENSTEIN VS. BARAGON "International Version" (93:04)*
FRANKENSTEIN VS. BARAGON "Japanese Theatrical Version" (89:53)
2.35:1 Anamorphic Widescreen
Japanese Mono / Japanese 5.1 / English Subtitles
Audio Commentary with Sadamasa Arikawa (Director of Special Effects
Photography) with English Subtitles
Trailers for ATRAGON, DOGORA, MYSTERIANS, MATANGO

7/3
SODOM THE KILLER
Bad things happen when innocent blood is shed. In the early 1700s, Lord
Sodom Ichibei is happily celebrating his wedding day when his
wife-to-be suddenly dies during the ceremony. In his search for an explanation, he
kills any and every suspect he comes across. When Lord Ichibei tortures
and kills two innocent girls, Catherine and Theresa, their death brings
about a curse on the Sodom family. Three hundred years later, one of Sodom's
descendents, Ichiro, is also set to be married. But Catherine has been
reincarnated as Ichiro's sister and kills everyone at the wedding. This
transforms Ichiro into the evil and vengeful "Sodom the Killer", a
cursed man hell-bent on slaughter and world destruction. But Theresa,
reincarnated as a detective, is keeping a watchful eye on Ichiro...

Hiroshi Takahashi, writer of the seminal Japanese horror film RINGU,
makes his directorial debut with this twisty and campy take on the genre he
helped create.

7/31
MUTANT MONSTERS Triple Feature (Includes: THE BEING, THE DARK &
CREATURES
FROM THE ABYSS)

A New Writer Joins Us!

Big welcome to Paul Skelding who joins the writing staff today. Look for a lot of great articles on Wuxia and more. As you can see from his bio, Paul knows his stuff.

Paul Skelding, 36, resides on the US Trust Territory of Guam in
Micronesia, Asia. Paul has been watching martial arts movies since the
80s and started on a steady diet of Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and
cheesy 80s martial arts movies. In the 90s he discovered Jackie Chan,
Jet Li, and Shaw Brothers films, and his life has not been the same
since. Paul has studied several martial arts including Yang Tai Chi,
Traditional Wing Chun Kung Fu, and Gracie Jujitsu. Using Guam as a
gateway, Paul has traveled extensively in Asia including China, Hong
Kong, Philippines, Thailand, Indonesia, Taiwan and Japan.

New Fusian Film DVD info!




Thanks to Laura at Inspired Studios.

Shadow Warriors Episode 9 Screencaps








I told you all not to worry about a lack of Chiba coverage. :)

Born to Fight Dragon Dynasty Screencaps

Today we got a chance to take a look at the Dragon Dynasty DVD of Born to Fight, expect a review in the next few days. For the moment, here are some screencaps of both discs. Easily a great DVD in terms of extras and video quality (along with sound options). If you haven't got this yet or just want one in NTSC or Region 1, I would advise you to pick it up when it streets next Tuesday April 24th. Until I can do a full review here are some screencaps to tide you over.














Chinese History Through Kung Fu Movies TImeline

So now you can try and check out the unique and interesting periods of Chinese history through kung fu movies. This list was done a couple of years ago but most likely wasn't seen by many recent members. We're also going to try and add to it more as even just the last three in terms of TVB and Shaw releases have been tremendous. Credit first of course.

Thread/idea by gfanikf KFF

Timeline from http://www-chaos.umd.edu/history/time_line.html (coutesy of gfanikf - this forum)
Sensasian Timeline & List from http://tinyurl.com/35woeu

Magic8 posted this on asiandvdguide
iskandam posted this on KFCC
muay thai media posted this on KFCC
Jin Yong posted this on KFF
Limubai2000 added this (KFF)
Sensasian List link found by curtpdx (KFF)

Compiled by Limubai2000 from KFF

Chinese History Through Kung Fu Movies Timeline v .3

2690-2590 B.C. Huang Di

2333-2234 B.C. Tang Yao

2233-2184 B.C. Yu Shun

2100-1500 B.C. Xia

1700-1027 B.C. Shang

Last Woman of Shang (iskandam)
Na Cha The Great (Sensasian)
A Maid From Heaven (sensasian)

1027-771 B.C. Western Zhou

A Step Into The Past (TVB Serial)(Sensasian)
The King With My Face (Sensasian)

770-221 B.C. Eastern Zhou

770-476 B.C. -- Spring and Autumn period

Hsi Shih (Jin Yong)
Saga Of zhou Dynasty The Spring And Autumn Period (Sensasian)

475-221 B.C. -- Warring States period

Saga Of Zhou Dynasty The Warring States (Sensasian)

221-207 B.C. Qin

Emporer's Shadow (Magic8)
Hero (Magic8)
Emporer And The Assasin (Magic8)
First Emporer of China IMAX (Documentary)(Limubai2000)
Terracotta Warriors (Sensasian)
Shin No Shikoutei (Sensasian)
The First Emporer (Sensasian)
The Rise Of The Great Wall (Sensasian)

206 B.C.- A.D. 9 Western Han

Great Conqueror's Concubine Part 1 & 2 (iskandam)
Farewell To My Concubine (Sensasian)
Beyond The Great Wall (Sensasian)
Han Dynasty (Sensasian)
Heroic Prince (Sensasian)
Wulung Prince (Sensasian)
Silk Road Parts 1,2, & 3 (Sensasian)

A.D. 9-24 Xin (Wang Mang interregnum)

A.D. 25-220 Eastern Han

A.D. 220-280 Three Kingdoms

Three Kingdoms (TV-50) (iskandam)
Generation Pendragon (Sensasian)
Li bu And Diao Chan (Sensasian)
Hero Of The Three Kingdoms (Sensasian)
Strategy Of Three Kingdoms (Sensasian)

220-265 -- Wei

221-263 -- Shu

229-280 -- Wu

A.D. 265-316 Western Jin

The Butterfly Lover (Sensasian)
The Lovers (Sensasian)
2002 Butterfly Lovers 40 (Sensasian)

A.D. 317-420 Eastern Jin

A.D. 420-588 Southern and Northern Dynasties

Mulan (Sensasian)
Wu Yen (Sensasian)
Master Of Zen (Sensasian)
The Legend Of Lady Chung (Sensasian)
Dharma - Founder Of Shaolin (Sensasian)

420-588 Southern Dynasties

420-478 -- Song

479-501 -- Qi

502-556 -- Liang

557-588 -- Chen

386-588 Northern Dynasties

386-533 -- Northern Wei

534-549 -- Eastern Wei

535-557 -- Western Wei

550-577 -- Northern Qi

557-588 -- Northern Zhou

A.D. 581-617 Sui

A.D. 618-907 Tang

Warriors Of Heaven And Earth (Magic8)
Empress Wu Tse-Tien (Jin Yong)
Yang Kwei Fei (Jin Yong)
Foundation (Sensasian)
The Queen Of Tibet (Sensasian)
Heroic Ones (Sensasian)

A.D. 907-960 Five Dynasties

907-923 -- Later Liang

923-936 -- Later Tang

936-946 -- Later Jin

947-950 -- Later Han

951-960 - Later Zhou

A.D. 907-979 Ten Kingdoms

A.D. 960-1279 Sung

Water Margin (Magic8)
All Men Are Brothers (Magic8)
Deadly Duo (Jin Yong)
Heroes Of Sung (Jin Yong)
Brave Archer (series) (Jin Yong)
Golden Lotus (Jin Yong)
Legend Of The Condor Heroes (Book & Movie) (Sensasian)
Cat And Mouse (Sensasian)
The Lion Roars (Sensasian)
Twelve Gold Medallions (Sensasian)
The Grand Substitution (Sensasian)
The Heroine Of The Yangs Part 1 & 2 (Sensasian)
General Father, General Son (Sensasian)
Ashes Of Time (Sensasian)
Seven Warriors, Five Heroes (Sensasian)
Justice Pao - The Princes (Sensasian)
The Legend Of the Condor Heroes Parts 1,2 & 3 (TVB Series) (Sensasian)
Young Impartial Judge Parts 1 & 2 (Sensasian)
The Bride Napping (Sensasian)
Bao Gong Sheng Si Jie (Sensasian)
Junior Master Bao (Sensasian)
The Return Of The Condor Heroes (Sensasian)
Yue's Young Warriors (Sensasian)
Justice Pao - Zhe Bao Mian (Sensasian)
Yeung Female Warriors Parts 1 & 2 (Sensasian)
Ghenghis Khan (Sensasian)
The Yang's Saga (Sensasian)
Ghenghis Khan (TVB Series) (Sensasian)
All Men Are Brothers - Blood Of The Leopard (Sensaian)
Legend Of Condor Heroes (Puppet Show) (Sensasian)

960-1127 -- Northern Sung Brave Archer (series) (Jin Yong)

1127-1279 -- Southern Sung Brave Archer (series) (Jin Yong)

A.D. 916-1125 Liao

A.D. 1038-1227 Western Xia

A.D. 1115-1234 Jin

A.D. 1279-1368 Yuan

Musa (iskandam)
Bichunmoo (iskandam)
One Armed Swordman (Jin Yong)
Little Dragon Maiden (Jin Yong)
Brave Archer (series) (Jin Yong)
Marco Polo (Jin Yong)

Fall of Yuan to Ming
Musa (Muay Thai Media)
Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber Part 1 & 2 (Jin Yong)

A.D. 1368-1644 Ming

Secret Service Of The Imperial Court (Jin Yong)
The Kingdom And The Beauty (Sensasian)
Princes Chang Ping Parts 1 & 2(Sensasian)
Flirting Scholar (Sensasian)
The Three Smiles (Sensasian)
The Saga Of Yeun Soong Wun (Sensasian)
Big Foot Queen (Sensasian)
Chinese Odyssey - King Zhengde And Phoenix (Sensasian)

A.D. 1644-1911 Qing

New Tale Of Flying Fox (Jin Yong)
Emporer And His Brother (Jin Yong)
The Voyage Of Emporer Qian Long (Jin Yong)
The Emporer And The Beauty (Jin Yong)
Blood Brothers (Jin Yong)
Huang Fei Hung/Once Upon A Time In China Series (Muay Thai Media)
Boxer Rebellion (Muay Thai Media)
Empress Dowager (Jin Yong)
Last Tempest (Jin Yong)
Burning Of the Imperial Palace (Jin Yong)
Reign Behind the Curtain (Jin Yong)
Iron Bodyguard (Jin Yong)
Five Shaolin Masters (Jin Yong)
The 36th chamber of Shaolin (Jin Yong)
Disciple of the 36th Chamber (Jin Yong)
Return to the 36th chamber (Jin Yong)
Heroes Two (Jin Yong)
Executionners From Shaolin (Jin Yong)
Clan Of The White Lotus (Jin Yong)
Invincible Shaolin (Jin Yong)
Two Champion Of Shaolin (Jin Yong)
The Master (Jin Yong)
Dirty Ho (Jin Yong)
Sword Stained with Royal Blood (Jin Yong)
Legend of the Fox (Jin Yong)
Shaolin Temple (Jin Yong)
Adventures of Emperor Chien Lung (Jin Yong)
The Emperor and the Minister (Jin Yong)
Royal Tramp 1 & 2 (Jin Yong)
Iron Monkey (Sensasian)
Justice My Foot (Sensasian)
Hail The Judge (Sensasian)
Lawyer, Lawyer (Sensasian)
The Legend Of Ji Xiao Lan (Sensasian)
The Duke Of Mount Deer (TVB Series) (Sensasian)
Hero Fong Sai Yuk (Sensasian)
Prodigal Son (Sensasian)
Emporer Chien Lung And The Beauty (Sensasian)
Fake Emporer (Sensasian)
Anecdote Of Hau Zhuang (Sensasian)
Killing Machine (Sensasian)
Legend Of Yong Zheng Parts 1 & 2 (Sensasian)
Book And Sword Parts 1,2 & 3 (Sensasian)
Romance Of Book And Sword (Sensasian)
Voyage Of Emporer Chien Lung (Sensasian)
Warriors Two (Sensasian)
New Legend Of Shaolin (Sensasian)
Kangxi's Love Story Parts 1 & 2 (Sensasian)
Twilight Of the Forbidden City (Sensasian)
Reign Behind A Curtain (Sensasian)
Last Emporer (Sensasian)
Lover Of The Last Empress (Sensasian)
Lai Shi, China's Last Eunnuch (Sensaian)
Young Of wong Fei Hung (Sensasian)
Opium War (Sensasian)
Sino Dutch War 1661 (Sensasian)
New Legend Of Fong Sai Yuk Part 3 (Sensasian)
Legend of Yong Zheng (Sesasian)
Kangxi Dynasty (Sensasian)
Yong Zheng Dynasty (Sensasian)
Dynasty Of Chien Lung (Sensasian)
Mr Winner (Sensasian)
Tales of a Eunnuch (Jin Yong)
Fong Sai Yuk Parts 1 & 2(Muay Thai Media)
Once Upon A Time In China (Magic8)

A.D. 1912 - 1949 Chinese Civil War/WW2

Fist Of Fury (Magic8)
Fist Of Legend (Magic8)
Vengeance (Jin Yong)
Anonymous Heroes (Jin Yong)
The Warlord (Sensasian)
May And August (Sensasian)
Soong Sister (Sensasian)
Peking Opera Blues (Sensasian)
Peony Pavilion (Sensasian)
Till We Meet Again (Sensasian)
Boxer From Shantung (Sensaian)
Route (Sensasian)
Shanghai Grand (Sensasian)
Lord Of East China Sea Parts 1 & 2(Sensasian)
Fist Of Legend (TV Series) (Sensasian)
Man Behind The Sun (Sensasian)
Centre Stage (Sensasian)
Narrow Escape (Sensasian)
Vermilion Door (Sensasian)
Story Of Three Loves Parts 1 & 2 (Sensasian)
Bund (Sensasian)
Spring River Flows East - The Eight War Torn Years (Sensasian)
Star, Moon and Sun Parts 1 & 2 (Sensasian)
Kawashima Yoshiko (Sensasian)
Fist Of Hero (Sensasian)

Monday, April 16, 2007

Dragon Dynasty's Born to Fight Arrives to HK FILM NEWS!

Expect a review of this highly anticapted Dragon Dynasty title in the next day or so. Thanks to Margot at Speical Ops Media. I know our readers are looking forward to this review. This looks like a great DVD from a quick scan.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Let it not be said I only pick on apes appearing in Chinese films.

Well, tecnhically this was an American film made in the Republic of Korea, but screw it I love this film.

Enter The Baradagi Cheng Sing Fights An Ape and Bruce Li Beats Up Granny!

An ape thought it could fight Cheng Sing. Poor stupid ape.



Granny though she could piss of Bruce Li. Wrong!

Time for you all to learn the history of China to help you enjoy your Kung Fu more!

Now you're properly thinking, Ian I'm watching Kung Fu what could possibly be the benefit of learning about the history of China? Well, what may seem like a plot details may actually represent an interesting facet of Chinese history from the the eunuchs, the salt trade, to armed escort services to much more. The goal of this new section Chinese History through Kung Fu Movies is to show the background information from scans of my Chinese history books in conjunction with clips mentioning the subject in the related Kung Fu movie. Also I'm going to post information of Chinese culture such as food and music occasionally too. I should also mention that I majored in Gov't + Law and History and minored in Asian Studies at Lafayette College. I'm also working on a MA in Poli Sci and Villanova University and will soon be starting law school at Seton Hall, just to give you a little background on me.

I hope you all enjoy this new section.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Cheng Cheh on the Martial Arts Film Genre

Republished from Stephen Feldman's amazing Cheng Cheh site
http://changcheh.0catch.com/ Give it a look today.

From The Making of Martial Arts Films -- As Told by Filmmakers and Stars, 1999, pp. 16-24:

Creating the Martial Arts Film and the Hong Kong Cinema Style

[an article by] Zhang Che

As a society prospers, its industry develops, and the dynamic energy of the people is at full throttle, culture and the arts will also thrive. This is true of China in the Tang Dynasty, of Europe in the Renaissance, and of America in its opening of the western frontier. Though a small territory, Hong Kong in the 60s and 70s was an explicit micro-model of such trends.

Crossroads of East and West

Western culture is the dominating culture in the modern world. However, Chinese culture has a long history and still carries its own weight. Hong Kong is a Chinese society and it functions as China's window to the West. Hence, it is the crossroads where Chinese and Western cultures meet. But Hong Kong only has a history of over 100 years. Originally on the periphery of the mainland, its absorption of Western culture is not deep enough. Thus, both Chinese and Western cultures have a poor foundation in Hong Kong. From the start, the development of art and culture in Hong Kong had a populist base. The supplementary columns of Hong Kong's newspapers are unique in this respect -- one of the most representative personages was Ko Hung (Sam So) who was active in the 60s and 70s and possessed the distinct local colours of Hong Kong. The martial arts novels became popular during this period, and the melodrama novels were no better than the sentimental romances. There were very few works of literary quality. Most films of better artistic values were those that geared towards the masses and the populist denominator.

However, populism is a virtue, not a flaw. Culture is based on "people," and the type of "people" determines the type of culture. A minority culture can only be enjoyed by a small group of people and cannot enter the mainstream. This is most apparent in cinema. If it is detached from the masses, it is detached from the market and cannot survive nor develop. There are many levels to populism, aud the more levels there are, the wider the human foundations. There are the common people, the middle-class, and the intellectuals. Take the martial arts novels. It includes writers such as Woshi Shanren and Jin Yong -- the former belongs to the Cantonese culture of the neighbouring masses while both the common people and the intellectuals enjoy the latter. The samurai pictures of Japan and the martial arts pictures of Hong Kong are quite similar. The samurai picture genre has produced an outstanding master in Akira Kurosawa.

Jin Yong is the premier talent in martial arts literature and he was a product arising from the East-meets-West culture of Hong Kong. A learned man of Chinese culture, he is also well versed in Western culture, blending the literary culture and popular culture together successfully. His works came out simple but carried depth. The martial arts pictures of the 60s and 70s, no matter the works of an auteur or the works as a whole, are no match for the works of Jin Yong. The reason why he took a leading role in the take-off of the martial arts picture in Hong Kong cinema is due to this distinct appeal.

Martial arts films had its share back in the old days. In Shanghai, the genre got bogged down in the serials of the likes of The Burning of the Red Lotus Temple and The Swordswoman of the Wilderness, so were the martial arts films of Hong Kong cinema that remained on the level of Woshi Shanren for years and could not catch up with the times.

Populism does not mean vulgarity. The populist classics of China include quite some gems of literature that have an appeal to both literary and layman tastes. This is also true of Chinese opera. Being at the crossroads of East and West, the Hong Kong audience will naturally not be satisfied with "old-fashioned" martial arts pictures. Thus it is only to be expected that a new-style martial arts picture will emerge in accordance with the economic and social development of Hong Kong and its tendency towards Westernisation. With greater investments, production standards improve, leading to the participation of new intellectuals conversant in both Eastern and Western cultures. The first generation of auteurs recruited by the new style martial arts picture include King Hu and myself. Using Chinese cinema as a base, we endeavoured to include Western style of thinking and technology. King Hu studied the aesthetics of editing in Western cinema and created his own style of editing. As for myself, I studied the cinematographic techniques of those Western technicians or in Shaw Brothers under co-production deals, and "stole" a lot of their techniques.

Japan is the most westernised country in the East. Apart from influences from the west (particularly Hollywood films), we have also been influenced by Japanese cinema, in particular, the samurai pictures. I went to Japan to do location shooting for The Golden Swallow (1968). The location shooting itself was not at all significant compared to what I could learn from the production techniques of Japanese cinema. Some martial arts directors openly confess to being influenced by Japanese cinema and I think there's no shame in that. Reception isn't the same as copying. I was attracted to the martial arts genre because I had seen the films of Akira Kurosawa and realised that it was possible to make quality pictures in the genre.

When I was making The One-armed Swordsman (1967), I took the camera off its tripod and utilised the hand-held camera technique for the first time. Thus, a sense of mobility was added to Chinese films. I first used the slow-motion technique in The Magnficent Trio (1966) but it was after I had seen how the technique was used in Arthur Penn's Bonnie and Clyde (1967) and Sam Peckinpah's The Wild Bunch (1969) that I improved my methods in Vengeance! (1970).

The new style martial arts films of the 60s and 70s are a unique product of Hong Kong at the crossroads of east and west.

A Fusion of Lowbrow and Highbrow Cultures

Like the martial arts novels of Jin Yong, the genre incorporated elements of East and West, and the first generation auteurs also incorporated highbrow and lowbrow tastes. To appeal to the high and the low is the greatest objective. In Chinese martial arts literature, The Water Margin achieved this objective. The martial arts novels of the Tang Dynasty were inclined towards the highbrow tastes. Some of the profundity and richness of this literature is glimpsed in modern novels such as Huanzhu Louzhu's Zu -- Warriors of the Magic Mountain and The Legends of Yunhai, but apart from these, examples such as Seven Knights, Five Principles, The Legend of the Swordsman and The Swordswoman of the Wilderness were very lowbrow affairs indeed. The pictures adapted from these novels could go nowhere as a result.

The martial arts pictures current in Hong Kong cinema at the time were the likes of the Woshi Shahten stories -- stories full of local flavour and populated by folk heroes. The artistic quality of these pictures was low. The characters, from Fong Sai-yuk to Wu Wai-kin to Wong Fei-hung, lacked individuality and were more like stereotypes without emotions or psychology. The stories were simple and conducted along the lines of the good guys versus the bad guys. Hence, such films could not satisfy a society that was progressing and an audience that had greater demands of cinema. This was the background for the rise of the new style martial arts picture.

Many of the screenplays behind the new style martial arts pictures were original creations. They were not adapted from any novel. This is true at least of the films of King Hu and of those of mine. Naturally, we were all influenced by the Water Margin, the novels of the Tang Dynasty, and Jin Yong. We were young then and eager to express ourselves and there were a lot of things we wanted to say. King Hu later took inspiration from Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio, and I myself adapted some of Jin Yong's novels but they were not some of my best works. Jin's novels are lengthy works and are more suited to TV. I adapted The Brave Archer from him and made the picture in three parts and I still only touched the edges of the story and barely reached its core. Later, some pictures borrowed characters from his novels, such as Ashes of Time (1994), but they only made use of the subject to put across their own ideas. Their products were far from the originals.

In any case, the martial arts pictures began to have variations in their plots, sharp characters, and elaboration of romance and friendship. They brought in new artistic conceptions. The genre began to capture the mass audience and elevated its market position and its influence throughout Southeast Asia.

As its name implies, the martial arts (wu xia) pictures use the notion of martial arts (wu) to express the content of chivalry (xia). Martial arts denote action. Hong Kong cinema at the time used the southern school of kung fu and though the pictures freely mentioned the names of Shaolin and Wudang, the actors did not express the movements of these two schools. The majority of actors at the time were trained in opera, such as Kwan Tak-hing and Lam Kar-sing, etc. But the main pillar of martial arts in Cantonese opera was the Longhu (Dragon and Tiger) masters of martial arts which was derived from Peking opera. However, this was not a genuine strand of martial arts acting from Peking opera since it came from the serialised libretto play of the "Shanghai stream" of Peking opera.

However, the first generation of directors of the new style martial arts picture such as King Hu and myself, derived martial arts action from Peking opera but transcending the limitations of the Longhu masters. King Hu's action aesthetics is of a high standard and he never faltered from his methods of the swordplay film. I gradually became interested in the Hung Fist and the Wing Chun style which belong to the southern school, and I made Vengeance! (1970) and The Boxer from Shandong (1972), both set in the early years of the republic. Coincidentally, Bruce Lee also became popular at this time and he took the kung fu genre into new heights of popularity. At that time, I made Heroes Two (1974) and a series of Shaolin-based kung fu films. Though Kwan Tak-hing, Sek Yin-tsi, Lam Kar-sing propounded the Shaolin name, their kung fu had nothing to do with that school. The development of kung fu had to await stars like Bruce Lee, Chan Kwun-tai, Alexander Fu, etc. But that's another story.

The martial arts pictures inherited the stylised combat of Peking opera. Traditional Chinese opera and other regional operas are song-based operas, but forms such as Kunqu and Sichuan opera are based on song and dance. The dance segments developed into scenes of martial arts action and this development was completed with the appearance of Peking opera, which established a tradition of martial arts in opera. However, Kunqu, as evidenced in the operas The Night Flight of Lin Chong, Overturning the Sliding Cart, The Pass at the Boundary Marker, influenced the martial dramas of Peking opera. These were operas sung in the qu pai style of Kunqu and not in the traditional pihuang style of Peking opera. Cantonese opera, on the other hand, is well established as a regional opera and it emphasises song and dramatic plot, as do other regional forms such as Yue opera, Huangmei ("Yellow Plum") opera, and Taiwanese opera. The components of dance or martial arts in Cantonese opera were not profound but they later imbibed influences from Peking opera making them akin to the serialised libretto play of the Shanghai school. Most Longhu masters learned from Shanghai artists, such as Yuen Siu-tin (father of Yuen Woo-ping) and Yu Zhanyuan (teacher of Jackie Chan and Sammo Hung, and father of Yu So-chau), and Lam Kar-sing was a student of the martial arts opera diva Fen Juhua, who originally hailed from Shanghai.

Kunqu originated from Yuan opera. Its literary qualities were of a high standard, as evidenced in operas such as The Peony Pavilion and The Plum Blossom Fan. However, the martial arts component of Kunqu and Peking opera were later equally appreciated by lowbrow and highbrow tastes. Their works were popular but of a high standard. Martial arts stemmed from wushu, a form that had nothing to do with the practical art of fighting but was more like dance. Run Run Shaw discovered this early on, and so did film critic Sek Kei. Thus, the martial arts of Kunqu and Peking opera were really choreographic pieces, which were suited for adaptation to cinema. Action is a world language, thus Hong Kong's action films were accepted by Cantonese speakers and Mandarin speakers, by Southeast Asian countries which didn't understand Chinese, and gradually, by Europe and America.

The new style martial arts picture elevated production standards and the tastes of the audience; it strengthened the sensation of cinema and action. This development took place in a Hong Kong at the cross-roads of East and West, mixing highbrow with lowbrow, and the progress was rapid. As Sek Kei said, "It has elevated the action film from the world's worst to the world's best."

The Influence and Development of the Martial Arts Picture

The martial arts picture has the same basic requirements like all other pictures. Whether it is a tragedy or a comedy, the characters and the plots must move people and be entertaining. However, in entertainment, there must also be content, something aspiring to the higher levels. The modes of expression must be dramatic, cinematic, visual, atmospheric and rhythmic. A movie fulfiling all these demands is a good movie and vice versa. In terms of action, it is not enough to have action in a scene -- the action must be powerful and contain aesthetic beauty, the shots must carry the motion.

Chinese cinema has produced some masterpieces and though martial arts pictures number among these masterpieces, the majority are low quality works. Actually, Hong Kong cinema had remained insignificant for a long time. The China market was closed to it and it did not capture other overseas markets. Hong Kong cinema only relied on the small domestic mark in Hong Kong, and meagre capital from Singapore and Malaysia. At the time, Hong Kong had a few decrepit theatres that showed only Chinese movies. The better theatres showed only Western films. A film earned only about tens of thousands dollars. In such a market, the Cantonese film was a downmarket affair and it was only on occasion that a small little gem would appear, or else a picture would take the form of a "carnival" style bringing together all the artists in a big production. But this didn't do the trick in building up standards.

The Mandarin cinema was pioneered by Li Zuyong who came from Shanghai, bringing with him talent and money. He established Yung Hwa. However, the Shanghai talents that he brought along continued the old style of Shanghai cinema, which did not suit changing circumstances. Neither did it occupy a market niche. Yung Hwa ended up in financial straits. The company was saved by money from Singapore and Malaysia and its name was changed to MP and GI (later, this was changed to Cathay). However, the company became conservative, maintaining its output to please middle-class audiences, thus confining itself to melodramas and comedies. A breakthrough was needed. Run Run Shaw came over to Hong Kong from Southeast Asia with new investments to start the Shaw Brothers Studio. He turned the situation around, bringing Hong Kong cinema to the era of colour and widescreen. To secure the Taiwan market, Shaw Brothers produced Huangmei (Yellow Plum) opera films, as Mainland opera films were prohibited from the Taiwan market. This widened the studio's revenue base, raised production standards, and built up the grounds for the rise of the new style martial arts picture.

The Hong Kong cinema was a conservative force at the time. The overseas Chinese market in Singapore and Malaysia was a conservative-thinking audience. For example, European and American movies were centred on male actors. Even actresses like Vivien Leigh and Ingrid Bergman took second billing to Clark Gable and Humphrey Bogart. Peking opera is also male-centred. Even the "four greatest female stars" were males, such as Mei Lanfang, etc. However, Hong Kong cinema was different. Its popularity was built on female stars, and stars like Ling Bo and Yam Kim-fai played male parts. Insiders in the Hong Kong film industry were quite obstinate about this tendency, so I took up the slogan of yanggang (masculinity) in my film column "My Views on Cinema." Now, this slogan is taken as a mantra not only in the film industry but also in the music industry. But in the film industry at the time, the realisation of yanggang would have to wait until the resurgence of a new martial arts movie style -- a resurgence guided by the moguls Run Run Shaw and Raymond Chow. At that time, I had been recommended by Raymond Chow to enter Shaw Brothers. The rise of yanggang was a requirement of the market and not discrimination against actresses. Female audiences also wanted to see male stars. After all, the fans of male singers were mostly females.

The 60s and 70s were the most energetic periods of Hong Kong -- the period when young people exerted themselves. The age of love tales was the past. The masses were striving ahead in a rebellious mood and the colonial administration was receiving a shock to the system. Yangggang and the martial arts pictures represented this spirit of the times. After I made The One-armed Swordsman (1967), riots broke out in Kowloon. Then, during the riots, I made The Assassin (1967). In an Ming Pao Monthly article published on May 1998, titled "Hong Kong's Anti-Establishment Movies and the Mass Movement," Law Kar wrote: "Zhang Che's movie characters are young swordsmen, assassins, martyrs and death-defying fanatics. His heroes are tragic men who defy authority and the establishment." At the time, people called my movies "violent" and "bloody." I always thought this was a very shallow way of looking at my movies.

Chua Lam also said that I broke "many myths in Hong Kong cinema." One myth was that the audience only liked to see female stars. Another was that the male hero could not die. There really were a lot of conservative ideas around at the time. For example, it was thought that Southeast Asian Chinese did not like to see characters in pigtails. So films set in the Qing Dynasty, period did not show characters with pigtails -- rather they wore hats and kerchiefs round their heads to hide the pigtails. I broke this taboo with my film Blood Brothers (1973).

That was also the time of the transition from black and white to colour film. The use of colour was very conservative. White was avoided because it was thought to reflect light, and white was not viewed as a colour. In Peking opera, the costumes are very colourful but the heroes in an action scene invariably wore white to signify the image of a hero. If the characters were of low status, poor, or were criminals, or were wounded after a fight, they invariably wore black. Thus, I created the image of Wang Yu as "the knight in white. "Later, when I made Vengeance!, which was set in the early Republican period, my star David Chiang wore white student uniform (or the Zhongshan suit), which influenced Bruce Lee -- he wore a similar style in Fist of Fury.

The new ideas of the martial arts picture made Hong Kong cinema very popular at the box-office. Directors became "million-dollar directors" and this kicked off a trend. It seemed like all directors were making martial arts pictures, with varying achievements. The martial arts picture stimulated improvements in other genres. The pace picked up in comedies and melodramas. The shots were livelier, the subject matter much broader, the plots richer, the characters and emotions anew. Thus, Hong Kong cinema took off and became its unique self. Hong Kong became the filmmaking centre of Southeast Asia.

The martial arts picture was also undergoing transformation. When I made Vengeance! in 1970 as a picture set in the early Republican period, I won the Best Director Award in the Asia-Pacific Film Festival (David Chiang won the Best Actor Award). I changed the fighting style from swordplay to the "fist and leg" and this prepared the way for the appearance of Bruce Lee and the kung fu genre. Back in the days when I wrote my column "My Views on Cinema," I saw some of Lee's early Cantonese films and saw his potential even then. I recommended him to MP and GI. The production chief Song Qi told me that Bruce Lee was in America and contact had not been made. Later, when I became a director at Shaw Brothers, Bruce Lee took the initiative to contact me and I recommended him to Shaw Brothers. When his agents negotiated with Shaw Brothers, I wasn't involved. Finally, the talks broke down and Lee signed on with Golden Harvest.

Bruce Lee absorbed the best qualities of Taekwondo, Thai boxing, and Karate, to give a realistic and real-fighting look to the kung fu film. This had never been attempted before. Thus, Chinese kung fu pictures broke out of the Hong Kong market and made their presence known throughout the world. Since this part of history is well known, I wish not to say more, but my own films in this period included the likes of Duel of Fists (1971, starring Di Long) which created a trend of Thai boxing movies; The Boxer from Shandong (1972, starring Chan Kwun-tai) which was the forerunner of the Shanghai Bundi trend; and The Disciples of Shaolin (1975, starring Alexander Fu) which began the trend of young "boxing punks" movies -- the term xiaozi (boxing punks) was actually a Northern slang which later gained currency in Cantonese.

Though Bruce Lee was trained in Wing Chun, a southern school of kung fu, he made Mandarin films. The resurgence of Cantonese films had to wait until the appearance of Michael Hui's comedies. I later made a series of Cantonese kung fu movies, featuring folk heroes like Fong Sai-yuk, Hung Hei-kwun, Wu Wai-kin. These pictures influenced later movies like Jet Li's The Shaolin Temple, but they were all made possible because my picture Blood Brothers had broken the taboo against Qing-costume movies. There was a spate of movies that copied the story of Blood Brothers: Shaw Brothers made The Oath of Death and Luo Wei made Thunderbolt!. These were made as period movies but they all failed. I believe the story of Blood Brothers is a very good one but it is necessary to make it as a Qing-costume movie. But Shaw Brothers had doubts because the audience in Southeast Asia didn't like Qing-costume movies, or so they thought. Finally, I arrived at a compromise and that was not to have my characters shave their heads and keep the pigtails.

In the past, the Hong Kong martial arts movie (both the swordplay and kung fu strands) avoided the use of guns. In my film Vengeance!, I first used guns and Chen Xing played a gunman. His image was based on Italian Westerns. I also highlighted blood spurting out from bodies, shot in slow-motion. The effects were splendid. But, because of the popularity of Bruce Lee's kung fu movies, there was no chance to go down this road. It wasn't until John Woo, who worked with me before, that gunplay developed into its own unique strand.

Woo's characters, his theme of male bonding, and his depictions of emotions in his gunplay films were influenced by martial arts pictures. The shots of blood spurting out in slow motion are really quite expressive, and these types of movements -- reactions from being shot and the like -- are based on the techniques of martial arts pictures. Thus, they appear quite unique when placed among the action films of Hollywood and of course, Woo was a big influence. Jackie Chan's achievements are also immense and I don't need to elaborate. What should be mentioned is that Jackie has training in Peking opera, and the same is true of Sammo Hung.

Conclusion

The martial arts picture was the vanguard of all that was creative and unique in Hong Kong cinema. At its peak of popularity, it influenced all of Southeast Asia and it even broke out of this region to influence Europe and America. Hollywood has been greatly influenced by the genre. Regretfully, just as Hollywood has absorbed Hong Kong cinema influences and its talents, the local film industry is in decline. The reason for the decline lies in the failure for Hong Kong cinema to retain its balance and integrity in the mixing of Eastern and Western cultures and lowbrow and highbrow tastes. Instead, there is a polarisation. In some cases, only local layman's tastes are satisfied; in other cases, Western culture is imitated at the cost of the Hong Kong flavour. There are pictures that cater only for the "minority audience" -- pictures that are enjoyed by the few. Then there are pictures that are glossy but shallow. To learn from the past in order to know the future, there is only recourse to achieve the integration of eastern and western cultures, the lowbrow and the highbrow. Only this way can we renew our energy and rebuild the film industry so that it may enter a new age of prosperity.

(Translated by Stephen Teo)

Friday, April 13, 2007

Seven Man Army Audio Review and Video Clips!

Today we have an audio review that was done for Cheng Cheh's amazing Seven Man Army in celeberation of Cheng Cheh month. This is a great film and prehaps one of the most star-studded films ever prehaps only rivaled by Shanghai 13.

The Audio Review
http://www.yousendit.com/download/QlVqUWV2cGtTRTQwTVE9PQ

The Final Fight

Enter the Baradagi- Bruce Li Fights an Ape!

This is a new section of the site courtesy of my friend Brad who is an aficionado of just plain weird films and a lot of them are kung fu related. His youtube channel has more than just kung fu so make sure to check it out (especially if you like Godzilla films and the ilk..

Now ladies and gentlemen. Bruce Li Fights an Ape!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Hong Kong Godfathers Audio Review and Final Finale Video Clips

Today we have an audio review that was done for Johnny Wang's amazing and rare Hong Kong Godfathers. A bloody and brilliant triad film. BUT, there is more, we even have the entire final full 10 minute fight (spoilers).

The Audio Review

http://download.yousendit.com/BE523DA37A0E204C

The Final Fight

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Upcoming Rarescope Titles

Posted by Toby Russell

The Mystery of Audio Dubbing Interview

If you ever had an interest in audio dubbing and the effort that goes in to it, then do we have a treat for you. It takes a lot of effort and skill, but the challenge is often part of the fun. Marin Spanic who works for NEW DVD in Germany and also dubs movies as a hobby was kind enough to talk to HK Film News about NEW and the art of audio dubbing. Also to get an understanding of the effort he puts in too dubbing older films we have two clips, one of Deadly Duo with the dub simply put over the celestial video (often used with Red Sun) and one of Marin’s dubs which show what can be obtained with cleaning up the audio and better syncing. His re-dubs are often kept among a small group of collectors to prevent Red Sun from using them for their “products”, so getting a chance to see and hear this is a nice treat. Thanks again to Marin for doing this interview with us.

Basic Info

1. Can you tell us a little bit about yourself?

Age 34. Had to quit usual day job because of health reasons. Doing DVDs now fulltime since Feb 2007.


2. What was the first martial arts film you saw and
when?

Mid-80s- Millionaires Express, German dub on TV. Saw it while on a very boring Vacation. I think I watched it quite a few times these Weeks. Still hooked to it, can't watch the Movie in any other Language or I'll fall asleep.


3. Growing up in Germany were you frustrated when you
found out that many Kung Fu films in Germany often
were cut?

Sure, but then the search for the uncut VHS Versions came up, and often they were much more unwatchable - crappy Fullscreen Dupes, whereas German Stuff was mostly Letterboxed...


4. What is you favorite Shaw film and Shaw director

Hard to say. I don't have a Number 1 Movie, but these rank very high:
THE DUEL
NEW ONE-ARMED SWORDSMAN

KING BOXER

All of the 3 in GERMAN dub for me only - the dubs are the most perfect you could imagine, making the dialogues even better with actors dubbing, not crap
done by the usual "But still" folks. I simply can't imagine watching these Movie in another language than the old German subs. (and I HAVE seen them all
subbed and all)


New DVD’s

1. Can you describe NEW in terms of what they release
and how big they are?

Not so big. Some 3 Movies every 1-3 months. Small Movies, no big studio Stuff.


2. How did you come to work for NEW?

Folks heard how good my dub stuff is I did for myself and copied [it] around for friends. Word-of-Mouth that is. They worked hard to get my number and called me... (like other folks I work [I] now for!)


3. What are your exact duties while working for NEW?

a) look for interesting movie
b) look for material needed (Uncut movie? Audio options? Extras?)
c) Dubbing, editing.
d) Sometimes authoring when there's not much time left.


4. It surprises many non-German speakers that English
dubs are often included on NEW DVDs. Why is this the
case?
Because I want as perfect DVDs as possible. It's not that we NEED the English Dubs in Germany. Heck, I even wrote English subs for the missing Scenes for BLACK PANTHER!

5. How does NEW get the rights to these films especially the rarer ones like Fight for Shaolin Tamo Mystique aka Lady Wu-Tang?

We get them from the German Holders. We tried to get Stuff from HK or Taiwan, but nothing could be done. We just can't find any contacts, less even get over there to make some deals. We would LOVE to get some of the obviously remastered First Films Stuff.


6. What elements do you often receive from the rights
owners?

The only thing we get is - at best - a German cinema print, which is of course more often than not cut. So lots of work is to be done 'till it's ready for release.


7. What are some of the latest releases and upcoming
NEW DVDs that you think our readers may be interested
in?

(all titles will be Widescreen 2.35 and German Language; further dub Options with the title)

THE EIGHT MASTERS (Cut, with windowboxed Inserts)
(Mandarin, English)

Shaolin Kung Fu Mystagogue (cut, with 2.10 Widescreen Inserts) / 2 German Dubs
(Mandarin, English)

I am also working for another Company at
DESPERATE CHASE (BLOOD OF THE DRAGON)
(2x English Dubs, Mandarin)

I am also working on LEGEND OF THE WOLF for the MIG Filmgroup, SKY HIGH, and other Stuff. Too much to round up here!


8. Has NEW had any trouble releasing films uncut from
the German Censor Boards?

We don't issue films to the censor boards, so there are no problems.

If we DID, we would have no problems these Days to get an uncut 18,
but
it costs a lot. We ARE doing it for stuff like LEGEND OF THE WOLF,
and that stuff gets no Problems these days.

Audio Dubbing


1. What is the process of adding additional language
options to a film for a DVD release?

Well, it's best you have an UNCUT Print in English or Chinese. Then you can dub that onto the cut German print to see what's exactly missing. Note that down and you know if and what and where to insert later.


2. How do you attempt to clean up the audio and remove
hiss, crackels, and other imperfections?

Use Noise Reduction Filters from Sonic and Adobe. Works pretty well, most annoying is some low hum and buzz. These always have to go.
Remove hiss only when the audio is not disturbed too much. Tape and 35mm Print crackle should be removed also.


3. What did the Netherlands seems to get a large
amount of Shaw Brothers films released in English?

All their Shaws on Video were in English; it seems to me that ALL Shaws sold worldwide outside of Asia were the English Dubs back then.


4. With the criticism by many that Kung Fu dubs never
match the lip movements, how do you go about trying to
sync the dubs (German or English)

German Cinema dubs are often better synched than even the Mandarin Stuff.
They are normally no problem. As for the usually crappy English dubs, just make it fit. For a seasoned pro this is no problem at all. Never compare to the Original out-of-synch dub, but use your own wit and intelligence.


5. What was the hardest audio project you had to do?

Pick any Celestial Frame-Cut Mess. If you don't notice any lags, it's well worth the work. The best thing an Audience can say to you is, "I noticed no problems with the audio", even when you have to work DAYS to make it perfect. Look at that REDSUN Crap. They can't even synch the most simple stuff correctly, and still
they sell that crap in tons. When I stumble upon this stuff I see/hear all the amateurish faults done on all aspects of these boots. Pathetic.


6. Any dream films you would love to work with?

Tell me- what's a greater Dream than what I do NOW? making DVDs of "KARATE-MOVIES" and "Horror-Stuff" you loved as a Kid? Can it get ANY better? I can do Perfect DVDs of Movies I like and thats for a living... not many have even such a "Dream-Come-True" I think.

Thanks for Reading.

Once again thanks to Marin for this interview

Now as I promised here is a dub comparison.

Red Sun

Marin’s

Monday, April 9, 2007

A Multimedia Overview of Cheng Cheh's Career!

Thanks to Jessica for reading this over.

Typically when we think of Chang Cheh, we often think of his Shaolin Temple series of films from the mid to late 1970s. The truth is that Chang Cheh had an extremely diverse career marked with many unique periods through his time as a director both in and out of the Shaw Brothers. His career can be divided into four different major periods with a common theme of always trying to further Chinese cinema and the careers of those he worked with. It should be noted these delineations are not always a clean break from the previous one. Often, a film from the previous era would still come out even after a new point in Chang Cheh’s career had begun. Still we can still get a general idea of the path of Chang Cheh’s directorial career. I would like to thank Linn Haynes for his help with this article. Also big thanks to Venoms Chamber and his amazing youtube channel (venomchamber), dvdsaenz and Frankylau.

The first period of Chang Cheh’s career was Jimmy Wang Yu Swordplay Films. These films are what helped lead to Chang Cheh becoming the blockbuster director that we remember of him today. Chang Cheh was the original “millionaire director,” in that his films would gross over 1 million Hong Kong dollars at the local box office alone. This arc of his career often dealt with anti-hero leads, usually played by Jimmy Wang Yu, who were rebelling against the authorities of the time. These films started with The Magnificent Trio and lasted until Return of the One-Armed Swordsman in 1969 but was done by 1968 with Golden Swallow. These films marked a total departure from the Cantonese black-and-white Wong-Fei Hong films which often taught forgiveness and Confucian virtues with very little violence. Cheng Cheh’s films, in contrast, were filled with both bright color and stark violence. Chang Cheh singlehandedly brought the Chinese kung fu film into the modern age with these Jimmy Wang Yu starring, Japanese and American influenced films.

The Magnificent Trio (1966)

The Assassin (1967)

The second period was the Iron Triangle era. The Iron Triangle was a term used to describe the combined power of director Chang Cheh along with stars Ti Lung and David Chiang. This would form one of the most productive and beloved periods in Chang Cheh’s career, possible only rivaled by his Venoms period. This themes shown in these films include the nature of brotherhood and loyalty. These films were often a huge hit at the box office, combining the name talent of the two actors with the technical prowess of Cheng Cheh. The theme of heroic bloodshed (a man fighting in defense of one’s values or brother) would begin to take a prominent role in these films. If this term sounds familiar it is because director John Woo featured many of these similar themes in his own films. It should not be a surprise that John Woo was an Assistant Director on many of Cheng Cheh’s films. As we will learn, Cheng Cheh was always a man looking to teach the newer generation and allow them to learn the techniques of cinema. Films such as Vengeance unleashed a whole new level of violence onto the unsuspecting audiences of Hong Kong. While some were repelled by this new more realistic style of on-screen violence, most audiences loved it. The trailers for Vengeance and Have Sword, Will Travel are testaments to his draw at the box office (as they heavily play up his participation). These films show a further maturation of Cheng Cheh’s style into what was called the “Shaws House Style” that many directors would hope to emulate in their own films. This period would begin with 1969’s Have Sword, Will Travel until The Blood Brothers in 1973, which was soon followed by the foundation of Cheng’s Film Company in Taiwan. The first production of this company was Heroes Two in 1974.

Have Sword, Will Travel (1969)

Vengeance (1970)

The third period in Chang Cheh’s filmography could be called his Taiwanese period. This time in his career was when Chang Cheh relocated to Taiwan to form Cheng’s Film Co. Cheng's Film Co. was really an operation funded by the Shaw Brothers to allow them to use monies stuck in Taiwan that could not leave the country due to government regulations regarding film production. Still, Chang Cheh had a degree of autonomy that he normally would not have under the Shaw Brothers in Hong Kong. One example of this would be on Marco Polo when Carter Wong had a small staring role. Wong had been reported as saying that he wanted the chance to work with Chang Cheh, but did not want to sign a standard Shaw contract. This allowed him the opportunity to work with Cheng Cheh outside of the studio system These films, while still often having Ti Lung or David Chiang (or both), marked the development of future Shaw legends such as Chen Kuan Tai, Alexander Fu Sheng, Johhny Wang, Leung Kar-Yan, Chi Kuan-Chi, and even a young Gordon Liu. In a sense, this period would lead to the development of the leading men for the remainder of the Shaw Brothers studios. This period marked the beginning of the Shaolin cycle of films. Their success led to the large number of Shaolin-themed films by other companies that have long been a favorite of fans, who in turn have Chang Cheh to thank for them. With these films, beginning with Heroes Two (and its mini-documentary that precedes it: Three Hung Fist), there was a new focus on authentic martial arts and artists. Chen Kuan Tai was a Monkey style kung fu champion before he started working at the Shaw Brothers. This period was also defined by the works of his epic productions, noted for featuring Richard Harrison and stories such as Seven Man Army, Boxer Rebellion, and Marco Polo among others. This period in his career lasted from Heroes Two in 1974 to the end of Cheng’s Film Co with Magnificent Wanders (although Naval Commandos and the troubles between David Chiang and Ti Lung on set in many ways marked the end of this period).

Three Hung Fist (aka Three Hung Style) (1974)

Heroes Two (1974)

Shaolin Martial Arts (1974)

Seven Man Army (1976)

New Shaolin Boxers (1976)

The next period in Cheng Cheh’s career is perhaps his most beloved by many and possibly can be summed up in one small, yet immortal phrase, ”Poison Clan Rocks the World!” Yes, this period can be called the Venoms era. This time, Chang Cheh was looking for new stars to further his hopes of remaining dynamic and fresh while passing on his teachings to a new generation, and at the same time entertaining his audiences. This team of actors set the world aflame with their amazing action skills and highly entertaining plots and characters. This era alone has had a huge influence on American rap groups, such as the Wu-Tang Clan and many others. Phillip Kwok, Lu Feng, Lo Meng, Sun Chien, and Chiang Sheng began together in the landmark film Five Deadly Venoms in 1978 and began one of the most well-remembered teams of martial artists the world has even known! Though some in Hong Kong have viewed this period as marking the beginning of the downfall of Cheng Cheh in terms of budget and “quality,” nothing can be further from the truth as these films unleashed a new level of martial arts talents and exciting stories. The films ranged from tales of revenge and honor in Flag of Iron and Crippled Avengers to mystery and suspense in Masked Avengers, Kid with the Golden Arm and Five Deadly Venoms. For many people, these films represented the golden age of the Shaw Brothers. This period started in 1978 with Five Deadly Venoms and ended with 1982’s House of Traps, which, aside from 1983’s The Weird Man, was his final picture for the Shaw Brothers.

Five Deadly Venoms (1978)

Crippled Avengers (1978)

Kid with the Golden Arm (1979)

Sword Stained with Royal Blood (1981)

The final period of Cheng Cheh’s career could be called the Baby Venoms era. This period was marked by the end of Cheng Cheh’s active career, but in many ways should not be viewed as a sad event. Several of the people who trained under Cheng Cheh began to have very fruitful careers. John Woo and Wu-Ma have stayed busy since their early work with Cheng Cheh and Philip Kwok remains an in-demand action chorographer. Ti Lung, Jimmy Wang Yu, David Chiang brought up by Chang Cheh at the Shaws along with other co-stars are regarded as legends. This thanks to their work with Cheng Cheh. The Baby Venoms were an attempt by Cheng Cheh to find and promote new stars continuing what he had done in the past. This period started with Attack of the Joyful Goddess in 1983 and concluded with 1990’s Hidden Hero. The career of Cheng Cheh ended as he started trying to further Chinese cinema and his actors. Many of the Baby Venom films were remakes of his older films. He hoped to bring his stars the same success as previous Shaw Brother films. Sadly, Baby Venom films did not achieve worldwide success financially, but often feature exciting martial arts talent. They still have a cult following and the Baby Venoms still find work through the success of working with Chang Cheh, often appearing on TV and film, such as Stephen Chow’s Kung Fu Hustle. Cheng Cheh’s stature only grew over time, receiving acclaim from those whom he influenced directly to fans worldwide who watch his pictures (from musical arts, directors, and actors). Cheng Cheh was even granted a lifetime achievement award by the Hong Kong Film Association in 2001. He passed away in 2002 after making nearly 90 films. Even though he has passed away, his legacy will always be remembered with the release of re-mastered Shaw Brothers films that started shortly before his death. Now a new generation of fans can enjoy and learn from these films—just as the master himself would have hoped.

Note: Baby Venoms footage is sometimes hard to find, but it will be added in the next few days, as I have to transfer it myself. For now, please enjoy this trailer for Just Heroes produced by many of his former stars and crew to help finance his retirement. Chang Cheh (along with editing a Chinese version himself that sadly has still not appeared on home video) donated all of the profits to the study and teaching of film. This stayed true to his goal of teaching and helping the next generation of filmmakers that was always part of his moral character. Cheng Cheh remains a model example of a good person for future directors, actors, and even just fans.

Just Heroes (1989)

Shaolin Temple Coming from Dragon Dynasty

From Bey Logan's blog http://dragondynasty.com/blog/show/24

As we emerged from the restaurant, there was a full moon over Beijing, a suitable setting to bid farewell, for now, to these martial heroes. Shaolin Temple will be a forthcoming Dragon Dynasty release, and these veterans of the movie promised to put me in contact with the rest of the cast and crew. It’ll be great to finally give this ground-breaking classic the DVD release it deserves.


Jackie Chan Goes Reality.

Well maybe it won't be Flavor of Love or I Love NY, but this should still be of interest. From IMDB and Jessica Lasak. Also the Cheng Cheh update should be up in an hour or two. It's going to be a great multimedia overview of Cheng Cheh's career and I hope you'll check back soon.

Martial arts superstar Jackie Chan has launched a new Chinese TV show project in a bid to find his movie successor. More than 100,000 fans have reportedly signed up to try out for the reality TV show, called The Disciple, which seeks out new action movie talent. In introducing the new show on Saturday, Chan, 53, said, "A lot of actors are good at fighting but (they're) not beautiful (to watch). If you can incorporate dance with an ability to perform kung fu, that would be better." The show will run from March to October next year with the 10 winners landing roles a new movie, which Chan will produce.

Sunday, April 8, 2007

HK FILM NEWS Presents Chang Cheh Month! A Celebration of CC. Help join in the celebration!

This month will bring a celebration of the work of director Chang Cheh.

We are planning to host reviews of his films, articles and analysis of his works, life, actors (don't worry Venom fans), and technqiues. Each day will bring at least one new item related to Chang Cheh.

We are issuing an open call for writings from our readers. We want you to help us celebrate the life of one of the world's greatest directors. Please send your ideas and submissions to gfanikf@yahoo.com as we would love to have them. If you can only offer stills and pictures of articles, we would love to have them too.

The month starts off with a look at FLAG OF IRON and an overview of the various the periods of his career which will be uploaded tomorrow morning.

Don't worry site readers, all the normal parts of the site will continue (so no worries, Chiba fans).

A preview of things to come with Lu Feng.

Hmm, Venoms what could I be hinting at???? Well, for the moment enjoy this amazing Lu Feng tribute that I found on youtube. Lord knows its getting me to order Masked Avengers as soon as it comes out in the next couple of months.

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Shadow Warriors Episode 1 Screencaps

Here are some screencaps of the upcoming Shadow Warriors TV series from BCI entertainment. This is the first episode "Tigers Sharpen Their Claws in a Storm". The set hits retail stores April 17th. Thanks to Cliff at BCI.






Friday, April 6, 2007

Ninja Rap In Cantonese!?!?!?!!?

While it is a common known fact these days that Golden Harvest produced the TMNT movies from the 90s, few keep in mind that Joysales has the option to release them now as they are part of the Fortune Star catalog (along with MEGAFORCE, oh dear lord I hope they release that). Well now they have for both TMNT 1 and 2 according to Asian DVD Guide. This means that Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap song may be DUBBED IN CANTONESE. Nuff Said thats a sale right there.

GO NINJA GO NINJA RAP!!


Thursday, April 5, 2007

Freedom!

Well really just the start of my vacation and granted I have papers too do. So what does this mean to you the fellow reader? Lots more updates with a Chiba starting up the pack! What else do we have in store we'll you going to just have to wait and see.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Vincent Price Sings Judy Garland!

A little clip I made from Dr. Phibes Rises Again. You can get the film (which I highly recommend) either in a single MGM DVD or paired with the first film The Abominable Dr. Phibes. It's very random in and out of context so you really have no choice after hearing it but to go and and buy or at least rent the DVD. Remember to only get the DVD versions as earlier version lacked the song due to rights issues.

Its a bit loud so don't put the volume too loud when it starts

http://download.yousendit.com/6B201EF378414E08

Monday, April 2, 2007

The Thai Version of Rodan: Garuda

An old review I did for Garuda, Thailands answer to Rodan.
Fun film, but Thailand should stick to Tony Jaa for the goodwill ambassador of the country :).

Disc Title: Garuda

Disc Distributor: Media Blasters

Packaging: Amaray keep case

Discs:
1
Region Code: 1 (USA/Canada)
Colour System: NTSC
DVD Format: Double Sided & Single Layered
Video Ratio (Side 1): 1:85 Anamorphic


Main Feature Runtime: 1Hour 54:00 Mins
Main Feature Chapter Stops: 14
Main Feature Audio Tracks: English (2.0), English (5.1), Thai (2.0), Thai (5.1)
Main Feature Subtitles:
English Subtitles

Video 3.5 out 5

This copy of Garuda utilizes a 1:85:1 16X9 enhanced print. The quality of the transfer is quite good considering that it’s a conversion from PAL to NTSC. These transfers can be plagued with issues such as ghosting, but thankfully this disc does not seem to suffer from any of those problems. The print is dark though, but that seems to be a deliberate decision by the DP to hide the sub-par CGI (which there is a lot of). However, this leads to the picture being washed out at times and image clarity is lost. It may have been shot on Digital Video. There also seems to be a fair amount of grain, plus I noticed some print damage.

Audio 4.5 out of 5

The audio is by and large fine, except for one bizarre part of the Thai track when a soldier is about to put Tim in a locker. When they are talking about death, something odd happens like a really bad sound splice. Besides that, the sound is fine and clear otherwise. The English dubbing is mediocre mostly due to the fact that the voice actors were poorly chosen and the sound is not mixed naturally with the sound effects (it is similar to the sound mixing on some of the Heisei Godzilla dubs). It is a shame as a good dub may have increased the fun factor of the movie. The Thai DVD did have a DTS track, so I'm surprised it was not ported over. The 5.1 and 2.0 both had good separation and effects. No complaints besides the sound splice and lack of DTS.

Special Features 3.5 out of 5

Media Blasters shows once again that they are the “king of ports” and pretty much all the extras from the Thai disc are here. These include a subtitled trailer and a 25-minute making of with interviews with the cast and behind-the-scenes footage. Interestingly, the making of is censored and features a cigarette optically censored, which is quite humorous as the optical censor makes it look like it is hiding something really vulgar. The making of is good and shows how the special effects were done. The DVD has nice menus and setup which play the Thai Linkin Park song that plays at the end of the movie (which is also good for a laugh). There are some trailers for other Media Blaster titles. Media Blaster also has complete translated credits (including dub actors) after the main feature. The film itself has bilingual credits though.

Overall 4 out 5

Despite some misgivings about the picture quality, I strongly suspect this film may have been shot on Digital Video. I do recall hearing something to that effect at one point, but I have to say Media Blaster put out a nice DVD of Garuda. If you liked the movie, then it is a good purchase choice. However, I would recommend a rental if possible as I found that after watching it once, I had no desire to watch it again; you may want to give a trial rental (also to make sure it would work). If you like it, then grab it because it is most likely going to be the best DVD available for English language speakers.

Sunday, April 1, 2007

Dragon Dynasty Final Specs for Shanghai Express and Above the Law.

From the news section of the Dragon Dynasty website direct from Brian White himself.

1. Shanghai Express: Special Collector’s Edition

DVD Special Features:

Feature-length audio commentary with Hong Kong Cinema expert, Bey Logan
Express Delivery: an interview with director and star, Sammo Hung
Way Out West: an interview with action-legend, Yuen Biao
Trailblazer: a featurette with co-star and martial arts champion, Cynthia Rothrock
Trailer gallery
4 x Deleted Scenes


Widescreen – Enhanced for 16 x 9 Television
Languages: English 51, Cantonese 5.1, Cantonese Mono
Subtitles: English (CC Logo), Spanish



2. Above the Law: Special Collector’s Edition

DVD Special Features:
Feature-length audio commentary with Hong Kong Cinema expert, Bey Logan
The Vigilante: an interview with producer and star, Yuen Biao
Action Overload: an interview with leading lady, Cynthia Rothrock
From The Ring To The Silver Screen: a featurette with co-star and kickboxing champion, Peter Cunningham
Trailer gallery
Alternate ending


Widescreen – Enhanced for 16 x 9 Television
Languages: English 51, Cantonese 5.1, Cantonese Mono
Subtitles: English (CC Logo), Spanish